JetBoatRich
02-10-2003, 08:40 AM
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
1.On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
2.On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary -
details inside."
3.On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
4.On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
5.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
down."
6.On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating"
7.On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
8.On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
9.On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness"
10.On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
11.On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
12.On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
13.On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
eat nuts."
14.On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly."
15.On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or genitals."
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
1.On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
2.On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary -
details inside."
3.On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
4.On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
5.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
down."
6.On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating"
7.On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
8.On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
9.On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness"
10.On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
11.On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
12.On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
13.On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
eat nuts."
14.On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly."
15.On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or genitals."