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MagicMtnDan
08-05-2003, 05:45 AM
When most people look at VERNE TROYER, they see Mini-Me, the tiny evil clone from the Austin Powers films. When GENEVIEVE GALLEN looks at him, she sees 32 smoldering inches of future husband. At 6 foot 2 inch, Gallen might seem an unlikely match for Troyer, 34, but he and the yoga instructor, 29, have been dating for a year and will marry in November. (As Austin Powers might say, the mechanics of it are just mind boggling.) If anyone's looking for a wedding present, we suggest a stepladder. (as reported in TIME Magazine)
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1154765.jpg
http://i.timeinc.net/time/people/20030729/1.jpg

MagicMtnDan
08-05-2003, 05:55 AM
And the Top Ten Reasons Magic Mtn Dan thinks she's marrying him:
#10: Do you think she uses him like a dildoe?
#9: Maybe she's into fisting and finds him a lot better than a hand?
#*: He brings a whole new meaning to the term "giving head."
#7: Maybe she can't have kids so this is her alternative.
#6: Some women will marry anyone for money.
#5: Maybe she was picked on when she was little.
#4: Maybe she has a VERY tight pussy.
#3: Maybe she's a lesbian.
#2: She's more into yoga than sex.
And the number one reason the 6'2" Genevieve Gallen is marrying the 2'9" Vern (Mini-Me) Troyer is...Mini-Me is actually hung like a pony. :D

Jbb
08-05-2003, 05:55 AM
More Mini!...lol
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/10856.jpg

Mandelon
08-05-2003, 06:03 AM
Amazing. Maybe if I cut off my legs, I'll have a chance with her.. :p

HOOTER SLED-
08-05-2003, 06:10 AM
I bet when he's bangin' that, it looks like a Chihuahua humpin her leg. :D :D
He stands up while doin her doggie, on the bed!

Freak
08-05-2003, 06:20 AM
How about the little guy is a star and most of all his MONEY!!!!!!!

Essex502
08-05-2003, 06:23 AM
I heard that "little people" or the "height challenged" tend not to live long lives...maybe she's just in it for the money and since he probably has some dough, she'll inherit it sooner.

Freak
08-05-2003, 06:26 AM
Essex you are a wise man... She is in it for the sort term marrage = long term big money..

Trailer Park Casanova
08-05-2003, 06:38 AM
"Money and Fame makes a man taller and more Handsome"
-Mickey Rooney

jlnorthrup122
08-05-2003, 03:48 PM
Why the hell do yah gotta make fun of me like that? I get the ladies cause I am a smooth operator and well I have the silver tounge!! so I think that well I guess you shouldn't be jellouse of that dude he's got a small dick so whats he gona do with those hoes? stick his arm in it? but that dude is cool you gotta hand it to him! :D :D

Sandbar Junkies
08-05-2003, 04:09 PM
Hey I heard he was HUNG LIKE A HAMSTER what more does a women need? Just because TOMMY LEES cock is bigger than his entire body dos'nt meen he can't make her happy.(YEAH RIGHT) They say millions add a couple of inches to a mans cock, just ask any women.
[ August 05, 2003, 05:10 PM: Message edited by: Sandbar Junkies ]

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-05-2003, 04:12 PM
Confuscia say "doesn't matter how big it's how you pull rabbit out of hat. I still think he needs a 2x4 so he doesn't fall in and get lost. :D eek!

Boozer
08-05-2003, 04:13 PM
Millions?? My Doctor only charges a few thousand. Sheesh. Someone got over charged.

eliminatedsprinter
08-05-2003, 04:16 PM
He would have to be a pretty sorry lumberjack not to be able to climb a tree when it's lying down.
I honestly think he could get better looking if that's all he wants. Afterall, I was in P. Rico a few years ago and it seemed like every guy there who had 2 nickles to rub together had a girl under his arm that looked a lot better than this one.