Have you ever...

[78Eliminator]

A. Rubbed one off at work.
B. Done a mean thing to your coworkers (ie pissed in the coffee)
C. Sex with another employee in the bathroom.
D. Smoked a bong load in your truck at lunch while listening to Yellowman.
E. Had to try real hard at a business meeting not jump across the table and puch some shit head from marketing's teeth out.
F. Pissed on the ground "by accident"
G. Left a log in the toilet for display.
H. Stole a pen out of someone's desk.
I. Kicked the vending machine real hard even though it gave you the chips.
J. On purpose, not finished your work on time, hoping to get fired cause you want to sit at home and drink beer and watch re-runs of "Chips".
K. I like Dots.
L. Eat a bite out of the doughnuts someone brought, then put it back.
M. Dick in the mashed potatoes when no one is looking.
N. Drink your lunch.
O. Wanted to get in a bad car accident just to get some time off of work and a vacation.
P. P is for *****
Q. Quentin Tarontino has a few good films under his belt.
R. Ever pick a fight with someone who is twice your size just because.
S. Did you get no action in high school at all, like me
T. A six pack of coke before bed will cause nightmares.
U. I had surgery on my finger, which I severed when carving a pumpkin when I was 9.
V. VICTORY OR DEATH
W. I threw up on whiskey and I still can't drink it.
X. Is it just me, or does x make you think of porn movies
Y. Becuase we like you.
Z. Wish I could have slept in this morning.

[Blown 472]

78Eliminator:
A. Rubbed one off at work.
B. Done a mean thing to your coworkers (ie pissed in the coffee)
C. Sex with another employee in the bathroom.
D. Smoked a bong load in your truck at lunch while listening to Yellowman.
E. Had to try real hard at a business meeting not jump across the table and puch some shit head from marketing's teeth out.
F. Pissed on the ground "by accident"
G. Left a log in the toilet for display.
H. Stole a pen out of someone's desk.
I. Kicked the vending machine real hard even though it gave you the chips.
J. On purpose, not finished your work on time, hoping to get fired cause you want to sit at home and drink beer and watch re-runs of "Chips".
K. I like Dots.
L. Eat a bite out of the doughnuts someone brought, then put it back.
M. Dick in the mashed potatoes when no one is looking.
N. Drink your lunch.
O. Wanted to get in a bad car accident just to get some time off of work and a vacation.
P. P is for *****
Q. Quentin Tarontino has a few good films under his belt.
R. Ever pick a fight with someone who is twice your size just because.
S. Did you get no action in high school at all, like me
T. A six pack of coke before bed will cause nightmares.
U. I had surgery on my finger, which I severed when carving a pumpkin when I was 9.
V. VICTORY OR DEATH
W. I threw up on whiskey and I still can't drink it.
X. Is it just me, or does x make you think of porn movies
Y. Becuase we like you.
Z. Wish I could have slept in this morning. A yup
B Pissed in a tool box
C Meeting room table and my desk
D Not listening to yellowman
G Broke the surface of the water and left it
M Licked the cheese on a cheese tray.
LMAO. :D :D
N yup, smoked it some times too

[AZKC]

E,F,H,N,P,Q,W,X,Y
KC

[Liberator TJ1984]

B. Siliconed A-Holes toolbox shut and poured Hydrocloric acid in his work Radio
C. No Bathroom / in Office on my Desk
F. Pissed in someones gas tank
N. Beer & Lunch = Good
W. Still no drinky Whiskey
X. True Dat
Z.Everyday

[77charger]

d,j,h,l,n

[Jordy]

A. Rubbed one off at work. nope
B. Done a mean thing to your coworkers (ie pissed in the coffee) showed up
C. Sex with another employee in the bathroom. nope that's what the crew cab is for :D
D. Smoked a bong load in your truck at lunch while listening to Yellowman. nope
E. Had to try real hard at a business meeting not jump across the table and puch some shit head from marketing's teeth out. which time?
F. Pissed on the ground "by accident" which time?
G. Left a log in the toilet for display. nope
H. Stole a pen out of someone's desk. which time? and why stop at a pen?
I. Kicked the vending machine real hard even though it gave you the chips. what glass?
J. On purpose, not finished your work on time, hoping to get fired cause you want to sit at home and drink beer and watch re-runs of "Chips". Chips?
K. I like Dots. otay.
L. Eat a bite out of the doughnuts someone brought, then put it back. I hate doughnuts
M. Dick in the mashed potatoes when no one is looking. nope
N. Drink your lunch. define lunch... 2:00 with a sales job is lunch. Today.
O. Wanted to get in a bad car accident just to get some time off of work and a vacation. nope
P. P is for ***** :D
Q. Quentin Tarontino has a few good films under his belt. you think???
R. Ever pick a fight with someone who is twice your size just because. which time??
S. Did you get no action in high school at all, like me never had that problem.
T. A six pack of coke before bed will cause nightmares. dont drink coke
U. I had surgery on my finger, which I severed when carving a pumpkin when I was 9. no, but I did cut three tendons on a bum headlight when I was 22. Wanna see pics?
V. VICTORY OR DEATH victory
W. I threw up on whiskey and I still can't drink it. Crown and water please, with just a little water for color.
X. Is it just me, or does x make you think of porn movies never did x
Y. Becuase we like you. who doesnt? wait, don't answer that. :D
Z. Wish I could have slept in this morning. I have a sales job, I did sleep in. wink

[twistedpair]

X?
Call it E unless you want people to think you're a cop! wink
Back Atchya! :D

[Seadog]

A. See B.
C. See B. (his wife)
F. No accident
W. The idea of Old Grandad and Dr. Pepper makes me hurl.

[superV]

78Eliminator:
A. Rubbed one off at work.
No comment! :rolleyes:
B. Done a mean thing to your coworkers (ie pissed in the coffee)
Yup
C. Sex with another employee in the bathroom.
Yup My wife in the X-ray Dark Room :D
D. Smoked a bong load in your truck at lunch while listening to Yellowman.
All the time!
E. Had to try real hard at a business meeting not jump across the table and puch some shit head from marketing's teeth out.
Nope but i grab a machinest and choked the MFr in front of the Boss.
F. Pissed on the ground "by accident"
Yup
G. Left a log in the toilet for display.
Nope
H. Stole a pen out of someone's desk.
Yup
I. Kicked the vending machine real hard even though it gave you the chips.
Nope
J. On purpose, not finished your work on time, hoping to get fired cause you want to sit at home and drink beer and watch re-runs of "Chips".
Never i got Kids! :D
K. I like Dots.
I dont!
L. Eat a bite out of the doughnuts someone brought, then put it back.
Nope hate sweets!
M. Dick in the mashed potatoes when no one is looking.
Sorry never done that one!
N. Drink your lunch.
O. Wanted to get in a bad car accident just to get some time off of work and a vacation.
All the time!
P. P is for *****
Q. Quentin Tarontino has a few good films under his belt.
?
R. Ever pick a fight with someone who is twice your size just because.
More than once! :D
S. Did you get no action in high school at all, like me
I did OK! wink
T. A six pack of coke before bed will cause nightmares.
Not for me.
U. I had surgery on my finger, which I severed when carving a pumpkin when I was 9.
No surgery ever for me. :D
V. VICTORY OR DEATH
Victory every time! :mad:
W. I threw up on whiskey and I still can't drink it.
Goldschloger (sp?)
X. Is it just me, or does x make you think of porn movies
All the time!
Y. Becuase we like you.
You cool too!
Z. Wish I could have slept in this morning. I did 20 min and was late frown