Your momma's so............

[RiverBabe]

fat when she sits around the house,she sits AROUND the house. :D
Let's see what you guys got. :p

[Laveyman]

Yo momma's so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

[RiverBabe]

She plays hopscotch like this, L.A.,Chicago,New York. :D

[superV]

Shes so fat she has more rolls than a baker!

[HavasuDreamin']

Yo' momma is soooooooooooooo short, when she sits on the curb her feet dangle.
Saw that in a a movie. :cool:

[superV]

To Fock her you have to roll her in flower and look for a wet spot! cry

[voodooCanoe]

To fock her, you have to slap her thigh and ride the first wave in.

[LaveyJet]

Yo momma's so fat her waist size is equator.

[Ms. AquaBoogie1]

Yo' mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

[superV]

Yo momma is so fat she has to use a Bounty The Quicker Picker Upper for a tampon! jawdrop
That was a orig. :rolleyes:

[superV]

Yo Momma is soooo Fat she has her owen ZIP CODE :D

[LaveyJet]

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

[superV]

secondchance:
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! That was Funny!

[LaveyJet]

Yo momma's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

[hboldno7]

Yo Momma is so hairy, big foot takes pictures of HER

[hboldno7]

shes so dumb, she brought a spoon to the superbowl

[hboldno7]

shes so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund

[superV]

Yo Momma is fat she has more tires than a Big Rig.

[LaveyJet]

Yo mama's so old that Ben Franklin used her key for his kite.

[mickeyfinn]

Your momma is so fat that when she turns around at school she erases the chalkboard.

[hboldno7]

knock yourselves out guys
http://www.pimpdaddy.com/yomama/yomama-frames.shtml

[LaveyJet]

Yo momma’s so fat the National Weather Service has to assign names to her farts!

[RiverBabe]

Your momma's so stupid she tried to commit suicide off the curb! :D

[RiverBabe]

Your momma's so fat and stupid she ran after a school bus yelling "Stop that twinkie!" :)

[Ultra5150]

your Momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock!!!

[Ultra5150]

Your Momma is so fat, she fell down, broke her leg and bled gravy!!!

[Aqua Boogie1]

Yo moma so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside, she can out with a spoon...... :D

[Ultra5150]

Your Momma is like a doorknob, everyone has had a turn!!!

[Laveyman]

Yo momma's so fat to fock her ya gotta pour peroxide down her chest and aim for the spot that fizzes! eek!

[Tom Brown]

I love my Mom.

[Aqua Boogie1]

Yo moma so fat, when she trys to put on her BVD's, they spell out boulevard.......
Yo moma so fat, so wears a refrigerator for a pager....

[RiverBabe]

Your momma's so fat she wore a Malocolm X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her! :D

[Ultra5150]

Cmon man....
Lets get off of Mommas
I just got off yours!!!!!!!

[Bense468]

Your momma is so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

[Bense468]

Your mommas so fat that you have to throw a ham in that shit and pull the bone out to get some sidewall.

[sorry dog]

Tom- Yo momma so stupid she tried to give yo uncle a blow job to help his unemployment
[ May 06, 2003, 02:42 PM: Message edited by: sorry dog ]

[ROZ]

Your momas so fat 36-24-36 is her measurements, IN FEET!

[Starloans]

Yo mamma's so fat, she leaves home in the morning wearing high heels and comes home in the afternoon wearing flipflops. eek!

[HighRoller]

Yo momma is so ugly she went to"Beauty Shots"for the family picture and had to get an estimate first.

[HighRoller]

Yo momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

[HighRoller]

Yo momma is so fat they have to hire a rodeo clown to distract her while they bring out more food for the buffet!!!
Yo momma is so ugly she has marks where people touched her with the 10 foot pole.

[mickeyfinn]

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said " STOP THAT TWINKIE!!
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Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!

[Super D]

Let's just get off mommas for a bit, like I just got off yours!!!

[DEEZ NUTTS]

Yo momma is so fat you tell her to haul ass, and she has to take two trips.

[HDGRL]

Yo mama is so ugly they named a movie after her..........The Good, The Bad, and Yo Mama.

[hoolign]

yo mama looks like she fell out of an
ugly tree...and hit every branch on the way down :p

[Hallett19]

Your mom is so poor, when I walked in her house, a cockroach tripped me and a rat took my wallet.
Your mom is so poor, she cant afford to pay attention.
Your mama is so poor,burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Your mom is so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds.
Your mom is so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
There are two ugly people in the world, and your mama is both of 'em.
Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
Most of these are from a website, but they are pretty funny.
[ May 07, 2003, 01:10 PM: Message edited by: Hallett19 ]

[RiverBabe]

Hallett19:
Your mom is so poor, when I walked in her house, a cockroach tripped me and a rat took my wallet.
Your mom is so poor, she cant afford to pay attention.
Your mama is so poor,burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Your mom is so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds.
Your mom is so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
There are two ugly people in the world, and your mama is both of 'em.
Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
Most of these are from a website, but they are pretty funny. Damn you got jokes! :D

[Powell Runner]

Your Momma's Pu**y is so dry...The crabs have to carry canteens!

[Mack_77]

Your Momma's so fat she wore a Malcom X T-shirt and a Helicopter Landed on her..

[ROZ]

Yo mama so FAT and OLD that when god said let there be light, he told yo mama to move her ass out of the way

[ROZ]

yo mama so fat RD had to roll over twice to get off her

[rivercrazy]

LMFAO ROZ!
Yo mama is so fat, she needs a boomerang to get her belt on!

[Advantage Adam]

Your mamma's so fat, God can't even lift her spirit!
Your mamma's so stupid, she returned her donut because it had a hole in it!
Your mamma's so fat, her blood type's Ragu!
Your mamma's so fat, even the tide won't carry her out!
Your mamma's so fat, she uses a microwave for a beeper!
Your mamma's so dumb, it took her an hour to make minute rice!
Your mamma's so dumb, it took her 48 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Your mamma's so dumb, she asked God for another butt because hers had a crack in it!

[Krazy K]

Yo mamas so ugly, when she goes into the bank, they turn off the cameras!

[Red Eye]

Yo mama so fat, she plays slip 'n' slide on the freeways.

[BUSTI]

Your moma is fat when she goes to the beach she can rent shade!

[lucky]

yo mama so fat - at the river everyone mistook her for a poontoon boat - jumped on --and took a ride to the fun spot ...
you mommas so fat - she got a yest infection in the oven to bake bread :jawdrop:

[Boozer]

Your mama so dumb she tried to strangle herself with a cordless telephone.

[Boozer]

Your mama so fat and greasy she sweats crisco.

[racecar.hotshoe]

your moms so fat that when her beeper goes off everybody yells look out shes backing up.

[FREIND OF AA AND TA]

Your moms so fat they wont let her in the channel or launch at Havasu Marina!

[mbrown2]

So bald, she has three strands of hair...two on her head, and one in her pocket...

[Brady Bunch]

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

[lucky]

smelll so bad , a blind man said how much for the halibut ...

[Brady Bunch]

Yo mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof.

[MagicMtnDan]

Your Momma's so fat SHE IS YOUR HOT BOAT! ;)

[Slib77]

Your mamma is so fat that when she stepped on the front porch she flipped the house.
Your mamma is so fat, when she stands on the corner cops tell her to break it up.

[castaway]

keep my momma outta this and i'll keep this outta your momma...

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

yo mama is so ugly.. when she walked by the toilet .. it flushed itself..

[SpectraJoel]

Your momma is so fat she uses a vcr as a pager