Sunburn

[Tom Brown]

I hope this hasn't been posted already. :)
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets horrible sunburn.
He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with
second degree burns.
He was already starting to blister and in agony.
The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and
electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"
The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

[FMluvswater]

I've never read that one before. :) http://forums.***boat.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif :D
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[MagicMtnDan]

I know a guy that drank too much and passed out in a car's passenger seat while his buddy was driving.
While he was passed out he had his mouth open facing the window. When he woke up hours later his tongue was badly sunburned.

[hd&boatrider]

That was pretty funny TB....lol

[SCUBA STEVE]

good one, havent heard that one b4. :D