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hd&boatrider
06-04-2003, 06:43 PM
> >A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of
> >breeding bulls.
> >
> >They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This
>bull
> >mated 50 times last year."
> >
> >The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times
>last
> >year."
> >
> >They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said,
> >"This bull mated 120 times last year."
> >
> >The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You
> >could learn a lot from him."
> >
> >They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying,
>"This
> >bull mated 365 times last year."
> >
> >The wife got really excited and said, That's once a day. You could
>REALLY
> >learn something from this one."
>
>
> >The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with
>the
> >same cow."

nodigg
06-04-2003, 06:45 PM
Hey that joke looks familiar!

nodigg
06-04-2003, 06:46 PM
I saw your subject and thought "DAMNIT" those goes Tom again after, well you know what I thought at first!

hd&boatrider
06-04-2003, 06:47 PM
nodigg:
Hey that joke looks familiar! I figured you would chime in :( I thought it was pretty funny. Check your em in a little bit I am sending you a message.

jlnorthrup122
06-05-2003, 02:47 PM
here's an lold wise tale:
there was a young bull and an old bull standin on a hill looking over a heard of heffers in the field below them the young bull says to the old bull hey lets run down there and **** a couple of them heffers! and the old bull replies: Why don't we walk down there and **** them all! wink
[ June 05, 2003, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: jlnorthrup122 ]

Moomawnster
06-06-2003, 01:33 AM
Then the WISE bull pipes up , **** them heffers! When they are ready they'll come here ! wink