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Mandelon
01-23-2003, 06:27 AM
Just a big Haliburton brushed aluminum suitcase full of cash. The kind like they used to use on Miami Vice. You have no taxes to pay on it. Just piles of $100's. What are you gonna do with it?????? :confused: :confused: idea

Wet Dream
01-23-2003, 06:29 AM
Put it into a high interest account, continue working for one year, and live off the quarterly interest after.

superdave013
01-23-2003, 06:37 AM
I'ed spend it all on hookers!
I might not be smart but I aint no fag! :D

beached 1
01-23-2003, 06:39 AM
superdave013:
I'ed spend it all on hookers!
I might not be smart but I aint no fag! :D taking care of your little Superdave eh?
:D :D

Blown 472
01-23-2003, 06:40 AM
Find tha biggest crack pipe I could buy.

Liberator TJ1984
01-23-2003, 06:43 AM
Be a pimp and open a Whorehouse :D

superdave013
01-23-2003, 06:43 AM
beached 1:
superdave013:
I'ed spend it all on hookers!
I might not be smart but I aint no fag! :D taking care of your little Superdave eh?
:D :D Well, I've been investing in mutal funds once a month for the last 22 years and don't plan to stop any time soon.
So yeah, I'ed have fun with da cash. I'ed buy some hookers for all my friends too! :D :D

superdave013
01-23-2003, 06:44 AM
glad my wife don't read this shit! :rolleyes: argue :rolleyes:
Ya'll know I'm just kiddin right?

bmff
01-23-2003, 06:45 AM
Use it for a down payment for a fast boat and a years supply of fuel and a bottle of Solera.

JetBoatRich
01-23-2003, 06:55 AM
Have a lot of fun :D
and
Throw a big Hot Boat Party :p

beached 1
01-23-2003, 07:10 AM
superdave013:
I'ed buy some hookers for all my friends too! :D :D note to self. Add Superdave to Xmas card list.
:D

Jordy
01-23-2003, 08:37 AM
superdave013:
I'ed buy some hookers for all my friends too! :D :D What was it Charlie Sheen said regarding hookers??? Something to the effect of "I don't pay hookers to come over to my house. I pay them to leave."
Oh, and Merry Christmas SD. When's your birthday? :D

PUMP 'HER'
01-23-2003, 08:58 AM
[/qb][/QUOTE]What was it Charlie Sheen said regarding hookers??? Something to the effect of "I don't pay hookers to come over to my house. I pay them to leave."
Just wondering do you visit Sublime? Or is it just a coincidence the had this quote on there yesterday?

Jordy
01-23-2003, 09:44 AM
PUMP 'HER':
Just wondering do you visit Sublime? I haven't been on there for a while. Was that really the quote yesterday? I saw it somewhere a some time ago in a quotable quotes kind of dealio and have been waiting to use it. :D
[ January 23, 2003, 09:59 AM: Message edited by: jordanpaulk ]

78Eliminator
01-23-2003, 09:57 AM
Let's see:
Buy my grandma a new car.
Give my sister money to put a down on a new house.
Reroof my mothers house
Have a new fence installed around my house
Get a jacuzzi
Open and antique store with my girlfriend
Pay off my house and my credit card debt
Split the extra into groups of 200,000.00 savings accounts.

skeepwerkzaz
01-23-2003, 10:01 AM
........ :D eek! Titty Bar eek! :D ........

miller19j
01-23-2003, 10:03 AM
With my luck if I found a case like that it would have a bomb in it. :rolleyes:

78Eliminator
01-23-2003, 10:05 AM
miller19j:
With my luck if I found a case like that it would have a bomb in it. :rolleyes: LOL! Exactly!

Havasu Doug
01-23-2003, 10:13 AM
Mandelon:
Just a big Haliburton brushed aluminum suitcase full of cash. The kind like they used to use on Miami Vice. You have no taxes to pay on it. Just piles of $100's. What are you gonna do with it?????? :confused: :confused: idea I would borrow from myself to buy flashy cars and gaudy clothes, while keeping track of the money with IOU's. I'll pay it back later, cuz I'm good for it.
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spectras only
01-23-2003, 10:18 AM
I would dissappear for a while, disconnect the phone ,send a change of address to the post office,what else.......hmmm?

Froggystyle
01-23-2003, 10:38 AM
I'd use it to offset 1/3 of what this new boat company is costing!

gigamurph
01-24-2003, 02:31 PM
superdave013:
glad my wife don't read this shit! :rolleyes: argue :rolleyes:
Ya'll know I'm just kiddin right? The preceding message was brought to you by the "SuperDave013-Feeble-Attempt-to-Cover-His-Butt-Marriage-Preservation-Society"!
:p

gigamurph
01-24-2003, 02:35 PM
A $1,000,000? First thing I'd have to do is buy stock in Advil! Why? Because I'm gettin' a friggin' headache just thinkin' of the things I could do! :D

mbrown2
01-24-2003, 02:40 PM
Froggystyle:
I'd use it to offset 1/3 of what this new boat company is costing! Froggy, not sure if you have posted info before about it, but lets hear the details on Trident Boats? Don't mean to Hijack this thread...

Havasu Cig
01-24-2003, 02:44 PM
You could invest in the stock market, and then lose your ass... :mad: :mad:

mbrown2
01-24-2003, 02:44 PM
I would put into some safe interest bearing accounts, and start using the interest dividends to payoff current house, river house, boats, etc...(all the while, keep working and putting into our current investments), after the houses and toys are paid off, figure out a way to retire early on a fixed income off the investments, so I could boat or golf everyday for the rest of this life...

superdave013
01-24-2003, 02:55 PM
gigamurph:
superdave013:
glad my wife don't read this shit! :rolleyes: argue :rolleyes:
Ya'll know I'm just kiddin right? The preceding message was brought to you by the "SuperDave013-Feeble-Attempt-to-Cover-His-Butt-Marriage-Preservation-Society"!
:p HOOKERS BRAH! HOOKERS :D :D

bchbum
01-24-2003, 04:54 PM
I would buy froggy's 8 pump boat j/k

Mandelon
01-24-2003, 05:18 PM
There's no such thing as a high yield account anymore, and if you put it in stocks you would soon have $500,000. Buy stuff and it depreciates...
I would buy a bunch of apartment buildings, in growing cities like Lake Havasu, and use the cash flow to make the payments on the new boat, and whatever toys I can't live without.
Apartments are pretty much inflation proof, I'd get to write off my River trips, and every 5 years or so you can refi and take out enough cash to buy another building.........mmmmm no more work! :D :D wink

RiverToysJas
01-24-2003, 05:27 PM
$1,000,000 Dollars eek! ..... We'd pay off the house first. Then replace the Tahoe and Del Sol with a Burb & BMW. Then probably put a second floor on the house, and maybe a pool. The left overs would go into Bonds or some other low interest, low risk investment. In a few years we'd look into property at the river. I'm sure a custom chopper would find it's way into my garage at some point too...Oh to dream.... :rolleyes:
RTJas :D

DUCKY
01-24-2003, 05:29 PM
I would buy a house for cash, payoff my toys, and attempt to safely invest in the remainder.
[ January 24, 2003, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: DUCKY ]

ROZ
01-24-2003, 05:29 PM
Mandelon:
There's no such thing as a high yield account anymore, and if you put it in stocks you would soon have $500,000. Buy stuff and it depreciates...
I would buy a bunch of apartment buildings, in growing cities like Lake Havasu, and use the cash flow to make the payments on the new boat, and whatever toys I can't live without.
Apartments are pretty much inflation proof, I'd get to write off my River trips, and every 5 years or so you can refi and take out enough cash to buy another building.........mmmmm no more work! :D :D wink Aside from keeping some cash burried in the backyard, you read my mind. wink

77charger
01-24-2003, 05:31 PM
id hit vegas and double it then go to the crazyhorsetoo while i am in town. :) :) :D

77charger
01-24-2003, 05:32 PM
oh and wont tell my wife. :) :)

Unchained
01-24-2003, 05:37 PM
I'd do the same thing I do now but with less debt load. :D

sandblasted
01-24-2003, 05:48 PM
Froggystyle:
I'd use it to offset 1/3 of what this new boat company is costing! Question..who's gonna have the best gel coats, your company or Ultra? :D :D

RiverToysJas
01-24-2003, 05:50 PM
77charger:
id hit vegas and double it then go to the crazyhorsetoo while i am in town. :) :) :D Double it my ass!!! I know you better than that!!! You'd hit Crazyhorse first thing and get 40,000 $20 table dances and 25,000 $8 beers. wink Every stripper in Vegas would be driving a new vette by the time you left!!! :cool:
RTJas :D
[ January 24, 2003, 05:53 PM: Message edited by: RiverToysJas ]

Mandelon
01-24-2003, 05:53 PM
:D :D :D Hookers=Good

VillainDave
01-25-2003, 01:25 PM
Buy a $3500.00 massage chair and continue to think about what I'm gonna do with the money!

Stupid Fast
01-25-2003, 01:56 PM
I would quit my job and go back to school and get a degree. I figure if I can do this well without a degree imagine what I could do with a degree :D :D
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Oh, I would trade my wife in for a newer model. :rolleyes: :D

Froggystyle
01-25-2003, 02:52 PM
sandblasted:
Froggystyle:
I'd use it to offset 1/3 of what this new boat company is costing! Question..who's gonna have the best gel coats, your company or Ultra? :D :D Who do you think? hehe

Froggystyle
01-25-2003, 02:54 PM
mbrown2:
Froggystyle:
I'd use it to offset 1/3 of what this new boat company is costing! Froggy, not sure if you have posted info before about it, but lets hear the details on Trident Boats? Don't mean to Hijack this thread... Everything is being kept very close right now, but if you drop a line to wes@tridentboats.com I will add you to the info list.
People on the list will "know things"...

Mandelon
01-25-2003, 06:10 PM
Wes, best of luck on your new company. You're a brave man.

bigerich
01-25-2003, 11:10 PM
I would buy a cheap house, put a pole and strobe lights in the living room, and have non stop strippers there. Oh yeah I would buy a new boat too, plus lots of motorcycles!!!!

THATJEFFGUY
01-26-2003, 11:56 AM
Put half on "6"...the other half on "8"....hope the dice are nice to ya..and keep pressin' it up !!

Dusty Times
01-26-2003, 01:23 PM
Bigger boats and wouldn't have to worry about loading the boat on the trailer cause I aint leaving the water. I'll hire somebody to go to work for me.

1Bahnerjet
01-26-2003, 01:29 PM
START A BOAT COLLECTION :D