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Blown 472
01-24-2003, 11:28 AM
:confused:

Screaming Pete
01-24-2003, 11:33 AM
The River but that 's not a strange place or is it
right on the edge of the water on a jet ski watching everyone go by..Or In the back of oa p/u truck with a shell on it 2 dogs is the back and 7 people in front of the crew cab going down the road....But I bet River Kitty has better stories :p

miller19j
01-24-2003, 12:07 PM
Screaming Pete:
But I bet River Kitty has better stories :p eek! eek!

RiverKitty
01-24-2003, 12:23 PM
OH YA BABY!!!
You BET I do!!!
But Kitty's aren't allowed to *kiss* & tell!!! *evil, evil, grin* Muohahahahahaha!!!! ;o)
Besides, I wouldn’t want to get you guys worked up into a wild frenzy!
Lord knows the whipped cream & showerhead story was frenzy enough!
Besides, I *almost* got it trouble (I won’t mention any names) with that those escapades!! ;o)

Liberator TJ1984
01-24-2003, 12:24 PM
On a Double sized bunk bed top matress, her parents were on the lower one...asleep ??? :confused: yea right

miller19j
01-24-2003, 12:25 PM
Naaa…You were far from trouble. Its all in fun Kitty! wink

Liberator TJ1984
01-24-2003, 12:25 PM
Whipped Cream ???? R/K
Damn I miss all the GOOD STUFF !!!! :p

RiverKitty
01-24-2003, 12:51 PM
miller19j:
Naaa…You were far from trouble. Its all in fun Kitty! wink Oh, ok in that case....I'm feeling a little *dirty*.....guess I need to take a shower to clean up!!! Nothing quite like being "squeaky clean", eh???
See ya boys after awhile!!! *evil grin* ;o)
Sorry, the "shower cam" is not working today!
Dang! I need to get that fixed!!! ;o)
[ January 24, 2003, 12:52 PM: Message edited by: RiverKitty ]

Liberator TJ1984
01-24-2003, 12:56 PM
Kitty Lickin'Tounge
waitin' to dry you off
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

Blown 472
01-24-2003, 12:58 PM
RiverKitty:
miller19j:
Naaa…You were far from trouble. Its all in fun Kitty! wink Oh, ok in that case....I'm feeling a little *dirty*.....guess I need to take a shower to clean up!!! Nothing quite like being "squeaky clean", eh???
See ya boys after awhile!!! *evil grin* ;o)
Sorry, the "shower cam" is not working today!
Dang! I need to get that fixed!!! ;o) hummm to bad. cry

spectras only
01-24-2003, 01:10 PM
In a cemetery eek! .One of my brother did it in a church :D

gigamurph
01-24-2003, 03:15 PM
(1)On the lot of the local Chevy dealer (a long, long time ago) around midnight. What security cameras? (2) Under the wheel of my ol' '77 Ford Ranchero at about 75mph goin' down Rice Road (we were MUCH skinnier then!)...and you guys thought ol'
RD was crazy for doin' 100. I used to like my sex adventurous! Come to think of it, at my age and condition, and the fact that I only get it at the change of the seasons, it's more adventurous than ever! :p wink

BIGAMIST
01-24-2003, 04:30 PM
In a Police Station bathroom
In a pool hall with people shooting pool & after hours

spectratoad
01-24-2003, 04:41 PM
On the way back from the lake as teenagers at 70 mph. She did the steering and I did the gas, oh and the "driving" eek! It was a Toyota P/U so as Gigamurph said, (we were MUCH skinnier then!) :D :D

Kim Hanson
01-24-2003, 04:49 PM
12th. tee-off box at a country club,right on the cart! She just was saying it the whole time--hurry up, there is people right behind us.....( . )( . )...... :D
[ January 24, 2003, 04:50 PM: Message edited by: Kim Hanson ]

Mandelon
01-24-2003, 05:35 PM
I did gardening as a kid, and got my girfriend to get busy with me on a hillside behind some guy's house. Its fun in the sun!

DUCKY
01-24-2003, 05:48 PM
In a public park, under an oaktree at about midnight.

fasbote
01-24-2003, 05:55 PM
Hey screaming Pete... were you by Castle Rock year before last when you were doing it on the jet ski? I think we saw you. You got a mole on your right butt cheek?

BALLSDEEP
01-24-2003, 05:56 PM
1) In the butt...
2) While driving on the freeway during rush hour
3) While driving my boat thru the narrows at Naci during the middle of the day
4)standing in the corner on a dance floor at a local bar

Jrocket
01-24-2003, 07:26 PM
In my girl friends parents house,just before my girl friend came home!! :D

fat rat
01-24-2003, 07:41 PM
In a mine at Calico........while on Tour. eek!

MikeF
01-24-2003, 09:03 PM
Dammit RK! I can't wait to meat...I mean "meet" you wink !
In the caves just below the Dana headlands (tide pool area So. of Strands) of Dana Point at about 8 am in the morning :D . I'd do it again too wink !

superdave013
01-24-2003, 09:07 PM
Jrocket:
In my girl friends parents house,just before my girl friend came home!! :D Was her mom good??

Infomaniac
01-24-2003, 09:11 PM
BALLSDEEP:
1) In the butt... That must have hurt? eek!

Badboat1
01-24-2003, 09:11 PM
At the little league baseball park in the score keepers booth. Was fun as hell
Badbaot1

Johnwithjm
01-24-2003, 09:13 PM
Jrocket:
In my girl friends parents house,just before my girl friend came home!! :D LMAO :D :D :D

MJ19
01-24-2003, 10:25 PM
:D
[ January 24, 2003, 10:30 PM: Message edited by: MJ19 ]

gigamurph
01-25-2003, 01:57 AM
DUCKY:
In a public park, under an oaktree at about midnight. Try it at about 3 in the afternoon! It's a gas!
:D

gigamurph
01-25-2003, 02:01 AM
spectratoad:
On the way back from the lake as teenagers at 70 mph. She did the steering and I did the gas, oh and the "driving" eek! It was a Toyota P/U so as Gigamurph said, (we were MUCH skinnier then!) :D :D Geezus spectratoad! In a Toyota? Can you say anorexic? I knew that you could! That big-a** Ranchero was a tight enough fit; but a Toyota? Now that's determination and outstandin' flexibility!
:p
[ January 25, 2003, 04:08 AM: Message edited by: gigamurph ]

DansBlown73Nordic
01-25-2003, 02:38 AM
In a swimming pool with three other couples. The pool was owned by a guy who was out of town. As the swim suits floated in the middle of the pool the local cops showed up with flashlights in hand. eek! jawdrop eek!

Jesse James
01-25-2003, 06:41 AM
Park Bench in Key West in Truman Annex. Said hello to some bypassers. (all rules become in-effective in KW after 3 am.)

HCS
01-25-2003, 08:16 AM
Did the bosses wife on his own desk at work. When he went to lunch. Boy did he miss out! devil
[ January 25, 2003, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]

Seadog
01-25-2003, 09:01 AM
With two gals in a army barracks with the gay guy next door pounding on the wall.
In the showers of the same barracks, different gal.
Under a pontoon boat, mid day.

Windy
01-25-2003, 09:27 AM
405 FWY

VillainDave
01-25-2003, 12:39 PM
Well one morning before school I had to go out and warm up the ole mans truck. And right as I was walking out to do that my very very nympho girlfriend came over and wanted a quickie before we walked to school, Well! Not only did I warm up the truck but!!!! She was taken care of at the same time!!! Well we got caught and all I remember the ole man saying was “ I TELL YOU TO GO OUT! AND WARM UP THE TRUCK AND YOU’RE OUT HERE F%$KIN IN IT!!! !!! GET YOUR $%#%$# TO SCHOOL!!!

VillainDave
01-25-2003, 12:46 PM
Oh and a couple of times in some show homes during the middle of the weekend I had to make sure it was a comfortable bedroom:D

HCS
01-25-2003, 12:54 PM
VillainDave:
Well one morning before school I had to go out and warm up the ole mans truck. And right as I was walking out to do that my very very nympho girlfriend came over and wanted a quickie before we walked to school, Well! Not only did I warm up the truck but!!!! She was taken care of at the same time!!! Well we got caught and all I remember the ole man saying was “ I TELL YOU TO GO OUT! AND WARM UP THE TRUCK AND YOU’RE OUT HERE F%$KIN IN IT!!! !!! GET YOUR $%#%$# TO SCHOOL!!! :D :D :D

Laveyman
01-25-2003, 01:10 PM
Labor Day weekend, sunny afternoon, Copper Canyon, in the water about five feet off the transom of my boat, with three other friends boats rafted up with us and 100+ other boats. wink

HCS
01-25-2003, 01:15 PM
I was playing frisbee at the beach when this chick I didn't even know came over and grab the frisbee, that wasn't the only thing she grabed. :D Then we moved into deeper water and continued with about two hundred other people on the beach looking on.
jawdrop
[ January 25, 2003, 01:16 PM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]

gigamurph
01-25-2003, 01:52 PM
MissHBjet:
405 FWY So that was you! Thanx for makin' gridlock fun that day!
:p

24RODjr
01-25-2003, 02:22 PM
There have been a few, but I have to say the best was in Syke-o's beadroom while he was at work....oh...sh!t...you didn't know about that? Jenn said it was ok!! smile_sp
Beat ya to it homie! :D

PlayTime
01-25-2003, 02:27 PM
No syko don't take it there.

CFW_King
01-25-2003, 02:35 PM
HARDCORE-SKI:
I was playing frisbee at the beach when this chick I didn't even know came over and grab the frisbee, that wasn't the only thing she grabed. :D Then we moved into deeper water and continued with about two hundred other people on the beach looking on.
jawdrop Yeah sure. Your ski boat runs 110 to I bet.
For me the strangest place I did it was in OB Eddies mouth. :D

HCS
01-25-2003, 02:38 PM
CFW_King:
HARDCORE-SKI:
I was playing frisbee at the beach when this chick I didn't even know came over and grab the frisbee, that wasn't the only thing she grabed. :D Then we moved into deeper water and continued with about two hundred other people on the beach looking on.
jawdrop Yeah sure. Your ski boat runs 110 to I bet.
For me the strangest place I did it was in OB Eddies mouth. :D Granite bay, Folsom lake 1978. Her name was lucy. :D
Ski boat does 48 unless I switch props. :p
[ January 25, 2003, 02:39 PM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]

Kilrtoy
01-25-2003, 02:53 PM
1:
In Laughlin, in the HIDEOUT BAR bathroom while other couples watched.
2:
Castaic in a cove with another couple doing the same, while two fisherman anchored and watched
3:
At work during business hours on my desk and no its not a private closed office
Thats all normal stuff right

HCS
01-25-2003, 02:58 PM
HARDCORE-SKI:
Did the bosses wife on his own desk at work. When he went to lunch. Boy did he miss out! devil Now, this one was bullshit. :rolleyes: :p

mmered8299
01-25-2003, 03:36 PM
In a model home with my wife. Up stairs, her holding on the ballister looking down at the front door.

VillainDave
01-25-2003, 05:30 PM
Model homes are great! You get to try before you buy!!!

bchbum
01-25-2003, 08:10 PM
Girlfriend in highschool, her dad hated me for some reason .One night her parents went out to dinner ,so I came over & did her on her parents bed ,her dads side too.I always had a bigass smile on my face everytime I saw him after that

MJ19
01-25-2003, 11:40 PM
And you guys thought the engine cover was to cover the engine...just a nice resting place :D

MJ19
01-25-2003, 11:44 PM
bchbum:
Girlfriend in highschool, her dad hated me for some reason .One night her parents went out to dinner ,so I came over & did her on her parents bed ,her dads side too.I always had a bigass smile on my face everytime I saw him after that No wonder he didn't like you...you probably left a little something behind on his side eek! wink

Kilrtoy
01-26-2003, 12:30 AM
BCHBUM,
I think we have all been there and now that you brought that up jawdrop . I think that is the best place ever. DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL, IN THE SPOT THAT HE SLEEPS

PUMP 'HER'
01-26-2003, 02:45 AM
How about on the hood of his car, in the garage while he watches t.v., just on the other side of the wall, and we went out to get her laundry from the dryer?
[ January 26, 2003, 03:20 AM: Message edited by: PUMP 'HER' ]

24ROD
01-26-2003, 06:59 AM
On and in every Boat we have ever had. Oh yea and Uncle Mike's too. Sorry jr :p I know TMI argue

Laveyman
01-26-2003, 10:03 AM
Well, this one time at band camp... :p

miller19j
01-27-2003, 08:37 AM
MJ19:
And you guys thought the engine cover was to cover the engine...just a nice resting place :D :D :D :D :D

Raskal
01-27-2003, 10:43 AM
well me and x did it in her dads new nordic in cuddy cabn the night he brouht it home or the time we went to feed the horse and did it on top of the horse trailer

blondebomber
01-27-2003, 10:51 AM
at this huge sand bar in Northern Maryland with 100's of boats around and at a friends house while they were cooking fondue :D

snappertapper
01-27-2003, 12:14 PM
Bed of my pickup truck

Blown 472
01-27-2003, 12:19 PM
RiverDave:
On a runway (for airplanes) in mexico. As a matter of fact that was the first time I did the nasty.
RD Good thing you cleared the airplane thing up cuz that would be one more thing to be jelous about, RD taggin a supermodel.

miller19j
01-27-2003, 12:23 PM
Blown 472:
RiverDave:
On a runway (for airplanes) in mexico. As a matter of fact that was the first time I did the nasty.
RD Good thing you cleared the airplane thing up cuz that would be one more thing to be jelous about, RD taggin a supermodel. “On a runway in Mexico” does not conjure up images of supermodels to me eek!

rrrr
01-27-2003, 12:30 PM
My wife gets it going in public, always wants to have a little action.
So.....
In the woman's bathroom at a Texaco station while a rather large lady pounded on the door, she heard the moaning heheh.
In a bathroom at the St. Louis airport, we were catching a flight home after the IRL race. Before we found the bathroom I was getting head under the table at the Burger King in the food court.
In a dead stopped traffic jam on I-80 in PA with a 18 wheeler right next to us.
In the boat on the 4th of July, anchored with everyone else watching fireworks and making a few of our own.
Next fun place: Who knows?? :D :D

lawbreaker2
01-27-2003, 12:42 PM
HEDO!!!! need I say more :D

my21advantage
01-27-2003, 02:21 PM
The Getty Museum has to be at the top list, but I've also had great adventures at Magic Mountain and of course it's always exciting when there's a chance to get caught...My ride and "Pops" http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Hot_Boat_Happenings/Havasu_and_The_River/jayboat1.JPG

Screaming Pete
01-27-2003, 02:26 PM
fasbote:
Hey screaming Pete... were you by Castle Rock year before last when you were doing it on the jet ski? I think we saw you. You got a mole on your right butt cheek? You must have gotten close on that one , but no not me :cool:

Blown 472
01-27-2003, 02:30 PM
rrrr:
My wife gets it going in public, always wants to have a little action.
So.....
In the woman's bathroom at a Texaco station while a rather large lady pounded on the door, she heard the moaning heheh.
In a bathroom at the St. Louis airport, we were catching a flight home after the IRL race. Before we found the bathroom I was getting head under the table at the Burger King in the food court.
In a dead stopped traffic jam on I-80 in PA with a 18 wheeler right next to us.
In the boat on the 4th of July, anchored with everyone else watching fireworks and making a few of our own.
Next fun place: Who knows?? :D :D Didn't you post a pic of her with her shirt up a little while ago???

XTRM22
01-27-2003, 02:38 PM
Laveyman:
Labor Day weekend, sunny afternoon, Copper Canyon, in the water about five feet off the transom of my boat, with three other friends boats rafted up with us and 100+ other boats. wink EEWWWW!!!!
I am not going to Copper Canyon with you guys again!! LOL I guess it's better then my buddies who were trying to put the moves on the blow-up doll though, huh?
If I said where it was and it got back to Mrs XTRM it would never happen again! eek!
Chuck

SS Havabrew
01-27-2003, 03:05 PM
On the hood of my 65 Mustang in a Church parking lot that overlooked the LA Harbor. devil I can still feel my soul burning for that one :D

Whipped Caliber
01-27-2003, 03:32 PM
Haunted Mansion at Disneyland!!! :D

rrrr
01-27-2003, 07:13 PM
Blown 472:
Didn't you post a pic of her with her shirt up a little while ago??? New Orleans! :D :D

RIVER WILD
01-27-2003, 07:50 PM
CAFE BOOTH
[ January 27, 2003, 07:51 PM: Message edited by: RIVER WILD ]

Raskal
01-27-2003, 07:57 PM
oh yah under the 10 fwry on way to river middle of day off frontage road .on hood of the old ford escort <ah the good old days before kids > :)

MOPAR2YA
01-27-2003, 09:18 PM
While riding a PWC :rolleyes:

Jesse James
01-27-2003, 09:29 PM
lawbreaker2:
HEDO!!!! need I say more :D I forgot about Hedo 3 in october of 00 we were on the pier with several friendly folks :D :D devil

lawbreaker2
01-28-2003, 06:34 AM
We were there july of 00 on our honeymoon boy did we have fun :D

FastCraft
01-28-2003, 11:40 AM
NO shortage of good answers. For me it was on a pedistrian overpass accross I-405 during rush hour. It didn't last long cause I kept thinking how hot she looked pressed up against the wire mesh naked!

Jesse James
01-28-2003, 02:46 PM
lawbreaker2:
We were there july of 00 on our honeymoon boy did we have fun :D That was why we were there we were married in Negril at Grand Lido Negril and then came over to montego for the Honeymoon (break em in wild :D ) after four years of living together and being engaged we stayed married for 5 months. But I am always ready for hedo :D

CMABadseed
01-28-2003, 03:00 PM
confessional at church.......hey it's a confessional right...thats what it's there for....sin and then confess all in one shot!
am i going to hell for that one..... :confused:

1stepcloser
01-28-2003, 03:05 PM
On the floor of the boat, parked in the channel.
The strangest would be in the bathroom aat a Yoshinoya beef bowl, during lunch http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/knuddel.gif

Craig
01-28-2003, 08:11 PM
never mind :D
[ January 28, 2003, 08:12 PM: Message edited by: Craig ]

JetBoatRich
01-28-2003, 08:14 PM
at a party in the corner while everone else passed out around us, or did they?

gnarley
01-28-2003, 11:04 PM
On the hood of my Corvette
Driving my truck on I80
Under the tables in a crawl space at the old Grand Ballroom nightclub in Reno, while the band was playin
In one of those handicapped port-o-johns at Sears Point right after they set it up, she couldn't wait and followed me in eek!

Duke
01-28-2003, 11:39 PM
at lake buena vista, next to my girlfriends dads boat in the water while pops was watching other boats fly by .... :D :D

fat rat
01-29-2003, 07:01 PM
blondebomber:
at this huge sand bar in Northern Maryland with 100's of boats around and at a friends house while they were cooking fondue :D )))))Bomber(((((((.......you had fonde at my house, you must be really sneeky or quick. :D