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Kilrtoy
10-18-2003, 04:12 PM
Today's Ebonic Word.....
OMELETTE
Let's use it in a sentence.....
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but OMELETTE dis one slide"
Ntwotrance
10-18-2003, 04:29 PM
And don't forget these:
1. Rectum...I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.
2. Hotel...I gave my girlfriend the crabs, and the hotel everybody.
3. Odyssey..I tol' my bro, you odyssey the jugs on dis hoe.
4. Stain...My mother-in-law axed if I was stain fo dinner again.
5. Seldom...My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.
6. Penis...I went to a doctor and he gave a cup and said penis.
7. Catacomb...Don King was at the fight the other night. Man, somebody give that catacomb.
8. Foreclose...If I pay alimony this month I'll have no money foreclose.
9. Undermine...There a fine lookin' hoe in the apartment undermine.
10. Disappointment...My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the bighouse.
11. Income...I jus' got in bed wit de hoe, and income my wife.
12. Honor...At the rape trial, the judge axed my bro' who be honor first?
13. Fortify...I axed the hoe how much, and she say fortify.
14. Israel...Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex; I said man, that looks fake; he say, no, Israel.
Badboat1
10-18-2003, 04:31 PM
Kilrtoy,I thought you might like this ...........
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/ebonics.htm
Kilrtoy
10-18-2003, 04:40 PM
That was awesome :p :D smile_sp eek!
ryantparks
10-18-2003, 07:22 PM
Do you know why ebonics wouldnt work with the Miss America pagent? No one would want to be Miss Idaho!
King Kuracz
10-18-2003, 08:57 PM
Dis shit be ghetto too
Ghetto Delta Airlines (http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/ghettodelta.htm)
Day be all up in dere!
[ October 18, 2003, 09:58 PM: Message edited by: King Kuracz ]
Forkin' Crazy
10-19-2003, 12:40 AM
Dictate: My girlfriend says my dictate good!
:D
Banshee
10-19-2003, 06:31 AM
LOL!!
Our local radio station used to have these daily.
Here's one I remember:
Machine...I went outside an da rain messed up machine
HOSS
10-19-2003, 09:36 AM
Am I a racist? Don`t all ignorant black folk talk that way?
OK so its a joke! No need to call the NAACP.
[ October 19, 2003, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: HOSS ]
Desert Rat
10-20-2003, 10:45 AM
For those of you who would like a lesson or two
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/ebonics.htm