Pigon Help!!

[mmered8299]

There crapping all over my house. The neighbor, who moved, has olive trees and the bird like eating the olives. I can get 1-10 shots with the BB Gun, but there is too many. You guys have any bettor ideas? cry cry cry

[Frosty_pop]

12 gauge......

[Mandelon]

Call Tom Brown!!! He has a BB Machine Gun!!!
How about:
1. A cat.
2. Get a pet Hawk.
3. Those silver sparkly tinsel things that hang in the trees.
4. Slingshot with birdshot.
5. Shotgun
6. Move away.
7. Hang dead birds from branches.....

[ACCEPTENCE]

ummmmm...pigon soup???

[hboldno7]

Put a couple of those owl decoys around the place. that may help out till they get used to em.

[Caribbean Jet]

Cut down the tree.

[Holland]

break up sections of Alka Seltzer and put it where they are staying. It does the same thing as rice, when they eat it, it expands in their stomachs and they explode from the inside out. And they die... But I have never done this.... aaa i only heard. yeah, thats it...

[Mandelon]

Government version:
Propose study to be performed.
Write grant proposal.
Secure funding from budget.
Appoint campaign contributor to head up committee
Commssion an EIR report.
report review.
Re write report.
Set up governing body and take public comments.
Re write report.
Propose sterilizing male birds.
Hear complaints from "Save the Pigeons Foundation" on why sterilizing pigeons is deleterious to their psychological wellbeing.
Put report on shelf.
Postpone action.

[GlastronGuy]

Is having a pig on anything like having a fish on? Or a hard on?

[sidewound]

New to me. I've had trouble with pigeons tho.
he he he
Peace Man
CESAR

[HOSS]

Go near the property line. Dig a deep hole and dump all your used motor oil in it. That root system will soak it up and no more olives!
Just another tip from your friendly neighbor HOSS. wink

[Seadog]

Check with pest control about putting out some corn bait. It fries their sense of direction and they get lost.

[leibniz]

Get some popcorn and put it on your driveway. When they come down to eat it, take out your flat blade screwdriver, and then very slowly and accurately ...

[HOSS]

Not a flathead screwdriver unless its a pocket screwdriver! Eye is too small. Blow gun. Now you talkin` pigeon eyes! wink

[HammerDown]

Burn Tree!

[leibniz]

HOSS:
Not a flathead screwdriver unless its a pocket screwdriver! Eye is too small. Blow gun. Now you talkin` pigeon eyes! wink And then after you kill a bunch, you can scrape out their eyes with a pearing knife, load them into the blow gun, and go again. Then you have a sort of perpetual pigeon thrashing system.

[leibniz]

Or you could kill one of them, bite off it's head, and then leave it in the tree to serve as an example to the other pigeons...