Liberator TJ1984
11-27-2002, 06:09 AM
It's tough being a man...
>
>a.. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from
> the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
>
>b.. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
>
>c.. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
>
>d.. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
>
>e.. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,this is
> exploitation.
>
>f.. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should
> get off your ass and find something better.
>
>g.. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
>
>h.. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
>
>i.. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
>
>j.. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
>
>k.. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an
> insensitive bastard.
>
>l.. If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
>
>m.. If she thumps you, it's self-defense.
>
>n.. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a
> chauvinist.
>
>o.. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a
> liberated woman.
>
>p.. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's
> domination.
>
>q.. If she asks you, it's a favor.
>
>r.. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear,
> you're a pervert.
>
>s.. If you don't, you're gay.
>
>t.. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape,
> you're sexist.
>
>u.. If you don't, you're unromantic.
>
>v.. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
>
>w.. If you don't, you're a slob.
>
>x.. If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
>
>y.. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
>
>z.. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of
> yourself.
>
>aa.. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
>
>ab.. If she has a headache, she's tired.
>
>ac.. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
>
>ad.. If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
>
>ae.. If you don't, there must be someone else.
>
>
>a.. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from
> the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
>
>b.. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
>
>c.. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
>
>d.. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
>
>e.. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,this is
> exploitation.
>
>f.. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should
> get off your ass and find something better.
>
>g.. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
>
>h.. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
>
>i.. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
>
>j.. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
>
>k.. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an
> insensitive bastard.
>
>l.. If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
>
>m.. If she thumps you, it's self-defense.
>
>n.. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a
> chauvinist.
>
>o.. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a
> liberated woman.
>
>p.. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's
> domination.
>
>q.. If she asks you, it's a favor.
>
>r.. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear,
> you're a pervert.
>
>s.. If you don't, you're gay.
>
>t.. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape,
> you're sexist.
>
>u.. If you don't, you're unromantic.
>
>v.. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
>
>w.. If you don't, you're a slob.
>
>x.. If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
>
>y.. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
>
>z.. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of
> yourself.
>
>aa.. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
>
>ab.. If she has a headache, she's tired.
>
>ac.. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
>
>ad.. If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
>
>ae.. If you don't, there must be someone else.
>