Why did god give

[Blown 472]

women yeast infections???
Cuz he wanted them to see what it was like to live with an irritated c*nt. :D

[XLGPP]

LMAO! I haven't heard that one in years

[HCS]

Joke:
Blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After stitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, " Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? "
The bar, immediately falls absolutely quite.
In a very deep, husky, voice,
The woman next to him says, " Before you tell that joke , sir, you should know
5 important things:
1-The bartender is a blonde woman.
2-The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3-I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4-The woman sitting next to me, is also a blonde, and is a professional weight lifter.
5-The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
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Now think about it seriously, Mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second,
shakes his head, and declares,
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" Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times.
:p :p
[ May 12, 2003, 01:15 PM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]

[spectratoad]

DOHHH! :D :D :D :D