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Jbb
10-02-2003, 01:48 PM
- Strange Truths
1. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
2. Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
3. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
4. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
5. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster then a bad cheque.
7. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
8. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
9. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that no one appreciates how difficult it was.
10. It may be that your sole purpose in life is to simply serve as a warning to others.
11. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
12. Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
13. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
14. A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
15. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
16. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
17. Success always occurs in private, failure in full view.
18. Borrow money from pessimists - they don;t expect it back.
19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
20. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
21. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
22. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
23. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
24. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
25. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

NorCal Gameshow
10-02-2003, 02:30 PM
i might have to report this topic..facts don't belong in the sandbar smile_sp

phebus
10-02-2003, 02:33 PM
26. 99% of what you read on ***boat is bullshit wink :D
[ October 02, 2003, 03:38 PM: Message edited by: phebus ]

twistedpair
10-02-2003, 03:58 PM
27. Fifty-one Percent of all Americans were found to be in the Majority.