hd&boatrider
06-04-2003, 06:43 PM
> >A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of
> >breeding bulls.
> >
> >They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This
>bull
> >mated 50 times last year."
> >
> >The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times
>last
> >year."
> >
> >They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said,
> >"This bull mated 120 times last year."
> >
> >The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You
> >could learn a lot from him."
> >
> >They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying,
>"This
> >bull mated 365 times last year."
> >
> >The wife got really excited and said, That's once a day. You could
>REALLY
> >learn something from this one."
>
>
> >The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with
>the
> >same cow."
> >breeding bulls.
> >
> >They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This
>bull
> >mated 50 times last year."
> >
> >The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times
>last
> >year."
> >
> >They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said,
> >"This bull mated 120 times last year."
> >
> >The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You
> >could learn a lot from him."
> >
> >They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying,
>"This
> >bull mated 365 times last year."
> >
> >The wife got really excited and said, That's once a day. You could
>REALLY
> >learn something from this one."
>
>
> >The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with
>the
> >same cow."