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Kilrtoy
08-15-2003, 08:17 PM
Mexican Earthquake........
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has
hit
Mexico.
150,000 Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The
country is
totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with
providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the
riots.
The European community is sending food and money.
The United States is sending 150,000 replacement Mexicans.
God Bless America!

HighRoller
08-15-2003, 08:23 PM
You know what the last thing Border Patrol agents say to illegals is?
"See ya next week"...
I think we ought to head down to all the nice areas of Mexico and Annex them in the name of NAFTA.After all,fair trade means that since they are robbing us blind we can take their land.

Kilrtoy
08-15-2003, 08:25 PM
I like that idea, lets start with Cancun...

HighRoller
08-15-2003, 08:30 PM
Maybe we could get Froggy to enlist some of his friends from the team to perform a commando raid on Cabo as well.....

Hallett19
08-15-2003, 08:31 PM
I have a truly truly truly tasteless joke, dont take this the wrong way, I didnt make it up .......
What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics ?
not being retarded
eek!

spectratoad
08-16-2003, 09:52 AM
Hallett, that was very tasteless. funny but tasteless. :D :D

gigamurph
08-16-2003, 10:33 AM
uuuuuhhhhh; H19, I don't get it! Wanna see my gold medal? :p :D
BTW, before ya start explainin' it, I got it!