What would be funny to do with this?

[hd&boatrider]

Got this em to me today. It is the scam regarding Nigera funds. Once they get your bank account info of course they wipe it out. Anyhow, can any of you guys come up with some funny ideas to screw with these guys?
Here it is:
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
PLS. REPLY TO: jumai_b40@indiatimes.com
My Dear Friend,
I am highly compelled upon strict recommendation, to write you this very
urgent and confidential letter. I do hope my letter will not embarrass you
since I had no previous correspondence with you. I hope this mail will not
come to you as a surprise.
I am sending this proposal with due sense of humanity, responsibility and
with few awareness that you will give it a sympathetic attention. I regree
t the inconvenience it may cause you based on the condition that we have not
met before.
I am Mrs. Jumai Mustapha, the wife of Al Mustapha, personal assistant
to the Late head of state of Federal Republic of Nigeria - General Sani Abacha.
I am contacting you in view of the fact that we will be of great assistance
to each other like wise developing a cordial relationship.
My husband along with the head of state and top officials of their past
administration has been accused of looting several Billion United States
Dollars from the Nigeria Government. The current attitude of the
present government towards my family has indeed made life quite unbearable for us.
See through these sites and find government lies against my family and our fate.
It is blackmail. Up till now, no body has been jailed. They keep detaining without trial.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/474854.stm
http://www.swissinfo.org/sen/Swissinfo.html?siteSect=105&sid=1828329
Fortunately, Al Mustapha my Husband has Twelve million and five hundred
thousand United States Dollars(US$12.5 million) cash, which he intended to use for
investment purposes overseas. This money is kept in a private security company.
This money was deposited for safe keeping in the security vault
of a freighting agency here by my husband preparatory to being air lifted abroad
for investment purposes before his arrest leaving a clause that it could only be
claimed by an expertriate partner. It is only my husband and myself that know
where the money is kept.
Due to the current situation in the country concerning government’s vendetta
toward my family, we seek your assistance to transfer this money out of Nigeria
for the purpose of investment as intended by my husband.
Note that my family is currently being probed by this present government
for alleged involvement in misappropriation of public funds during their regime.
Towards this effect, an embargo restricting my family members from traveling
or carrying out financial transactions without their express permission is in force.
Right now, my husband (Al Mustapha) is under arrest and is being detained in
connection to the above and other activities of his late Boss.
However, I have an arrangement on how to freight this money
to you after receiving some assurances from you of the safety our own
share and that you will only take the commission that we will offer you.
This money personally belongs to my husband and he intends that it still
be used for investment. No record ever existed concerning this money,
neither is the money traceable by the government because there
is no documentation concerning the funds in the Federal Treasury.
The freighting company to be used has now been introduced to me and as so
on as we receive your readiness to assist us recieve this fund we shall
formalize the deposit documents in your name and reach an agreement with
them to air lift the consignment for your pick up.
Bearing in mind that your assistance is needed to transfer this fund, we
propose a commission of 15%(Fifteen Percent) of the total sum to you for
the expected services and assistance. While 5% is mapped out
for miscellaneous expenses.
On your positive consent, I shall expect you to contact me urgently to
enable us discuss about this. Your urgent response is highly needed. I must
use this opportunity to implore you to exercise utmost indulgence to keep
this matter extraordinarily confidential, while I await your prompt response.
Best regards,
MRS. JUMAI AL MUSTAPHA
You can alternatively reply to: jumai_muspha@netzero.com

[Havasu Hangin']

Start putting his name on some porn e-mail lists...

[hd&boatrider]

Havasu Hangin':
Start putting his name on some porn e-mail lists... That would eb a good one....lets here some more

[nodigg]

Give my account info...maybe he could do better with it than I do.

[nodigg]

Tom, I can't believe you are not wathcing the Ducks loose tonight! As for me, their on a break, 2 zip against the Ducks:(

[Mandelon]

I let them know I would help, but first I needed them to send $12,000 to clear up an overdue account.... :rolleyes: . Never did hear back... :confused:
Yah, put them on porn lists, that is good! :D

[daytona 23]

no send it to me i'll use it for gas and oil .

[HOSS]

I don`t think there is anyone with an active email address that didn`t get that one months back.

[superdave013]

Mandelon:
Yah, put them on porn lists, that is good! :D maybe they would like to be on GAY porn lists??

[eliminatedsprinter]

Put them on a gay S&M porn list. idea

[hd&boatrider]

All good suggestions....I have recieved that em so many times over the years it is not funny.I also get the letters at work. Sad to say but many people have been wiped out by these dicks. I guess if you are stupid enough to fall for it you deserve what you get...Sounds cold but damn!

[mo]

Sign them up for classmates.com, heaven knows those people will spam the sh!t out of him!
Mo

[Ziggy]

I've turned all mine(E & Snail mails) into the local PD who forward them to the FBI--and they were thankful for it.

[Mandelon]

This one came today.
From: Barrister Rotimi Thomas
Attn: Dear
I am Barrister Rotimi Thomas, a solicitor at law and the head of legal department
of Intercontinental Bank Plc. I am writing to present to you this situation
and seek for your understanding in handling the said situation that I am
presenting to you via this mail. My bank has a client by the name of Mr.
Williams Dickson who accidentally is now late. Mr. Williams is an expatriate
staff of Shell Petroleum Development Corporation, a multi-national oil exploration
company based in Nigeria.
The news was that, on Saturday the 14th of April 2000, he (Mr. Williams),
his wife, their only daughter and driver on this faithful day were involved
in a car accident along Wukari road en-route Yankari Game Reserve in Bauchi
State of Nigerian for a weekend vacation. Ever since then as the head of
legal department of the bank, I with the help of two of my colleagues have
made several enquiries to his embassy and consulate here to locate any of
his extended relatives but this has proved unsuccessful despite all frantic
efforts. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided personally
to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family,
and this as well did not yield any result.
I have therefore contacted you based on the fact that I want to crave for
your indulgence to act as his relative irrespective of the variation in your
surnames. By doing so we will present valid proof of lineage and repatriate
his fund valued at US$8.7 million left behind before his death. This said
amount is stashed away in a private domiciliary account, which he has with
my bank. My bank is already considering confiscating and liquidating the
fund since the account has been untraceable and unserviceable for years.
On receipt of your positive response indicating your interest, I shall then
brief on the modalities for transfer and also the sharing ratio, which we
will both discuss on a convenient ratio. I am disposed to present necessary
information and legal documents needed to back up for the claims. All I
will require from you is your honest cooperation and nothing more. I guarantee
that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect
us all from any breach of the law. And please do not see my couleague or
me as a rogue as this might be a divine opportunity presented to us, and
we cannot watch it disappear into thin air. I also have in mind sharing 10%
of the total sum among various charity organizations and NGOs across the
country.
Best regards,
Barrister Rotimi Thomas
NB: Send your response to my secure email at: rthomas1950@zapmail.net

[Ziggy]

Here's one from today---a new twist for me....its from the Phillippines. Ahhh, don't you just feel so bad for them. sheesh! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I especially like the last line---"if not interested, keep it to yourself"---so hey guys, don't tell anyone wink
These guys don't give up!!
Dear Friend/partner,
I am Dr Luisa Pimentel Estrada, the wife of Joseph Ejercito Estrada, former president of
Philippines. I have children with my husband Jose, Jacqueline and Jude.Two sons and a
daugther.This mail may be coming to you as a surprise or an article but it is very real.I
gave the mail to my daugther Jacqueline to send the mail to any contacts she sees and may be
a God fearing person will listen to our plight.I will want you as the receiver to read
through it and think very well if you can help or render us any assistance. My husband Joseph
Ejercito estrada was elected as the 13th President of the Philippines in May 1998 by the
people of Philippines due to his popularity in the film industry made him to win the largest
popularity in the history of election in Philippines.He has attain the position of Senate in
1987,then vice-president in May 1992 and later become the president 1998.My husband became
mayor of his home town, San Juan in 1969 but it was 1972 that he had a string of public
successes. My husband was named one of the ten Outstanding Young Men in Public
Administration. He was also named Most Outstanding Mayor and Foremost Nationalist and Most
Outstanding Metro Manila Mayor.
My husband is recently accused of illegally acquireing some four Billion Peso ($80M) during
his 31 months in office as President backed up by an uprising of mass Demonstrators and
Senate Traitors. They also said that he has skimmed off tobacco excise Taxes benefitting
from government business deals.Most of them benefitted from my husband's generousity when he
was in office. But they just turned around to be the ones to impeach him. I have tried every
possible means to get him out of Detention without success. The Despotic forces in power
appear bent in deriding him, rubbishing his achievements while freezing all his known Bank
accounts.He has been accused of economic plunder carrying the maximum penalty of death.
To the worst of it all,all other wives of my husband especailly Guia Gomez and some of her
children born outside wed lock are testifying against us.In conjunction with the PCGG funded
by the recent President Arroyo Macapagal Gloria.
These are some of the allegations filed before my husband in the impeachment trial;
1. Gov. Luis Singson, a longtime friend of my husband, said he provided the my husband with
more than $8 million in payoffs from illegal gambling and $2.7 million from tobacco taxes.
2. Witnesses testify one of an account in the Philippines third largest bank held millions of
dollars in bribes collected by my husband. Equitable PCI Bank President George Go resigns.
The banks senior vice president, Clarissa Ocampo, said she saw my husband sign a false name
to documents withdrawing $10 million from a secret personal account.
3.On Dec 31 Five synchronized bomb attacks kill 22 people and injure more than 120 in Manila,
days before the trial is to return from holiday recess.Police accuse Muslim rebels but many
fear the bombs may be linked to the trial.
4.That my husband received about $8.5 million in pay-offs from illegal gambling operators.
5.That my husband participated in a real estate business controlled by me and my son Jose
despite a prohibition on outside business interests while in office.
My husband is suffering from bronchitis and emphysema right now and he detained at the
Veterans Memorial Medical Center in Quezon City in hospital prison outside Manila where the
life of my husband is in danger.I will let you know that it is political motivated by Gloria
Arroyo.Meanwhile,the government has said that it may drop rebellion charges against my
husband allies Senator Juan Ponce Enrile and the former ambassador to the United State
Ernesto Maceda
because they were in the side of my husband,both men were later jailed by the government of
Gloria Arroyo that they instigated a march on the presidential palace by 50,000 supporters of
my husband.These are all political.All these are done to have my husband death.
Presently life has not been easy for my children and I,my travelling documents have been
seized by the government and they restricted me and my children to have access to my husband.
Haven seen the way things are going with us.He decided to let me know that he deposited some
money with security companies in Bangkok,Thailand and Amsterdam.He said that he deposited the
sum of twenty Million dollars $20,000,000 in my name (Pimentel Luisa Estrada) in
Amsterdam.Now I want to start a new life with the money.I want to invest the money outside
Philippines.
What I am begging you is to assist me in receiving the money on my behalf.You will have to
represent me in receiving the money with the security company.
I have discussed with the security company here in Metropolitan Manila about this
arrangement,they assured me that the money will be release to my representative.In that
regards,I have gone to collect the documents needed from Gomez Carlos who my husband kept the
documents with.
If you are willing to assist me in receiving the money.You will send me your full
names,contact Fax and Telephone numbers to enable me forward your information to the security
company.
Once you get back to me,we will discuss the percentage you will liken to take for your kind
assistance.I will be communicating with you by email because my telephone lines are not safe
for the transaction because of the heighten security around me and my family.
I would want us to be in partnership in any good business you may suggest in your country.
Please handle this transaction with maturity and sincerity.
Best Regards,
Luisa Pimental Estrada
N:B=
Please if after perusing through this proposal you are interested in the business,i will want
you to respond back to me through this email address:luisaestradamkn@yahoo.com
But if you are not interested,please keep this proposal to yourself and do not response back
to this mail.
__________________________________________________ ______________
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[ June 12, 2003, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: Ziggy ]

[Ziggy]

ooops..2nd double post
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[VillainDave]

Well the pron site sounds perfect! :D