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topless
09-06-2003, 05:47 PM
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need
to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the
exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally
prepared for the test, and best of all, you can do these simple
practice exercises right in your home.
EXERCISE 1:
Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between the door
and the main box. Have one of your strongest friends slam the door
shut as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first
time wasn't effective enough.
EXERCISE 2:
Visit your garage at 3 AM when the temperature of the cement floor
is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on
the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car.
Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your Breast is sufficiently
flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat for the other breast.
EXERCISE 3:
Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a
stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your
breasts. Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set an
appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.
You are now properly prepared.

missboatnam1
09-06-2003, 05:53 PM
ow gee, i think i run out and get one since it dosent sound to painfull.....thanks ali, for filling me in with details!! eek!

topless
09-06-2003, 05:58 PM
Just here to help!!!! LMAO :D

FMluvswater
09-06-2003, 06:01 PM
Damn Ali! Need oxygen can't breathe laughing too hard!! http://www.mschulze.bizland.com/images/lachen70.gif
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static stability

Kilrtoy
09-06-2003, 06:43 PM
I always knew you were into S & M

topless
09-06-2003, 06:55 PM
Kilrtoy:
I always knew you were into S & M I made those exercises up myself just to help everyone out. :)

HCS
09-06-2003, 06:59 PM
LMFAO. My wife had it done and said the samething.
I think It's better to have your partner do a self examination. :D
[ September 06, 2003, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: HARDCORE-SKI ]

topless
09-06-2003, 07:05 PM
Why is it that the men don't have to have their "twins" checked like that yearly? Seems unfair.

HCS
09-06-2003, 07:18 PM
topless:
Why is it that the men don't have to have their "twins" checked like that yearly? Seems unfair. It isn't yearly but Iv'e had the Doc squeeze my
marbels. It sucks! I couldn't figure out if he
was a fag or really checking for something.
eek!

topless
09-06-2003, 07:20 PM
I vote for FAG. I'm thinking you could check that yourself. eek!

HCS
09-06-2003, 07:23 PM
topless:
I vote for FAG. I'm thinking you could check that yourself. eek! Check for what? It's like getting a fish out of
the fish tank. :D

beyondhelpin
09-06-2003, 09:04 PM
Like a prostate exam is not enough? Now you think my boys should be mashed in a vise like apparatus? Girls are mean! :D :D :D

Mandelon
09-06-2003, 09:24 PM
Nuts like to be cradled, not mashed! :D

topless
09-07-2003, 03:41 AM
Mandelon:
Nuts like to be cradled, not mashed! :D So do boobies!!! eek!

Mandelon
09-07-2003, 10:31 AM
One in each hand?? :D

DickDanger
09-07-2003, 10:44 AM
One in both hands, the other in mouth...... :D :p :D -DD Out

topless
09-07-2003, 11:31 AM
DickDanger:
One in both hands, the other in mouth...... :D :p :D -DD Out Ya had to go there didn't you? This started out as a medical topic. DD, you find a way to turn things sexual.......WTF??????? I'm thinking you have alot of wet dreams. LoL wink wink wink Still love ya though. :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
09-07-2003, 11:35 AM
he must slobber alot. LMAO!! :p

DickDanger
09-07-2003, 12:26 PM
MRS FLYIN VEE:
he must slobber alot. LMAO!! :p More than a 3rd grader with motor control problems.... :D -DD Out