THE VIKING
10-11-2003, 09:20 PM
Weeeeeeeel, according to an articel by the "Worlwive survey of sexual habits", Australia and USA has the largest number of homosexual people, as much as 17 %.
Male homos is fine, but when it comes to lesbians, we are starting to get into trouble, due to the reduction of male available pussy.
How to indentify a gay male:
1. You call him an asshole, and he looks happy.
2. No one has ever heard him fart.
3. smells like comdoms (new that is)
And the dykes:
1. Bad breath.
2. Wide shoulders.
3. she beats you in armwrestling.
So watch out overthere, the homos are on the move. :D
Dont bend over for the soap.
The hetero viking.
Male homos is fine, but when it comes to lesbians, we are starting to get into trouble, due to the reduction of male available pussy.
How to indentify a gay male:
1. You call him an asshole, and he looks happy.
2. No one has ever heard him fart.
3. smells like comdoms (new that is)
And the dykes:
1. Bad breath.
2. Wide shoulders.
3. she beats you in armwrestling.
So watch out overthere, the homos are on the move. :D
Dont bend over for the soap.
The hetero viking.