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What's up with the fat dumpy guys driving the hot boats with the hot chics? :confused:
I think next months issue should have a fat dumpy saggy boobed lady driving a hot fast boat with a totally hot stud with rippling muscles sitting in the passenger seat...hee, hee...I know...dream on! :rolleyes:
Jordy
03-05-2003, 08:41 PM
That's not even something to joke about... yuck!!! What's wrong with you? :D
Hallett19
03-05-2003, 08:43 PM
You are the downfall of ***boat Magazine. I'm going to tell you what my dad tells me everytime I complain....
"Write a letter" argue
Jordy
03-05-2003, 08:47 PM
MJ19:
driving a hot fast boat with a totally hot stud with rippling muscles sitting in the passenger seat...hee, hee...I know...dream on! :rolleyes: Sorry, I got a real job now or I'd consider the offer, not to mention the thought of a saggy boobed lady in a boat with me just doesn't do it for me. :D
jordanpaulk:
That's not even something to joke about... yuck!!! What's wrong with you? :D What? I can't live in delusional land like you guys? :p
Thanks for the suggestion Hallet19, I will send off a letter. :D Titled "We want to see more hot studs!" :cool:
jordanpaulk:
the thought of a saggy boobed lady in a boat with me :D We all know you like saggy boobed nurses fondling your 'junk' wink :D
Jordy
03-05-2003, 08:50 PM
I keep trying to forget that moment in my life... thanks for the repeated reminders. :D
jordanpaulk:
I keep trying to forget that moment in my life... thanks for the repeated reminders. :D It was such a 'touching' moment in your life, I wouldn't want you to forget it :D :p
Jordy
03-05-2003, 08:56 PM
I think I'm going to go to Vegas this weekend and try. :D
Besides, it wasn't a nurse, it was a wrinkled up old doctor lady. :p
mbrown2
03-05-2003, 08:56 PM
Can't you just imagine their rippling with muscles...you girls are supposed to be good at faking it anyways? j/k :)
Jordy
03-05-2003, 09:02 PM
:D :D :D
mbrown2:
Can't you just imagine their rippling with muscles...you girls are supposed to be good at faking it anyways? j/k :) We fake it all too often, give us the goods! :D
Kilrtoy
03-05-2003, 09:05 PM
{{{{{{{What's up with the fat dumpy guys driving the hot boats with the hot chics? }}}}}}}
What, they are just printing reality. Now HB is getting dinged for being real truthful. THATS A FIRST!
jordanpaulk:
I think I'm going to go to Vegas this weekend and try. :D
Besides, it wasn't a nurse, it was a wrinkled up old doctor lady. :p Are you going to hook up with RPrinz and her girly friends??? wink
Jordy
03-05-2003, 09:06 PM
MJ19:
We fake it all too often, give us the goods! :D Who was the comedienne (female) who was talking about this? Girls fake orgasms because guys fake interest... :D
Jordy
03-05-2003, 09:08 PM
MJ19:
Are you going to hook up with RPrinz and her girly friends??? wink I'm going to hook up with anyone who wants to party and is in the vicinity. I have reason to celebrate and nobody around here wants to play with me, so phuck 'em all, I'm taking the party to a new location. :D
Kilrtoy:
{{{{{{{What's up with the fat dumpy guys driving the hot boats with the hot chics? }}}}}}}
What, they are just printing reality. Now HB is getting dinged for being real truthful. THATS A FIRST! Some of us are getting sick of 'reality stuff' I want some fantasy :D
jordanpaulk:
MJ19:
We fake it all too often, give us the goods! :D Who was the comedienne (female) who was talking about this? Girls fake orgasms because guys fake interest... :D I didn't mean fake an organsm.
Kilrtoy
03-05-2003, 09:11 PM
TATTOO bit the dust a few years back, but im sure Mr. Rorke would help you out...... DA PLANE DA PLANE DA PLANE BOSS
jordanpaulk:
I'm taking the party to a new location. :D Cruise on out to the country in your plaid shirt...we'll take you to the Maverick Bar & Saloon for a drunk'n time :D
TOBTEK
03-05-2003, 09:13 PM
If they change it, Ill never get in :D I have noticed the same thing over the years. That old dude, always with a white tshirt and some gal with huge fake (.) (.)'s......thats the only good thing latley :D
mbrown2
03-05-2003, 09:15 PM
MJ19:
mbrown2:
Can't you just imagine their rippling with muscles...you girls are supposed to be good at faking it anyways? j/k :) We fake it all too often, give us the goods! :D In reality, I think there was an actual letter sent to the magazine which highlighted this a couple of years back. Hot Boat actually kind of joked saying "did the females not like some of their test team members" and I forgot what else was said, but from a couple of years ago, I think the age of the test team members has decreased; probably from that letter...obviously, it has not dropped enough for you..so what are looking for? the high school football player, the college spring breaker, the tight bodied 30ish year old, the buff slight gut 40ish year old, or the few and far between no gut 50+ year old? :) :D :)
Kilrtoy
03-05-2003, 09:17 PM
We dont fake interest, we just lose it when we are through, Good niight going to bed now, i'm through, fresh batteries are in the down stairs cupboard
Jordy
03-05-2003, 09:21 PM
mbrown2:
the tight bodied 30ish year old, I'm not 30 yet and I already told her, I have a job now. :D
MJ, as far as a trip to the country, you never know what could happen. I may just have to make a road trip and tour Cali. Hell, this morning if asked what I was doing this weekend Vegas wouldn't have been a thought. Part of the beauty of being totally single and upwardly mobile. :D
skeepwerkzaz
03-05-2003, 09:26 PM
Jordy,
Do you have any interest in flying up there via the skeep express? I have a budy up there that just had a kid last week, and I am debating flying up there.
See-Ya,
Clay
jordanpaulk:
MJ, as far as a trip to the country, you never know what could happen. I may just have to make a road trip and tour Cali. Hell, this morning if asked what I was doing this weekend Vegas wouldn't have been a thought. Part of the beauty of being totally single and upwardly mobile. :D You know you're always welcome...especially if you bring me my boat...has Blown paid for it yet?
Jordy
03-05-2003, 09:32 PM
Fly to Vegas? I'm looking to go tear up the town and will be staying in North Vegas which would be the only problem I could see. It's up to you though. I'm game and willing to work out the details as we go along. :D
mbrown2:
so what are looking for? the high school football player, the college spring breaker, the tight bodied 30ish year old, the buff slight gut 40ish year old, or the few and far between no gut 50+ year old? :) :D :) I'd like to see a 20 something, ripped, tan, silky smooth skin, sharp facial features, dark hair, blue eyes, (blonds work too) hmmm let's see...big agumented cock bulging from their swim trunks...heee, KIDDING... :p wink
I think any half way desent man would be a fresh change...and the girls are fine...but they should have equal counter parts... :D
Jordy
03-05-2003, 09:35 PM
MJ19:
especially if you bring me my boat...has Blown paid for it yet? Haven't seen one red cent from that guy. :confused: :D
mbrown2
03-05-2003, 09:38 PM
Well, Kevin lurks on the boards, and I think you were pretty descriptive...As the editor, he should not have an a problem filling that order... :)
mbrown2:
Well, Kevin lurks on the boards, and I think you were pretty descriptive...As the editor, he should not have an a problem filling that order... :) Are you giving Kevin a personal compliment on his body? eek! wink :D
skeepwerkzaz
03-05-2003, 09:41 PM
Transportation while in town can be an issue, I wasn't planning on hitting the town too hard, I am making this trip just to see my friends. But a little partying never hurt anyone right wink I was planning on flying into Henderson if that matters. Is that on the north side?
mbrown2
03-05-2003, 09:46 PM
MJ19:
mbrown2:
Well, Kevin lurks on the boards, and I think you were pretty descriptive...As the editor, he should not have an a problem filling that order... :) Are you giving Kevin a personal compliment on his body? eek! wink :D That would be a big NO.. :) .He is the editor and lurks on here, so if hears your request, maybe he might fill it by finding guys with the atributes you requested...actually, I have no idea what Kevin looks like
skeepwerkzaz:
Jordy,
Do you have any interest in flying up there via the skeep express? I have a budy up there that just had a kid last week, and I am debating flying up there.
See-Ya,
Clay Can the Skeep express stop by and pick me up? :D
Ohhhh...I thought you meant your quote to read as follows :) Good to hear that's not correct :D
mbrown2:
Well, Kevin lurks on the boards, and I think you were pretty descriptive...As the editor, he should not have an a problem filling that order...he's hot! :p :)
[ March 05, 2003, 09:50 PM: Message edited by: MJ19 ]
skeepwerkzaz
03-05-2003, 09:51 PM
Depends on where "there" is!
mbrown2
03-05-2003, 09:52 PM
:) putting words into my mouth...there are no sactuary's online :) :D
Jordy
03-05-2003, 10:01 PM
skeepwerkzaz:
I was planning on flying into Henderson if that matters. Is that on the north side? Henderscum is out east of Vegas. :D
Blown 472
03-06-2003, 05:51 AM
MJ19:
mbrown2:
so what are looking for? the high school football player, the college spring breaker, the tight bodied 30ish year old, the buff slight gut 40ish year old, or the few and far between no gut 50+ year old? :) :D :) I'd like to see a 20 something, ripped, tan, silky smooth skin, sharp facial features, dark hair, blue eyes, (blonds work too) hmmm let's see...big agumented cock bulging from their swim trunks...heee, KIDDING... :p wink
I think any half way desent man would be a fresh change...and the girls are fine...but they should have equal counter parts... :D No trouser trouts, ick foo. frown
Blown 472
03-06-2003, 05:52 AM
jordanpaulk:
MJ19:
especially if you bring me my boat...has Blown paid for it yet? Haven't seen one red cent from that guy. :confused: :D And just what do I get out of this dealio???
Blown 472:
And just what do I get out of this dealio??? You already got babe...don'tcha remember what it was? :rolleyes: :D
mbrown2:
:) putting words into my mouth...there are no sactuary's online :) :D Nope none... :D
Note: Blown has got'cha beat in the avatar section. wink
Blown 472
03-06-2003, 07:47 AM
MJ19:
Blown 472:
And just what do I get out of this dealio??? You already got babe...don'tcha remember what it was? :rolleyes: :D Something about you trying all your swimsuits on and sending me the pics??? am I close? :D
Blown 472:
No trouser trouts, ick foo. :( I thought you were into that kinky stuff??? :p wink :D
Blown 472
03-06-2003, 07:48 AM
MJ19:
mbrown2:
:) putting words into my mouth...there are no sactuary's online :) :D Nope none... :D
Note: Blown has got'cha beat in the avatar section. wink Hhehehehehehehe thats my homie. :D :D
Blown 472:
MJ19:
Blown 472:
And just what do I get out of this dealio??? You already got babe...don'tcha remember what it was? :rolleyes: :D Something about you trying all your swimsuits on and sending me the pics??? am I close? :D actually no...swimsuits and shoes were involved, but I wasn't :D
Blown 472
03-06-2003, 07:49 AM
MJ19:
Blown 472:
No trouser trouts, ick foo. :( I thought you were into that kinky stuff??? :p wink :D Sheesh, keep that a secret otherwise we get another who wants to workout thread. :D :p
Blown 472
03-06-2003, 07:50 AM
MJ19:
Blown 472:
MJ19:
Blown 472:
And just what do I get out of this dealio??? You already got babe...don'tcha remember what it was? :rolleyes: :D Something about you trying all your swimsuits on and sending me the pics??? am I close? :D actually no...swimsuits and shoes were involved, but I wasn't :D Funny, I still have not seen the ups man wif my box of stuff. No disco boat for you. :p
Blown 472:
Funny, I still have not seen the ups man wif my box of stuff. No disco boat for you. :p I have no control over the UPS system...come on fork out the bucks for my boatie...Please...Pretty Please :D
Blown 472
03-06-2003, 07:55 AM
MJ19:
Blown 472:
Funny, I still have not seen the ups man wif my box of stuff. No disco boat for you. :p I have no control over the UPS system...come on fork out the bucks for my boatie...Please...Pretty Please :D And as hard as I try I just cant wash the word gulible off my forhead. :D
Blown 472:
MJ19:
Blown 472:
No trouser trouts, ick foo. :( I thought you were into that kinky stuff??? :p wink :D Sheesh, keep that a secret otherwise we get another who wants to workout thread. :D :p Are you saying you need a "PUSH" like someone else on these boards??? hmmmm...interesting...very very interesting... :D
Blown 472
03-06-2003, 08:02 AM
Ok, now that is just wrong, I am bring my mcdonolds back up just thinking bout that. frown
Blown 472:
And as hard as I try I just cant wash the word gulible off my forhead. :D I'll wash it off there for you hot stuff once my boat arrives. wink :p :D
Blown 472:
Ok, now that is just wrong, I am bring my mcdonolds back up just thinking bout that. :( What does your hot beefy Micky D's have anything to do with it? :confused:
Blown 472
03-06-2003, 08:08 AM
MJ19:
Blown 472:
Ok, now that is just wrong, I am bring my mcdonolds back up just thinking bout that. :( What does your hot beefy Micky D's have anything to do with it? :confused: Surly girly today??? I was going to barf up b fast thinking about some sweaty mens stuff. :D
Blown 472:
Surly girly today??? I was going to barf up b fast thinking about some sweaty mens stuff. :D I don't want you to barf up your HOT BEEFY MICKY...
I know what your theme song is:
"OH Micky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey" :p :D
Blown 472
03-06-2003, 10:55 AM
MJ19:
Blown 472:
Surly girly today??? I was going to barf up b fast thinking about some sweaty mens stuff. :D I don't want you to barf up your HOT BEEFY MICKY...
I know what your theme song is:
"OH Micky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey" :p :D Wow, very nice, I dont know what to say. flabergasted. Thanks for the theme song thou. :D
Blown 472:
flabergasted Is that a code word for your secret love of trouser trouts? eek! :D
Blown 472
03-06-2003, 11:14 AM
MJ19:
Blown 472:
flabergasted Is that a code word for your secret love of trouser trouts? eek! :D Yeah that is it, is there nothing sacred?? must you disspell all my secrets on the internet?? :( :D
Blown 472:
must you disspell all my secrets on the internet?? :( :D Well with an avatar like that...a big manly thing (with a hole)...you spilt your beans all on your own :D
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