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twistedpair
09-18-2002, 11:45 AM
This is insanely easy, and oh GOD is it good.
Wash one large (4 to 5 Lb.)chicken inside and out.
Rub chicken inside and out with veg. oil.
Sprinkle inside and out with Mrs. Dash, Lawry's seasoning salt, garlic powder, and ground pepper.
Consume about 1/4 of a can of your favorite adult beverage (I use Coors Light)and add 1/2 of a lime to the remainder, Keep it in the can.
Insert the can into the body cavity and cook the chicken standing upright on a medium-high to high temp grill for about an hour or until internal temp exeeds 160.
Remove, let stand for 5-10 min. Crack a cold one and enjoy.

aharonr34
09-19-2002, 02:34 PM
well... im into boats and know a lot about hulls... conditions... builders... ALL i have to say is after$hoc* had the leist impressive set up/ rigging area anyone around here has if i had 1 guess that would be it

kcm21
09-19-2002, 02:47 PM
where did that post come from?

kcm21
09-19-2002, 03:09 PM
rd,
I saw that and went back up to the top to make sure i read it right! ha ha ha. hey do you surf at all? last week and the week before were pretty epic.
-kev-

syke-o
09-19-2002, 03:38 PM
aharon.... Can you clarify what you are talking about??? :confused: :confused:

kcm21
09-19-2002, 04:04 PM
rd,
we gotta meet up at the river sometime, i am friends with havasu dcb(chris) advantage adam and nextasex(frank) and went to hs with gibson and the crew. plus you live in the 949 and not the 909......ha ha ha i had to get that in there.
:D
syke-o that's what we were trying to elaborate on!
-kev-

aharonr34
09-19-2002, 08:21 PM
some people were talking about how a boat at the river split in 2 and i was saying thats probably what it was... they said either it was a aftershock or eliminator but i hardly doubt it was the "e"

HighRoller
09-19-2002, 08:23 PM
I'm thinking forget about the chicken.Find a girl to play"Drunken Chicken"with you and drink the whole beer,cover her in oil and do it standing up for 5-10 minutes.Word of caution:Don't try that thing with the beer can and the body cavity in this version!!!

BoatFloating
09-19-2002, 08:49 PM
aharon:
some people were talking about how a boat at the river split in 2 and i was saying thats probably what it was... they said either it was a aftershock or eliminator but i hardly doubt it was the "e"aharon, nothing personal but you need to figure out how threads work. I think you meant to post your comments in this topic.
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=15;t=000154
If you are going to post a comment let's keep it to your cooking tips in this thread..... Just busting a little balls!
[ September 19, 2002, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: BoatFloating ]

locogringo
09-19-2002, 10:12 PM
No, you want to develop a tourniquet for the problem with the radiator leak.
Yes, several times now have the birds developed Lupis Disease in the Northern Colorado junction.

kcm21
09-19-2002, 10:15 PM
loco,
did i miss something in this thread?
-kev-

locogringo
09-19-2002, 10:21 PM
Obviously...
LMAO http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gif

kcm21
09-19-2002, 11:12 PM
fill me in.............please the suspense is killing me :D :D

kcm21
09-19-2002, 11:18 PM
ok, now i think i got it........be nice i am a little slow, my mommy always told me i was special!

beyondhelpin
09-20-2002, 12:27 AM
Loco
I understand. But the short bus does not roll in from the Bahamas til Tuesday. But I guess it really does not really matter since I have my fishing licence!!
BTW where is that damn drunk chicken!!!!!! I would like to see that. Bet it is funny!!!
[ September 20, 2002, 01:30 AM: Message edited by: beyondhelpin ]

BoatFloating
09-20-2002, 01:05 PM
locogringo:
Obviously...
LMAO http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gifGringo, I'm glad someone else gets it. It's like the guy who calls 411 for the number for 911 DUH!!! "come in Toyko it's Russia calling"

spectratoad
09-20-2002, 09:42 PM
Yeah, but when you are cooking the drunken chicken while you are standing up doing the chick and you hook the wrong hose into the wrong water jacket don't the potatoes overcook? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/rolleyes/rolleyes02.gifWait I think I have the wrong thread? eek!

HighRoller
09-22-2002, 06:23 PM
Here's my point.The chicken ends up not being cooked,you (and hopefully)the girl end up pleased and you didn't end up being sued by PETA for sodomizing a chicken with a silver!!!Then after you're done you order a pizza and crack another silver.As far as the water lines,it's the same as before.If you want to live long don't try hooking ANYTHING up to the exhaust side of the woman!!!But if,by chance she likes that,marry her!!! :D

HighRoller
09-22-2002, 06:27 PM
And BTW,twisted pair...I'm assuming you use a dead chicken for that recipe but you never specified!!!

twistedpair
09-24-2002, 07:43 PM
Jesus, this thread got so crazy I forgot I started it. But yeah, live, dead, animate, inanimate, 220, 221 whatever it takes.

shockwavebd
09-26-2002, 06:29 PM
WOW that was bizaar :confused: :confused:

Boy Named Sue
06-13-2006, 06:35 PM
Would the same recipe work with turkey that was short bussed in on a Tuesday and could I substitute a slow waltz in the ticker? That would be a kicker!