I don't feel good

[Tom Brown]

My tummy is sore. frown

[Eric455]

come on tom let the bratha know how we can help
???

[topless]

Sounds like muffins tried to "move" things that cheese stopped up.

[Rexone]

Tom Brown:
My tummy is sore. :( muffins Tom, muffins

[Tom Brown]

I don't know if I have time for muffins. :(
I need Sorry Dog to get me one of these.
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/colonMaster.jpg

[Tom Brown]

I don't know what it is, Dave. I just don't feel well and my stomach is quite distended.

[voodooCanoe]

One look at that machine and I'm sure I could convince myself I was feeling much better. No way that thing would be getting close to you know where.

[HOSS]

Thanks,,, now I can laugh my ass off all day! Way cool bro! I`m off,hahahahahahahahahahah, Jesus H.! :D :D :D

[Windy]

Everything come out ok there Tom?

[Jbb]

And that brings to a conclusion another broadcast day.We thank you for staying up to watch the PBS/Western Canada presentation of "A day in the life of Toms colon".....
Tom and his trusty sidekick "Pickels" are hard at work for the soon to be show sequal to be entitled.."Holy shit..did that just come out of ME??".....stay tuned.......
http://www.havasubarney.com/iB_html/uploads/post-45-84191-shitcat.jpg

[hoolign]

eek! that is a dangerous place
for a cat,soon as he stands up,
kitties gonna see the swingy thingy
and the fight will be on!
[ April 25, 2003, 08:54 AM: Message edited by: hoolign ]

[hoolign]

Tom, you keep eatin like this pal,and you'll turn out like this
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/433to_much_cheese.jpg

[Jbb]

Tom ...Read it Understand it ...Live it
It! (http://home.att.net/~bentsen1/foods.htm)

[Ziggy]

hoolign:
Tom, you keep eatin like this pal,and you'll turn out like this
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/433to_much_cheese.jpg This guys looks real proud of himself...... :o

[burtandnancy]

The black box is a parastaltic pump. But what its for is a mystery. I'm sure it should never, ever be used on any boat of any kind.

[Tom Brown]

JETBOAT BRIAN:
Tom ...Read it Understand it ...Live itWords to live by, Brian. :)

[XLGPP]

JETBOAT BRIAN:
And that brings to a conclusion another broadcast day.We thank you for staying up to watch the PBS/Western Canada presentation of "A day in the life of Toms colon".....
Tom and his trusty sidekick "Pickels" are hard at work for the soon to be show sequal to be entitled.."Holy shit..did that just come out of ME??".....stay tuned.......
http://www.havasubarney.com/iB_html/uploads/post-45-84191-shitcat.jpg[/IMG] (http://www.havasubarney.com/iB_html/uploads/post-45-84191-shitcat.jpg) http://www.havasubarney.com/iB_html/uploads/post-45-84191-shitcat.jpg
Now that is the funniest shit I have ever seen
[ April 25, 2003, 07:58 PM: Message edited by: XLGPP ]

[Hal]

Tom, I don't know if this will help, But you ever heard about the consipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Talking about jokes where in the hell is that moderator that shut down a post for a good deal on a boat towing truck
and he let this thing go about a guy that can't shit!!! DUH.... :D