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betty boop
06-20-2003, 02:59 PM
since we have so many names for the boobs, let's see what we come up with for the "DICK" :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-20-2003, 03:00 PM
Rocket launcher!!!!!!!! :D

MagicMtnDan
06-20-2003, 03:04 PM
How about these?
"That thing in your _________ "(fill in the hole)
"That thing you want"
"That thing you need"
"That thing you think you can live without"
"That thing you act like you can live without"
And of course there's:
Tube steak
Pocket snake
Man-meat
Trouser snake
Woman Stabber
Man's Dagger
Your next meal
All Day Sucker
Lollipop
All Deliveries in Rear

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-20-2003, 03:06 PM
ever lasting gob stopper jawdrop :D
pickle tickle
bologna bop

boatnam2
06-20-2003, 03:10 PM
tonsil tickler

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-20-2003, 03:12 PM
Freddy
janes swinging vine

Sleek-Jet
06-20-2003, 03:16 PM
Beef Stick. :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-20-2003, 03:18 PM
KING KONG
(marks in the sand by) peter dragon

betty boop
06-20-2003, 03:19 PM
one-eyed willie

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-20-2003, 03:21 PM
johnson
pecker,
sperm doner wink

FMluvswater
06-20-2003, 03:24 PM
Who thought I'd stay out of this thread? wink :D
****
man meat
worm
johnson
dick
cock
wang
love finger
passion switch
heat seaker
love missle
white snake
pussy soother
dink
jimmy pole
love monkey
passion cobra
weiner
sausage
sex phaser
sperm fountain
prick
love post
male baton
juice machine
pecker
drool inducer
[ June 20, 2003, 04:25 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-20-2003, 03:32 PM
very good LOL!
pocket pool
main vein
mommy daddy button
tooth brush
it's yours you can wash it as fast as you want. eek! :D

FMluvswater
06-20-2003, 03:41 PM
Mr. Happy

betty boop
06-20-2003, 03:43 PM
pain in my ass :D

hoolign
06-20-2003, 03:49 PM
that would be "wrong hole harry" eek!

FMluvswater
06-20-2003, 04:00 PM
hoolign:
that would be "wrong hole harry" eek! Not everybody thinks that way. :)

Aqua Boogie1
06-20-2003, 04:06 PM
DAMN........Ok!!

Kim Hanson
06-20-2003, 05:03 PM
Bezerk JackHammer.......( . )( . )........Bed Pinner, Noise Maker :D wink :p

FMluvswater
06-20-2003, 05:05 PM
his whistle (as in wet his whistle, blow the whistle) :)

American Xtreme Marine
06-20-2003, 05:14 PM
"Sweet Stick"............my pimp name

H2O
06-20-2003, 05:16 PM
I'll be parkin' the beef bus in the center of tuna town if ya know what i mean.

73beast
06-20-2003, 05:35 PM
for those who fish, Trouser trout.

FMluvswater
06-20-2003, 05:38 PM
skin diver
spelunker

spectratoad
06-20-2003, 06:02 PM
Hey FML, How did I know you would come up with a bunch? :D
Harry Helmet
One-Eyed Wonder
Pucker Sucker
Captain Willy

missboatnam1
06-20-2003, 06:08 PM
you guys are soo bad!! but in a good way :D wink
id say:
spitter
shooter
lil guy
the rock :D

wntitall
06-20-2003, 06:09 PM
1.) The purple Bannana
2.) The Blue Veiner
3.) Giggle stick
4.) The general & 2 colonel's
devil jawdrop wink

betty boop
06-20-2003, 07:31 PM
the main vein.. :p

John2050
06-20-2003, 07:53 PM
Heat seaking moisture missle
13 inch one eyed mutant ninja anaconda

NVScustoms
06-20-2003, 07:56 PM
This shit is to funny

Seadog
06-20-2003, 07:59 PM
Pete
Oooahh

FMluvswater
06-20-2003, 08:00 PM
spectratoad:
Hey FML, How did I know you would come up with a bunch? :D I've no idea why you'd think that of me. :confused:
I'm such a prim and proper http://skins.hotbar.com/skins/mailskins/em/033102/033102angel_1_prv.gif.
Oh okay fine http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDeAk8W9TPr6aA9g21y16euEJXzjVD!vpBW6B5euaDK6KZ1X cmYL36TR*DoP0ekoUpNe4CBLaD*Pdgq1cjrKiBXsQqoWWfH7mj ieZyxuLw/shakehead.gif?dc=4675404708631744448 maybe I'm more http://66.227.101.70/otn/angels/newangel.gif.
wink :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-20-2003, 08:03 PM
Foot long hot dog jawdrop

betty boop
06-20-2003, 08:05 PM
i'd like to see one of those !!!!! jawdrop

locogringo
06-20-2003, 08:07 PM
something that aint gonna suck itself!

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-20-2003, 08:08 PM
There once was a man from nantuckit!!!!

jus a baker
06-20-2003, 08:32 PM
my purple headed yogurt slinger

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-20-2003, 08:38 PM
There once was a man from nantuckit
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While rubbing his chin
If my ass was a c**t i'd f**k it. eek!

jus a baker
06-20-2003, 08:39 PM
i thought it was eye, but i could be just dreaming
[ June 20, 2003, 09:40 PM: Message edited by: jus a baker ]

locogringo
06-20-2003, 08:40 PM
MRS FLYIN VEE:
There once was a man from nantuckit
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While rubbing his chin
If my ass was a c**t i'd f**k it. eek! oh reeeeaalllly?

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-20-2003, 08:46 PM
locogringo:
MRS FLYIN VEE:
There once was a man from nantuckit
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While rubbing his chin
If my ass was a c**t i'd f**k it. eek! oh reeeeaalllly? Well thats what I heard.All men lie about the size anyway They usually add a few " to what they really have. :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-20-2003, 09:05 PM
jus a baker:
i thought it was eye, but i could be just dreaming O.K maybe it was an eye.But be careful you'll poke someones eye out then it will leave you with one eye, a glass eye, and one eyed monster. :D

Forkin' Crazy
06-20-2003, 09:37 PM
Herman the One Eyed Wonder Worm.
I might have a needle dick, but I got a sewing machine ass! :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-20-2003, 09:39 PM
Cunfushia say "does't matter size i'ts how you pull rabbit outa hat. devil

jus a baker
06-20-2003, 09:51 PM
can't touch the sides, but boy can i rub the sides

FMluvswater
06-20-2003, 10:04 PM
hot poker
the pink
cervix kisser
package
gift
lollipop
swollen member
dessert
the smart one
boner
knob
peter
squirt
nozzle
spike
****
that's it for now ... still thinking though ... :)
Edit: my bad :o sorry HOSS dude eek! how could I leave out ...
soupcan wink :D
[ June 20, 2003, 11:08 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

Kim Hanson
06-20-2003, 10:34 PM
Forkin' Crazy:
Herman the One Eyed Wonder Worm.
I might have a needle dick, but I got a sewing machine ass! :D LMAO............( . )( . )......Singer :D wink :p

Keith
06-20-2003, 10:46 PM
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Effective January 1, 2003, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as Follows:
10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-10" Pole Tax
5"-8" Privilege Tax
4"-5" Nuisance Tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-20-2003, 10:49 PM
Damn the gov.sucks Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!! :D :D

FMluvswater
06-20-2003, 10:55 PM
Keith:
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Effective January 1, 2003, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as Follows:
10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-10" Pole Tax
5"-8" Privilege Tax
4"-5" Nuisance Tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes Just sitting here giggling! :D That is so funny and whoever wrote it has a gift! Ingenius! :cool: :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-20-2003, 10:58 PM
I agree LOL!! :D It's time to say good night to all the board family. It's the witching hour. I can feel myself turning into a pumpkin or a board junkie!!!???? :D sleeping

Keith
06-21-2003, 12:11 AM
It was not me! Got it in a email. Just wanted to share.... Almost meets the topic

Ms. AquaBoogie1
06-21-2003, 09:34 AM
Aqua Boogie1:
DAMN........Ok!! yup! :p

FMluvswater
06-21-2003, 11:07 AM
MRS FLYIN VEE:
I think we should put him in the name that dick catagory. :p :p Great idea! :D
****
dmontzsta wink :p (nasty) :D
[ June 21, 2003, 12:09 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-21-2003, 11:09 AM
There you go wink DITO :D :p

dmontzsta
06-21-2003, 11:11 AM
burningm I made it! :cool:
[ June 21, 2003, 12:12 PM: Message edited by: dmontzsta ]

FMluvswater
06-21-2003, 11:16 AM
I dunno MrsFV ... now he seems to feel honored by the inclusion .... wink :D ... has our nefarious plot to sully his impeccable 5 star rating reputation ... backfired? :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-21-2003, 11:18 AM
I beleive so but like they say you can't teach a NEW dog old tricks :D

FMluvswater
06-21-2003, 11:22 AM
sigh oh well :rolleyes: it was worth the shot to repay him for his OVER generous contribution of that 'cute' lil link. :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-21-2003, 11:25 AM
Oh well we tried. Think we could forgive him this time? But it was fussia!!!!!!! wink :D

FMluvswater
06-21-2003, 11:29 AM
Just this once with a very stern warning ... no more fuschia!!! :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-21-2003, 12:28 PM
Yes a verrrry stern warning. :D

FMluvswater
06-21-2003, 12:32 PM
:D
I'm already in trouble for off topicness in other threads :D so ...
tallywhacker

dmontzsta
06-21-2003, 12:32 PM
yuk smile_sp :) Thanks! I just had to top out that first stupid one.

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-21-2003, 12:34 PM
beakfast
lunch
snack
dinner :D

FMluvswater
06-21-2003, 01:07 PM
dmontzsta:
yuk smile_sp :) Thanks! I just had to top out that first stupid one. Well then http://forums.***boat.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif ... success? How's it feel? wink :D

FMluvswater
06-21-2003, 01:09 PM
MRS FLYIN VEE:
beakfast
lunch
snack
dinner :D http://forums.***boat.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif Nice. :D :D :D

SoCalOffshore
06-21-2003, 08:21 PM
?"Crimson Tipped Champion"

Forkin' Crazy
06-21-2003, 10:12 PM
schlong
schmeckle
skin flute
stinger
root
trunk
boss
luv pole
:cool:

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 03:37 PM
Hey we all seemed to have forgotten plain old
PENIS!!!!!!! :D :D

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 03:40 PM
yeah but who calls it that? wink :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 03:43 PM
I don't think anyone does anymore how about
cyeclops(spell check?) eek!

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 03:47 PM
MRS FLYIN VEE:
I don't think anyone does anymore how about
cyeclops(spell check?) eek! Oooh good one and yep there's no 'e'
Cyclops ... uh oh
I've got that song in my head again dammit
"It was a one eyed one horn ...." sigh please make it stop? :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 03:50 PM
I'll try how about
ball park frank They plump when you cook them
Now we can think of "my bologna has a first name!!! :D

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 03:52 PM
MRS FLYIN VEE:
I'll try how about
ball park frank They plump when you cook them
Now we can think of "my bologna has a first name!!! :D OSCAR!
hmm Oscar the grouch giggle :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 04:01 PM
shorty
slim
meat
porky
num nuts
german helmet

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 04:11 PM
Bobby
Cherry picker
Hook,line,and sinkher

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 04:18 PM
Cherry buster

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 04:19 PM
Helmet basher
Godzilla

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 04:25 PM
Bun warmer

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 04:32 PM
taco stuffer

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 04:32 PM
dipstick
fuel injector
key
[ June 22, 2003, 05:32 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 04:35 PM
muff buffer
swizzle stick

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 04:41 PM
MOBY DICK

HOSS
06-22-2003, 04:44 PM
Need I say more?

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 04:44 PM
the inspector

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 04:46 PM
HOSS:
Need I say more? I already added that for you HOSS. :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 04:49 PM
Fish fry
hammer head

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 04:53 PM
Hobby horse :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 05:04 PM
Third leg (tri-pod)
Hop along

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 05:13 PM
Vlad the Impaler

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 05:15 PM
electro rod jawdrop
blazing saddle
chameleon
mo-jo

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 05:16 PM
stretcher

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 05:17 PM
soldier (ATTENTIONNNN!!) LOL! :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 05:18 PM
bud light(great taste less filling?)
family jewels

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 05:21 PM
her pet
her treat
her playtoy

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 05:23 PM
her pleasure stick
5 speed shifter

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 05:28 PM
shaft
drill

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 05:30 PM
mucho glande'
big dipper
on your mark,get set BLOW

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 05:36 PM
ok riddle time ...
What does she say when she sees it?
What shape is her mouth when he feeds it?
If he wiggles it right she even screams it.
(drumroll please)
Oh
:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 05:37 PM
Gummy bear
hot rod
OH MY GOD!!! eek! eek!

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 05:42 PM
MRS FLYIN VEE:
OH MY GOD!!! eek! eek! :D Ok MrsFV along the same lines ..
Nuh-uh!
No f'ing way!
I don't f'ing think so!
:rolleyes: :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 05:46 PM
Don't put that thing anywhere near me
You want me to what with that?

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 05:52 PM
spin and grin :D
egg beater
jingleballs

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 06:00 PM
monkey
Curious George
troublemaker
stungun
babeometer

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 06:00 PM
mine,his and ours

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 06:17 PM
Ding-Dong

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 06:20 PM
best friend

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 06:22 PM
sir spits alot!!!

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 06:26 PM
bad boy
brat
the cure

Sand Dawg
06-22-2003, 06:28 PM
My personal favorite....Mr. Happy....

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-22-2003, 06:31 PM
pepe
head bangers ball

hoolign
06-22-2003, 06:33 PM
THE BEANER.... eek!
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/7826.gif

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 06:37 PM
LMAO! Thanks Hoolign! :D :D I love the crazy pics you post! Mr. Bean whew now that is one studly hunk of man! LOL! wink :D
****
beaver hunter
beaver food

hoolign
06-22-2003, 06:39 PM
I think thats gonna be my neww avatar :p

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 06:42 PM
Then it's a good thing you and I never have serious talks cuz that just makes me laugh! :D :D

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 06:58 PM
lifeline
peacepipe

hoolign
06-22-2003, 07:01 PM
If ya got a peacepipe in your pants and ya know it...clap your hands
if ya got a peacepipe in your pants and ya know it ...clap your hands :p

spectratoad
06-22-2003, 07:04 PM
soldier (ATTENTIONNNN!!) LOL! I am in the Army, I am vertical now! :D
Protein Injector
pacifier
trunk

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 07:06 PM
hoolign:
If ya got a peacepipe in your pants and ya know it...clap your hands
if ya got a peacepipe in your pants and ya know it ...clap your hands :p I'm a little concerned Hoolign that you didn't actually clap after posting that ... wink
Edit: Hmm now that I think of it ... didn't you have a thread a while back in which you claimed to be a lesbian? eek! So like are you even really a guy? wink :D
[ June 22, 2003, 08:18 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

hoolign
06-22-2003, 07:25 PM
How am I supposed too clap and type at the same time? :D

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 07:31 PM
hoolign:
How am I supposed too clap and type at the same time? :D Faloomp? :D LMAO! Uhh a smiley that is clapping maybe? Men are supposed to be the problem solvers you know ... so like what's your sitch? wink :D

FMluvswater
06-22-2003, 07:35 PM
energizer bunny

FMluvswater
06-23-2003, 09:56 AM
creamsicle

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-23-2003, 10:00 AM
Rambo

Liberator TJ1984
06-23-2003, 10:07 AM
Clam Wedge
Fajita Smoker
Royal Reamer

FMluvswater
06-23-2003, 10:24 AM
predator

FMluvswater
07-01-2003, 05:57 PM
MrsFV it's your fault I'm bumping this wink ... took my mind there with spank the monkey comment in 3000 post thread! LOL! :D Admittedly short journey... :D
wild thing
love thing
thingy
Mr. Big
chubby
woody
stiffy
magic
shakey thing (props to Furnace Face- love that song! :D )
M&M
It
the real thing
B.N.I.
happy meal
compass
MacDuff
****
bilge pump

FMluvswater
11-14-2005, 02:14 AM
big guy
player
south brain
mister

topless
11-14-2005, 02:29 AM
Has anyone said tiny????

FMluvswater
11-14-2005, 03:42 AM
Has anyone said tiny????
You just did! :wink: (Nobody else had before you, no. :smile: )

Jbb
11-14-2005, 04:06 AM
Has anyone said tiny????
A Brown reference?....lol............ :D

topless
11-14-2005, 04:08 AM
A Brown reference?....lol............ :DI know not what you speak of...............Tom has an extender that works wonders.

Jbb
11-14-2005, 04:09 AM
I know not what you spek of...............Tom has an extender that works wonders.
That steam powered ...."secret"...that he was workin on.....? :messedup:

Punchy
11-14-2005, 02:09 PM
They used to call me "cake" back in the day.........4 inches long but 14 inches wide :D

lucky
11-14-2005, 02:13 PM
Who thought I'd stay out of this thread? wink :D
****
man meat
worm
johnson
dick
cock
wang
love finger
passion switch
heat seaker
love missle
white snake
pussy soother
dink
jimmy pole
love monkey
passion cobra
weiner
sausage
sex phaser
sperm fountain
prick
love post
male baton
juice machine
pecker
drool inducer
[ June 20, 2003, 04:25 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]
lmao - fm -- I'd love be in your dreams one night -- " show me that big juice machine - ohh ya hit me with that meat baton ... " lmao

olbiezer
11-14-2005, 02:20 PM
the purple helmetted love worrior
pocket porpose
moisture seeking love rocket
tuna lagoon sledge hammer
louisville slugger (two handed grip)

FMluvswater
11-14-2005, 02:39 PM
lmao - fm -- I'd love be in your dreams one night -- " show me that big juice machine - ohh ya hit me with that meat baton ... " lmao
I'd soooo say all of that! :cool: :wink: :D

lucky
11-14-2005, 02:41 PM
I'd soooo say all of that! :cool: :wink: :D
thats sexy ;)

Nord
11-14-2005, 02:42 PM
Popeye the one eyed sailor......
purple headed yogurt slinger....
or...
River Dave :D :hammer2:

Caribbean Jet
11-14-2005, 02:47 PM
The one eyed snake
The other brain,
elvis

desertbird
11-14-2005, 03:04 PM
junior :D

FMluvswater
11-14-2005, 03:15 PM
thats sexy ;)
Well, I could be sexy http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/unsure.gif ... theoretically ... in the dark. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/gs.gif