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Jbb
10-08-2003, 01:49 PM
1.Can you cry under water?
2.How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated, instead of just murdered?
3 If money doesn't grow on tree$, then why do bank$ have branches$?
4.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
5.Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
6 Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in, for eternity?
7.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
8.What did cured ham actually have?
9.How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
10.Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
11.If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
12.If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
13.Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
14.Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
15.How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
16.Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
17.If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
AND FINALLY...
18. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Ziggy
10-08-2003, 01:58 PM
Thing I've been wondering about is:
Why do Doctors "practice" medicine? Seems to me I'd rather they perfect it eek! :confused:

FMluvswater
10-08-2003, 09:08 PM
Those are really great questions ... I'd love to hear the experts in each field attempt to answer them and then I'd like to hear some kindergarden students answer them ... I'd hazard a bet that the kindergarden students would give the more plausible answers! :D

H2OT PURSUIT
10-08-2003, 09:42 PM
Why do they clean a place with alcohol before inserting a needle when they execute a man by lethal injection? It isn't like an infection will matter? Hell, for that matter why not use the same needle on all of them?