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Tom Brown
04-17-2003, 09:38 AM
... just stubbed my toe. :mad:

SCUBA STEVE
04-17-2003, 09:39 AM
:D :D :D

572Daytona
04-17-2003, 09:42 AM
Tom I would suggest calling out the contractor that built your house on these boards. There is an off chance that he might be a member. He had no right in designing a floor plan that may have led you to stubbing your toe one day. Make sure to post your message in every forum because he may not look in the others.

Tom Brown
04-17-2003, 09:46 AM
owie frown

Her454
04-17-2003, 09:48 AM
572Daytona:
Tom I would suggest calling out the contractor that built your house on these boards. There is an off chance that he might be a member. He had no right in designing a floor plan that may have led you to stubbing your toe one day. Make sure to post your message in every forum because he may not look in the others. Damn 572...thats funny but it just aint right! eek!

572Daytona
04-17-2003, 09:52 AM
Her454:
572Daytona:
Tom I would suggest calling out the contractor that built your house on these boards. There is an off chance that he might be a member. He had no right in designing a floor plan that may have led you to stubbing your toe one day. Make sure to post your message in every forum because he may not look in the others. Damn 572...thats funny but it just aint right! eek! Really? I thought the focus of these boards was shifting from boating to becoming a Better Business Bureau. Just think of all the ad space that you will be able to sell to lawyers wink

FMluvswater
04-17-2003, 09:54 AM
Tom stubbing your toe is obviously a cover up for the fact that you're pregnant, isn't it? So come on tell us who was it? Who knocked you up? :D He was doing fine until he stubbed his toe.

Tom Brown
04-17-2003, 09:55 AM
:D
You know 572... now that I can see your dark and cynical side... I'm liking you more and more. :D

FMluvswater
04-17-2003, 09:56 AM
Only a nude photo spread will prove you aren't. wink

Her454
04-17-2003, 09:57 AM
FMluvswaterbabe:
Only a nude photo spread will prove you aren't. wink SCARE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! eek!

Tom Brown
04-17-2003, 09:57 AM
Don't let the distended stomach fool you. I've got some colonoscopy footage that will show there are no seeds growing in there.
[ April 17, 2003, 10:58 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

FMluvswater
04-17-2003, 10:02 AM
LMAO! I'll take your word for it afterall Tom please DON'T show pics of that! LOL! wink

eliminatedsprinter
04-17-2003, 11:31 AM
Next time you get a colonoscopy tell them "fiber optics are for wusses" and demand that they use a real metal tube with glass lenses....

Blown 472
04-17-2003, 11:36 AM
I think Tom likes things with lights on them shoved up his ass. :D eek!

Tom Brown
04-17-2003, 11:54 AM
Hey, it's the poor man's lava lamp.

Blown 472
04-17-2003, 11:57 AM
Tom Brown:
Hey, it's the poor man's lava lamp. Complete with eruption when you pull it out?? you use your dick as a flash light?

Tom Brown
04-17-2003, 11:59 AM
only when I want to see into dark, moist places

Blown 472
04-17-2003, 12:06 PM
I had this girl
she said she loved me,
thought there was no one ever above me,
she wanted to marry
and have my child,
but evil dick
he had to get buck wild.
Took me out one night
out with the freaks
if ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek.
My girl caught me skeezin' she said
I wasn't shit!
I said, "It wasn't me, baby.
it was the mutha****a
evil dick!"

CA Stu
04-17-2003, 12:13 PM
Don't sleep alone!
don't sleep alone!

gigamurph
04-17-2003, 10:03 PM
Ya know TB; in my vast experience in these matters, I've found it better to have stubbed your toe than to have toed your stub! :p

HOSS
04-17-2003, 10:36 PM
eliminatedsprinter
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posted April 17, 2003 02:31 PM
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Next time you get a colonoscopy tell them "fiber optics are for wusses" and demand that they use a real metal tube with glass lenses....
That rocks! :D :D :D

WETDAWG
04-17-2003, 10:49 PM
OUCH!!
I have a cure!
Take a Miller Lite, open it slowly and then........................
BONG IT!!!