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topless

05-14-2003, 03:36 PM

Fine Tom....read this. :p
:D A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the
> > afternoon with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her
> > that
> > he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his
> > secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR
> > APARTMENT.'
> >
> > On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that
> > the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send
> > check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
> >
> > Dear Madam,
> > Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment.
> > I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the
> > apartment, I was under the impression that:
> > 1) it had never been occupied;
> > 2) that there was plenty of heat;
> > 3) That it was small enough to make me cozy and at home. However, I
> > found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't
> > any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
> >
> > Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check
> > for $250 with the following note:
> >
> > Dear Sir:
> > First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful
> > apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is
> > plenty
> > of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment
> > is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to
> > fill it, please do not blame the landlady.
> >
> > Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present
> > landlady!

roln 20s

05-14-2003, 03:39 PM

Fine Tom....read this. Thats funny. That should keep TB happy.
Roln 20s

GlastronGuy

05-14-2003, 03:39 PM

topless:
Posts: 661 5 more posts and topless will reveal her true identity.

Tom Brown

05-14-2003, 03:41 PM

Now we're getting somewhere. Thanks, Topless. :)
Nice job, 1step. :)
GlastronGuy, after reading those posts, I'm pretty sure I'm going to sell my Glastron and buy a Coleman canoe. :D

topless

05-14-2003, 03:42 PM

GlastronGuy:
topless:
Posts: 661 5 more posts and topless will reveal her true identity. Thank you Glastron. That was really nice of you to say. Oh by the way.....its 4 more now. :D

GlastronGuy

05-14-2003, 03:43 PM

Tom Brown:
Now we're getting somewhere. Thanks, Topless. :)
Nice job, 1step. :)
GlastronGuy, after reading those posts, I'm pretty sure I'm going to sell my Glastron and buy a Coleman canoe. :D Cool. The value of mine will then shoot up dramatically.
wink

1stepcloser

05-14-2003, 03:48 PM

Three college students stop at a cheap motel on their way to a spring break destination. Since they arrived after normal business hours, and there was no manager available, the night clerk was unsure how to charge the three for one room. He decided to charge the students $10.00 each. The students antied up the cash and went to sleep.
The following morning when the manager arrived, the clerk explained the the situation and was told that he over-charged the trio by $5.00. A refund would be in order.
The clerk, unable to figure how to divide $5.00 three ways, decided to refund $1.00 to each of the students and keep the remaining $2.00 for himself.
So, the three had originally paid $30.00 ($10.00 dollars each) and the clerk returned $1.00 to each of them, reducing their total expenditure to $9.00 each.
3 X 9.00 equals $27.00...
the clerk kept the remaining $2.00...
$27.00 plus $2.00 equals $29.00...
wheres the other dollar? :confused:

Havasu Hangin'

05-14-2003, 03:57 PM

1stepcloser:
Three college students stop at a cheap motel on their way to a spring break destination. Since they arrived after normal business hours, and there was no manager available, the night clerk was unsure how to charge the three for one room. He decided to charge the students $10.00 each. The students antied up the cash and went to sleep.
The following morning when the manager arrived, the clerk explained the the situation and was told that he over-charged the trio by $5.00. A refund would be in order.
The clerk, unable to figure how to divide $5.00 three ways, decided to refund $1.00 to each of the students and keep the remaining $2.00 for himself.
So, the three had originally paid $30.00 ($10.00 dollars each) and the clerk returned $1.00 to each of them, reducing their total expenditure to $9.00 each.
3 X 9.00 equals $27.00...
the clerk kept the remaining $2.00...
$27.00 plus $2.00 equals $29.00...
wheres the other dollar?The room was $27 ($25 + $2 tip) plus the $3 he refunded...
$27 + $3 = $30.

1stepcloser

05-14-2003, 04:00 PM

Well, yeah, if you use the new math... frown

1stepcloser

05-14-2003, 04:01 PM

By the way, how have you been? Long time with no communication. Burger King work out?

Havasu Hangin'

05-14-2003, 04:19 PM

1stepcloser:
By the way, how have you been? Long time with no communication. Burger King work out? Yes (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/37075/real24.wav), Burger King is keeping me hopping (http://161.58.5.90/12monkey/theory1.wav)....12 hour days (http://161.58.5.90/austin/failure.wav). Little HH's are growing fast (http://members.aol.com/sassywavs/wavs/family.wav)...
And you (http://members.aol.com/sassywavs/wavs/cramps.wav)? How is the checker business (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/21193/ground04.wav)?
http://www.lamer.net/avast.gif

Tom Brown

05-14-2003, 04:59 PM

OK, here's something...
This video kicks. :) (http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/mooseStomp.mpeg)

Mandelon

05-14-2003, 05:11 PM

Tom Brown:
OK, here's something...
This video kicks. :) (http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/mooseStomp.mpeg) More proof you Canadians are crazy!!! That doesn't happen in So Cal!! :D Drive by shootings maybe, but at least we're safe from wild moose attacks!

Tom Brown

05-14-2003, 05:17 PM

Tom Brown:
Come on, don't make me read song lyrics. :( FM, I hope I didn't hurt your feelings with this comment. I freely admit to preferring reading well written erotica (like your story) or seeing pictures of a dual jet drive setup to reading song lyrics. :)

1stepcloser

05-14-2003, 05:25 PM

Havasu Hangin':
Yes, Burger King is keeping me hopping....12 hour days.Quite a change, huh? (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/20605/gooni11.wav)
Little HH's are growing fast...And you?[/b]
Fortunately, some things dont change much... (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/32958/vinny05.wav)
How is the checker business?Excellent! (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/7075/bill03.wav) thank you...and hows the Tugboat? (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/55899/youngf16.wav)

FMluvswater

05-14-2003, 06:17 PM

Tom Brown:
Tom Brown:
Come on, don't make me read song lyrics. :( FM, I hope I didn't hurt your feelings with this comment. I freely admit to preferring reading well written erotica (like your story) or seeing pictures of a dual jet drive setup to reading song lyrics. :) I was crushed, Tom. :( wink
All better now though. :D
I completely understand the preferences too. :)
Thanks for clarifying just the same. :)

Jbb

05-14-2003, 06:18 PM

There once was a man from Nantuckett..... :D

FMluvswater

05-14-2003, 08:07 PM

BOATING RELATED DARWIN AWARD 2002
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft. boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every manoeuvre, no matter how much power was applied.
After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong.
A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath.
He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE ... Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer

Kilrtoy

05-14-2003, 08:21 PM

Was that a true untold story of topless

Tom Brown

05-14-2003, 09:24 PM

Hey Topless, how did you become so infamous? Can you hook me up?

Blown 472

05-15-2003, 04:18 AM

Tom, why dont you go **** yourself??? :D

sorry dog

05-15-2003, 05:50 AM

something interesting, fun, and exciting for me to read. Here ya Tom- this oughta keep you busy for a few minutes:
http://bigbelch.com/celebs/martha.gif
http://www.bigbelch.com/celebs/martha.wav

topless

05-15-2003, 06:29 AM

Tom Brown:
Hey Topless, how did you become so infamous? Can you hook me up? OK, be mean, then be nice, then be mean and a little funny then be really nice, then bash everyone (huh HOSS?) then deny everything. Worked for me. :D :D :D Look, I'm not even banned from the boards.

Tom Brown

05-15-2003, 08:44 AM

sorry dog:
Here ya Tom- this oughta keep you busy for a few minutes:
http://bigbelch.com/celebs/martha.gif Thanks, Dog. That Martha is HOT HOT HOT.
Blown 472:
Tom, why dont you go **** yourself??? :D What do you think I've been doing all this time?
topless:
OK, be mean, then be nice, then be mean and a little funny then be really nice, then bash everyone (huh HOSS?) then deny everything. Worked for me. :D :D :D I'll probably need some estrogen pills to do that properly.
Maybe the reason people tollerate the drama is we've all had a relationship with an unstable chick. One day you're prince charming who can do no wrong in torn underwear and a beer gut that's embarrassing to even a guy, and the next day you walk in the door and you're the biggest mother ****er who ever lived because you twisted the knob the wrong way. All of that pent up emotion and inner turmoil lead to harsh reactions and then guilt... and that leads to some seriously good sex. http://forums.***boat.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
... so let those moods swing. Kick my teeth in, bind my wounds, tear a strip off me, feel guilty... and then we can go at it until neither of us can walk. :)
topless:
Look, I'm not even banned from the boards. I think we should take a poll on that. :D
[ May 15, 2003, 10:02 AM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

Blown 472

05-15-2003, 09:33 AM

and the next day you walk in the door and you're the biggest mother ****er who ever lived because you twisted the knob the wrong way.
Why?? because, I, have a vagina.

topless

05-15-2003, 10:19 AM

To be quite honest, I actually don't have mood swings. I just enjoy seeing how some people on this forum tend to blow things out of proportion then complain to ***boat when in reality, alot of people here do just as much bashing as I do. The difference is that they (except for cat litter) are men and I am the one they bash so that makes them heros. I just don't complain about it. I know this is just a forum. I also know that there are many good people on here who I'm sure act much different in person.
In the meantime, bash away. :D wink

Tom Brown

05-15-2003, 01:47 PM

topless:
To be quite honest, I actually don't have mood swings.... no guilt sex? :(
My last girlfriend didn't have mood swings, either. As I recall, it was one hell of a ride considering her complete and total stability. :D
In my opinion, all of the emotion and yes, even some pent up sexual frustration and anxiety, is what makes women so amazing and wonderous. If a woman feels loved, she will be far more stable and happy than is possible if she isn't in love with someone. :)
I think it's about the same for guys except we know we need to get laid. It's the other stuff that's nagging at us emotionally that we don't have the first clue about and think doesn't affect us. :D
topless:
The difference is that they (except for cat litter) are men and I am the one they bash so that makes them heros.I haven't seen too many people bash you, although there are a few who seem to want to make you responsible for everything SammiJo says. Also, there are a few who can't let go of past conflicts. I wouldn't worry about those people. They are probably busy having a lot of guilt sex. :D
topless:
I also know that there are many good people on here who I'm sure act much different in person.I'm the same in person as I am on the boards. Either way, I'm a masturbating, bowel fixated, freak show.
topless:
In the meantime, bash away. :D wink Hey... how could I bash you? :)
[ May 15, 2003, 02:52 PM: Message edited by: Tom Brown ]

jlnorthrup122

05-15-2003, 01:50 PM

http://home.mchsi.com/~jlnorthrup122/wsb/media/340104/site1031.jpg
This One Time In Iraq Sadam husain had a boat. :D

Tom Brown

05-15-2003, 01:55 PM

He was an inboard guy. He deserved to get his ass bombed back into the 5th century. :D

jlnorthrup122

05-15-2003, 02:02 PM

He was an inboard guy. He deserved to get his ass bombed back into the 5th century. So that would make you a Jet man or out board ?

Tom Brown

05-15-2003, 02:06 PM

I'm an outboard guy at the moment. :)
Don't worry, if I get a boat with a different drive type I'll happily bash the 'other guys'. :D
It's all in fun. :)
... well, most of it. :D

jlnorthrup122

05-15-2003, 02:16 PM

Yeah I run out boards rite now to call this assnine but next month I plan on laying down the lines on a (hear comes the assnine) twin V-drive cat (Technically A v-drive is an inboard a sterndrive is an inboard-outboard) Built out of aluminum once I get my rig up and runnin Its douwn to the weld supply guy and I want the biggest bottle of strait argon yah got! :D
I will be posting pics when I get the plans drawn up Now that my woman finally got her ass a job shes gona pay her half of the bills Heh Heh! I was cosidering picking up a couple of Jaguar V12's to drop in her Scary! jawdrop

Tom Brown

05-15-2003, 06:31 PM

That's an interresting choice of engines. Can't you get more power out of a BBC with more reliability and lest cost?
I hope you don't forget about us when the project starts. It would be great to be teased with the odd picture. :)
-- Tom

jlnorthrup122

05-15-2003, 07:17 PM

I wont for get this place if I could just stay away long enough to get the auto cadd fired up I would have a little bit for yahs off the drawing board. I've been pricen jags and there goin real cheap these days but your probly rite about the rats I just want to be diff. I've kinda got an Idea on the over all on the lines kinda whant to mix up some stealth lines with a deep intierior and side windows (that will roll down and disapear) that go to the hatch in a fasion so s I can do a top that will slide out of the closed engine hatch & lock into the windshield for a sealed cockpit during shity weather. All to get my rig going is an inlet gide for the internal welder & an argon reglator the ones with the little marble in it soes I can get the argon dialed in. This welder I got would cost me $5,000.00 to replace I bought it for $150.00 off my old boss I fixed 5 rigs for him & got to the 6th and saw the box on the front for the spoolgun and found the spoolgun in a box on top of her & said hummmm So I told the boss that it was shot and said I would take it off his hands for parts and talked his ass down to $150.00 and got him to throw in the Spoolgun Can you say DEEEAL.