Why couldn't the boy go to see the pirate movie???

[mtndewdrops]

BECAUSE IT WAS RATED.......AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!! :rolleyes:
Okay that was a bit corny but my 11 year old told me that and I cracked up (I must be tired).
Lets hear another joke I can repeat to my kids...ANYBODY got any???

[hoolign]

wanna hear a dirty joke....three white horses fell im the mud eek!

[Hal]

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[hoolign]

**** ...i just spit my beer all over the computer
LMAO :D :D :D

[HighRoller]

You know why the monkey fell out of the tree?
Because he was dead!

[jlnorthrup122]

This dude was sittin out on his porch drinkin a beer watchen his wife mow the yard when the nabor bitch walked up to him in a rage and tolded him he should be hung. I replied I mean he replied I am why do you thing she is mowning the yard? :D

[FMluvswater]

Christopher Robin saw Piglet peering into the toilet. "Piglet what are you doing?"
Piglet looked nervously between Christopher and the task,
"Oh Christopher Robin, well what I am doing that is er well I er what I mean to say well what I am doing well I I I'm I'm ... oh I'm lookin for Pooh!"