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Liberator TJ1984
11-27-2002, 06:09 AM
It's tough being a man...
>
>a.. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from
> the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
>
>b.. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
>
>c.. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
>
>d.. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
>
>e.. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,this is
> exploitation.
>
>f.. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should
> get off your ass and find something better.
>
>g.. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
>
>h.. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
>
>i.. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
>
>j.. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
>
>k.. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an
> insensitive bastard.
>
>l.. If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
>
>m.. If she thumps you, it's self-defense.
>
>n.. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a
> chauvinist.
>
>o.. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a
> liberated woman.
>
>p.. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's
> domination.
>
>q.. If she asks you, it's a favor.
>
>r.. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear,
> you're a pervert.
>
>s.. If you don't, you're gay.
>
>t.. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape,
> you're sexist.
>
>u.. If you don't, you're unromantic.
>
>v.. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
>
>w.. If you don't, you're a slob.
>
>x.. If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
>
>y.. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
>
>z.. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of
> yourself.
>
>aa.. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
>
>ab.. If she has a headache, she's tired.
>
>ac.. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
>
>ad.. If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
>
>ae.. If you don't, there must be someone else.
>

Blown 472
11-27-2002, 06:19 AM
amen :D

Laveyman
11-27-2002, 06:34 AM
Oh so true! :D

058
11-27-2002, 05:33 PM
Ain't that the friggin' truth. eek!

MJ19
11-27-2002, 05:50 PM
now now...you guys are just meeting the wrong women in life. :D

JetBoatRich
11-27-2002, 07:32 PM
Is that what it is, mine is fine.
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Her454
11-27-2002, 07:55 PM
MJ19:
now now...you guys are just meeting the wrong women in life. :D I second that. wink

gigamurph
11-27-2002, 09:38 PM
In danger of restartin' the ever ongoin' debate, I have to say "AMEN AND HALLELUJAH BROTHERS!" ...and girls, we all know that they are all "THE RIGHT WOMAN" until those magical little words "I DO". Because all of us know that after she says "I DO" , she most likely won't again in this life!...and as for you guys that it hasn't happened to yet; I only have one thing to say; "TIME RELEASE" . Give it a few more years and you'll be singin' a different tune! If not, God bless ya! You're one of the lucky .0000000000000000002% that actually did get the right woman! :p wink :D

lghtnin33
11-27-2002, 10:03 PM
love the post man! it's soooooo true. just have to show'um how HARD things can get if you know what i mean :) and if that dont work, take'em shopping cause there are some wonderful home grown's in the produce department that's sure to please even the most demanding of women. then hey you can make a salad of the leftovers:)

lakesmodified
11-30-2002, 07:43 PM
TRUE TRUE!

missboatnam1
11-30-2002, 07:48 PM
thats pretty funny, !!!....i bet thouse girls dont like the river too!!! kick em to the curb!!.. wink :D wink :D
IM BAD!!!

BigDogIvan
11-30-2002, 08:04 PM
Well this goes to show ya. Your damned if ya do and damned if ya don't. wink
BD

Blown 472
12-02-2002, 08:45 AM
MJ19:
now now...you guys are just meeting the wrong women in life. :D Define the right women??

HCS
12-02-2002, 08:57 AM
Blown 472:
MJ19:
now now...you guys are just meeting the wrong women in life. :D Define the right women??Yes, I would like to here this one too. God may only have the answer. :rolleyes:

miller19j
12-02-2002, 09:05 AM
Blown 472:
MJ19:
now now...you guys are just meeting the wrong women in life. :D Define the right women??One that lets you use her butt as an avitar is a pretty good start!
:D

Blown 472
12-02-2002, 09:07 AM
miller19j:
Blown 472:
MJ19:
now now...you guys are just meeting the wrong women in life. :D Define the right women??One that lets you use her butt as an avitar is a pretty good start!
:D MAYBE, butt you dont know the torment

HCS
12-02-2002, 09:08 AM
miller19j:
Blown 472:
MJ19:
now now...you guys are just meeting the wrong women in life. :D Define the right women??One that lets you use her butt as an avitar is a pretty good start!
:D And likes to be blind folded. :)

Liberator TJ1984
12-02-2002, 10:03 AM
The "Right Woman" :confused: :rolleyes: :confused:
I had one of those till she shot me and moved in with an ex-friend of mine eek! Now there are two less people to swipe my Beer :D

HCS
12-02-2002, 10:09 AM
So the right woman is the one that isn't there? :rolleyes:

Blown 472
12-02-2002, 12:03 PM
Wifey?

Liberator TJ1984
12-02-2002, 12:34 PM
Liberator TJ1984:
The "Right Woman" :confused: :rolleyes: :confused:
I had one of those till she shot me and moved in with an ex-friend of mine eek! Now there are two less people to swipe my Beer :D Oh yea, Ex-Wife that is !!!

MJ19
12-02-2002, 06:20 PM
Blown 472:
Wifey?I'm here...I was shopping (no shoes or suits)and couldn't get to the computer until now...so sorry for keeping you waiting Blown...(that is if you were calling me :confused: )
Okay...here is the secret..."The Right Woman" is me, but only for Miller :D (well at least for the past 8 years) ...he's one of those .0000000000000000002% (just ask him) :p wink :D

lambertjr
12-02-2002, 07:59 PM
The really screwed-up thing about this is that my asshole father-in-law is the one that says this shit......................................However, he's never said it to my face. he says it to my wife knowing that she tells me everything.
I swear one day I'm going to knock his ass out!!

Blown 472
12-03-2002, 05:13 AM
MJ19:
Blown 472:
Wifey?I'm here...I was shopping (no shoes or suits)and couldn't get to the computer until now...so sorry for keeping you waiting Blown...(that is if you were calling me :confused: )
Okay...here is the secret..."The Right Woman" is me, but only for Miller :D (well at least for the past 8 years) ...he's one of those .0000000000000000002% (just ask him) :p wink :D I was callling you out, and lucky him, a kick ass gun and a hot wife, I am coming back in my next life as him. :D

miller19j
12-03-2002, 08:43 AM
I was callling you out, and lucky him, a kick ass gun and a hot wife, I am coming back in my next life as him. Its good to be me :D wink