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78Eliminator
06-12-2003, 10:26 AM
When I got him from the rescue, my dog was named "Shorty". That was cool. I called him that and he responded to it.
When I came back to sign all the paperwork and pay my $150 adoption fee I found out why he was named Shorty. You see, before he was neutered, my boy only had one testicle. The other one had not decsended. They called him Shorty because he was a one ball dog. I changed his name to Ziggy. No one needs to be reminded of his/her shortcommings.
*By the way, he might have only had one ball, but his cock is more than half the length of his body. I wish I had that kind of proportion with my stick.
[ June 12, 2003, 11:30 AM: Message edited by: 78Eliminator ]
miller19j
06-12-2003, 10:29 AM
I like Shorty better. No one needs to know why he was named it in the first place. ItÂ’s not like his name is one nut or something like that.
Jordy
06-12-2003, 10:33 AM
If he had a metal prostetic ball and no back legs you could always call him "Sparky." :D
Hallett19
06-12-2003, 10:36 AM
I call my dog Shit Factory
Desert Rat
06-12-2003, 10:41 AM
jordanpaulk:
If he had a metal prostetic ball and no back legs you could always call him "Sparky." :D Now THATS some funny Shit. With the size of his member you could call him meat whistle
carreraelite
06-12-2003, 10:42 AM
Did he come with a key to wind him up, or is he battery operated?? J/K :D What kind of dog is he??
78Eliminator
06-12-2003, 10:46 AM
carreraelite:
What kind of dog is he?? He's a Portuguese Podengo Pequeno.
Very similar to a Chihuahua.
Liberator TJ1984
06-12-2003, 10:46 AM
Grasshopper , name the little yapper...
One Hung Lo :p
Gopherrr
Jordy
06-12-2003, 10:49 AM
78Eliminator:
He's a Portuguese Podengo Pequeno.
Very similar to a Chihuahua. Yeah very similar. The price for the Chihuahua is $25.00. The price for the dog with the name that translated means "Ya shoulda boughta Chihuahua" is $200.00. :D :D :D
Were batteries extra?
You know, he really needs a big spiked color and some shades. :D
78Eliminator
06-12-2003, 10:49 AM
Liberator TJ1984:
Grasshopper , name the little yapper...
One Hung Lo :p
Gopherrr Nice!!!!!!!!
carreraelite
06-12-2003, 10:52 AM
I would just hope that he doesn't have the piss poor attitude of a Chihuahua!! :D
78Eliminator
06-12-2003, 10:54 AM
jordanpaulk:
The price for the Chihuahua is $25.00.Dude, I looked into what breeders charge (not that I would ever buy from a breeder). They charge $1500 for a Chihuahua.
Jordy
06-12-2003, 10:55 AM
Guess they don't sell them by the pound huh? That is unless you eat at the Unlucky Puppy Chinese Buffet. :D :D :D
78Eliminator
06-12-2003, 10:58 AM
jordanpaulk:
Guess they don't sell them by the pound huh? That is unless you eat at the Unlucky Puppy Chinese Buffet. :D :D :D Yeah. Maybe that's what really happened to his other ball.....
MJ19
06-12-2003, 11:10 AM
78Eliminator:
jordanpaulk:
Guess they don't sell them by the pound huh? That is unless you eat at the Unlucky Puppy Chinese Buffet. :D :D :D Yeah. Maybe that's what really happened to his other ball..... I was told they grow back...sort of like a crab's leg...yummy :D
Ziggy
06-12-2003, 11:58 AM
78Eliminator:
I changed his name to Ziggy . No one needs to be reminded of his/her shortcommings.
, but his cock is more than half the length of his body. I wish I had that kind of proportion with my stick. Careful now, you call and I might come and hump your leg :D
78Eliminator
06-12-2003, 12:03 PM
Ziggy:
78Eliminator:
I changed his name to Ziggy . No one needs to be reminded of his/her shortcommings.
, but his cock is more than half the length of his body. I wish I had that kind of proportion with my stick. Careful now, you call and I might come and hump your leg :D You will now be known as Ziggy II.
Hey, what's that say on the back of your boat in your signature? It's too small to read.
Blown 472
06-12-2003, 12:07 PM
MJ19:
78Eliminator:
jordanpaulk:
Guess they don't sell them by the pound huh? That is unless you eat at the Unlucky Puppy Chinese Buffet. :D :D :D Yeah. Maybe that's what really happened to his other ball..... I was told they grow back...sort of like a crab's leg...yummy :D Yummy??? hummm been out in tha sun to long today?? :D :p
Jordy
06-12-2003, 12:08 PM
78Eliminator:
Hey, what's that say on the back of your boat in your signature? It's too small to read. http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/343GrapeEscape1.jpg
78Eliminator
06-12-2003, 12:09 PM
MJ19:
I was told they grow back...sort of like a crab's leg...yummy :D My crabs leg grows when I look at naked women.
78Eliminator
06-12-2003, 12:10 PM
jordanpaulk:
78Eliminator:
Hey, what's that say on the back of your boat in your signature? It's too small to read. http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/343GrapeEscape1.jpg Oh, cool name!
Windy
06-12-2003, 12:15 PM
Cute pup you got there Justin.
TripleThreat
06-12-2003, 12:50 PM
My buddy had a but removed due to an accident when he was a kid. We call him the "Uni-baller" now. :]
78Eliminator
06-12-2003, 12:52 PM
TripleThreat:
My buddy had a but removed due to an accident when he was a kid. We call him the "Uni-baller" now. :] I had a buddy that got kicked in the nuts when he was a kid. His parents never took him to the hospital, and the nut split in half and eventually disappeared. He is a unibal man. Perhaps that's why he took so many steroids. He was a big weightlifter macho man.
Ziggy
06-12-2003, 01:15 PM
78Eliminator:
Ziggy:
78Eliminator:
I changed his name to Ziggy
, but his cock is more than half the length of his body. Careful now, you call and I might come and hump your leg :D You will now be known as Ziggy II.
Wonder what the Mrs. will think of the new me :D ...maybe she'll think she's got a new squeeze, especially with the half the body length thingy(I'm 6'2" BTW) :D :D :D
Me and your pup will be best buds smile_sp
Boat name took us 2 or 3 yrs to decide on, friend helped with ideas and we had a list 2 pages long...We still get :cool: comments.