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Instigator28
08-09-2002, 06:44 AM
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle
[ August 09, 2002, 10:29 AM: Message edited by: Instigator28 ]

TOBTEK
08-09-2002, 07:38 AM
good investment advice! and alot more fun then watching wallstreet! :D

Lumpy
08-11-2002, 12:52 PM
Instigator28:
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycleHahaha! Great post Instigator!

lambertjr
08-11-2002, 05:54 PM
Damn! I stopped drinking beer a few years ago.