Going to the mall

[78Eliminator]

You might go to the mall with your sweetheart. The entire time, she's asking you what looks good on her. If these jeans make her look fat. Do you think aunt so-and-so would like this picture frame. And you be walking around behind her and you watch that ass shimy as she walks and you start to sweat. She just going on about this sweater and how it's a good deal. Then she tries on these sunglasses and you see her ripe lips and then you see the display case, the reflection of her ass again and some janitor is walkin by and you see the mop handle pointing straight up, like it should and how when he sloshes in the mop to clean it, the water gushes out and you straight drop kick the bag your carrying and rip the bags out of your sweethears hands and scream "Lets get it on!"

[AZKC]

New meds 78 or did ya steal some of Blown472's? :D But I do feel your pain... :cool:
KC

[Blown 472]

78Eliminator:
You might go to the mall with your sweetheart. The entire time, she's asking you what looks good on her. If these jeans make her look fat. Do you think aunt so-and-so would like this picture frame. And you be walking around behind her and you watch that ass shimy as she walks and you start to sweat. She just going on about this sweater and how it's a good deal. Then she tries on these sunglasses and you see her ripe lips and then you see the display case, the reflection of her ass again and some janitor is walkin by and you see the mop handle pointing straight up, like it should and how when he sloshes in the mop to clean it, the water gushes out and you straight drop kick the bag your carrying and rip the bags out of your sweethears hands and scream "Lets get it on!"LMAO, I am thinking you need to mount that, pull some hair, slap some ass, or at least take her in the changing room, whipe off on some clothes left in there and go about your shopping. wink

[SchellSchock]

Sounds like you need to give her 9 inches and make it hurt.........
or.....
3 inches 3 times and slap her ass!

[78Eliminator]

SchellSchock:
Sounds like you need to give her 9 inches and make it hurt.........
or.....
3 inches 3 times and slap her ass!9? I don't have 9 frown

[Blown 472]

you could tag her in the changing room, just take a big ol shopping bag in there with you, sit on the bench and put your feet into in, she on your lap with her feet in the bag and all they see is a bag under the door. wink

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
you could tag her in the changing room wink Bitch, I aint got no time to find no bag, or find no dressin' room. When my jimmy is pointing straight ahead (or in my case a little to the left), I gots to get in on RIGHT NOW!

[MJ19]

78Eliminator:
SchellSchock:
Sounds like you need to give her 9 inches and make it hurt.........
or.....
3 inches 3 times and slap her ass!9? I don't have 9 :(well if 3 inches 3 times doesn't work for you...try your 1 inch 9 times. :D wink :p

[78Eliminator]

MJ19:
78Eliminator:
SchellSchock:
Sounds like you need to give her 9 inches and make it hurt.........
or.....
3 inches 3 times and slap her ass!9? I don't have 9 :( well if 3 inches 3 times doesn't work for you...try your 1 inch 9 times. :D wink :p ok, then i guess i can do it 18 times. thanks!

[miller19j]

78Eliminator:
Blown 472:
you could tag her in the changing room wink Bitch, I aint got no time to find no bag, or find no dressin' room. When my jimmy is pointing straight ahead (or in my case a little to the left), I gots to get in on RIGHT NOW!Left handed are we…..? :D

[RPrincez]

I think in the dressing rooms at Victoria's Secret would be the best. Pink walls too cute!

[MJ19]

RPrincez:
I think in the dressing rooms at Victoria's Secret would be the best. Pink walls too cute!Miller likes the VS dressing rooms in Santa Barbara. eek!

[Blown 472]

RPrincez:
I think in the dressing rooms at Victoria's Secret would be the best. Pink walls too cute!How do you feel about trying shoes on in there?

[MJ19]

Originally posted by Blown 472
How do you feel about trying shoes on in there?Did we not warn you about his shoe thingy? eek!

[RPrincez]

I love shoes, too. I wonder if he wears womens shoes.

[carreraelite]

RPrincez:
I love shoes, too. I wonder if he wears womens shoes.Only when his feminine side is showing

[RPrincez]

Do you think he rubs his breast and tells himself in the mirror he is a sexy bitch.

[miller19j]

I’m dead sexy….I’m a sexy bitch http://www.tvdance.com/austinpowers2/images/fatdance-.gif

[MJ19]

RPrincez:
I love shoes, too. I wonder if he wears womens shoes.He had these Pussy Cat Fur Heels custom hand made for himself at Nordies...Shhhh don't tell anyone...
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/BlownsPussyCatShoes.JPG

[carreraelite]

RPrincez:
Do you think he rubs his breast and tells himself in the mirror he is a sexy bitch.One never wants to put that visual in there head!!

[RPrincez]

Scary isn't it?

[ACCEPTENCE]

Blown 472:
you could tag her in the changing room, just take a big ol shopping bag in there with you, sit on the bench and put your feet into in, she on your lap with her feet in the bag and all they see is a bag under the door. wink That's a plan, you must have done this before!!!

[RPrincez]

If any one has done this, how was the results? Did you get caught? Too much noise?

[Blown 472]

RPrincez:
Do you think he rubs his breast and tells himself in the mirror he is a sexy bitch.Only when I am twisting my nipples and rubbing myself on the counter.

[Blown 472]

RPrincez:
If any one has done this, how was the results? Did you get caught? Too much noise?hell no, you have to keep the noise down, bring a pair of granny bloomer undies for the post hosing whipe down.

[RPrincez]

That is gross, take a shower.

[Blown 472]

MJ19:
RPrincez:
I love shoes, too. I wonder if he wears womens shoes.He had these Pussy Cat Fur Heels custom hand made for himself at Nordies...Shhhh don't tell anyone...
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/BlownsPussyCatShoes.JPGJust tell me what they smell like,,,,please jawdrop

[MJ19]

You ought to know what they smell like...they're yours. wink

[Blown 472]

MJ19:
You ought to know what they smell like...they're yours. wink nope, not my size, I take 13 triple E

[MJ19]

Blown 472:
MJ19:
You ought to know what they smell like...they're yours. wink nope, not my size, I take 13 triple EYou know what they say about the size of a man's foot... eek!
Miller's a 13 tambien (now back to my Spanish paper)

[Blown 472]

MJ19:
Blown 472:
MJ19:
You ought to know what they smell like...they're yours. wink nope, not my size, I take 13 triple EYou know what they say about the size of a man's foot... eek!
Miller's a 13 tambien (now back to my Spanish paper)chumpa day punyeta?

[Blown 472]

MJ19:
Blown 472:
MJ19:
You ought to know what they smell like...they're yours. wink nope, not my size, I take 13 triple EYou know what they say about the size of a man's foot... eek!
Miller's a 13 tambien (now back to my Spanish paper)No, what???

[Jordy]

That they couldn't make everything on his body big. :D
I really could have gone without reading this thread as well. What the hell does this have to do with boating? :D

[78Eliminator]

Blown 472:
Just tell me what they smell like,,,,please jawdrop They smell like vinegar.

[MJ19]

What the hell does this have to do with boating? :D NOTHING...we are in the SANDBAR!!! :D wink

[twistedpair]

Dude, you need a Starbucks transfusion in a bad way!!!

[Her454]

AZKC:
New meds 78 or did ya steal some of Blown472's? :D But I do feel your pain... :cool:
KCLMAO. I think he must be dipping into 472's, he's getting stranger day by day.
:D