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Her454
05-12-2003, 09:38 AM
True Story. Portland News reported this morning that the cities Mental Health is looking for people that speak fluent Klingon as they have many many patients that they cannot communicate with as that is their only language! Apparently they are difficult to treat as the doctors do not understand Klingon and need to be "schooled" on the language. What the hell is the world (or should I say "planet") comming to? Hope I didnt offend any Trekkkkiiiis. eek!
[ May 12, 2003, 10:46 AM: Message edited by: Her454 ]

Liberator TJ1984
05-12-2003, 09:42 AM
I'll try anything if it gets her over the HUMP :D :p :D

Blown 472
05-12-2003, 10:36 AM
Stop feeding them and see how quickly they remember how to speak.

TripleThreat
05-12-2003, 11:06 AM
"I heard somewhere that they actually have dictionaries etc.. for that sorta thing."
Translation:
"I have one."
:p

Liberator TJ1984
05-12-2003, 11:12 AM
Kling-ons.... yuk
Blast them With enough Gas Pressure and they will leave.. eek!
or just use a better brand of toilet paper :D
maybe I got the wrong kind of Klingon here wink

Her454
05-12-2003, 11:15 AM
RiverDave:
I heard somewhere that they actually have dictionaries etc.. for that sorta thing.
RD Yes, that was in the news report too, its a language all its own - and apparently widely used.
Amongst the nutts away.

058
05-12-2003, 11:51 AM
Traci, After several cocktails I speak fluent Klingon and sometimes communicate with the mothership. :D

Ziggy
05-12-2003, 11:56 AM
Opps, thought for a second this was about Pasties...not Kling-Ons . :D Sorry.
Aren't Kling-ons the friends that stay friendly with ya during the summer months??

058
05-12-2003, 12:00 PM
Ziggy:
Opps, thought for a second this was about Pasties...not Kling-Ons . :D Sorry.
Aren't Kling-ons the friends that stay friendly with ya during the summer months?? No, Kling-ons are those little things one has when they don't use toilet paper. :D

HCS
05-12-2003, 12:26 PM
058:
Ziggy:
Opps, thought for a second this was about Pasties...not Kling-Ons . :D Sorry.
Aren't Kling-ons the friends that stay friendly with ya during the summer months?? No, Kling-ons are those little things one has when they don't use toilet paper. :D :D :D :D :D :D

Her454
05-12-2003, 12:34 PM
058:
Traci, After several cocktails I speak fluent Klingon and sometimes communicate with the mothership. :D I think I was actually "on" the Mother ship after a night of Tequila shots a few years ago. eek!