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beached 1
08-29-2003, 07:21 AM
The wife comes into my office this morning,
"Hey you got any 1's on you? I want graba coffee on my way to work."
I say,
"well let's see, that's 5 lap dances you owe me."
She goes, "5! I saw you drop 50 bucks in a chicks G string in Vegas once!! :mad: "
talk about a hanging curve ball :D
I said, "You don't look like her."
BOOM! :D
I guess I won't be getting any tonight :D
Don't get me worng. My wife is beautiful. But she's the queen of chop. I have to take my shots when I can.

NastyOne
08-29-2003, 07:23 AM
That is to funny. You should have made her give you a lap dance right there. :D

Warlock28
08-29-2003, 07:24 AM
It gonna be a long Weeekend!
:D :D :D

beached 1
08-29-2003, 07:30 AM
Warlock,
Yeah, can I crash on your couch tonight? I live right above Wildwood cyn. :D

OGShocker
08-29-2003, 07:33 AM
eek! LMAO!! :D :D
Words are like bullets. Once they fly out, there is no getting them back in.
Go buy her a G-string, tell her to put it on. Then tell her she is the best damn thing you have ever seem in a G. Next . . . . this is important . . . BEG for forgiveness! It might hurt your knees but, you just might get back in the game;-)
Just trying to help a brother out. Good luck.

betty boop
08-29-2003, 09:43 AM
you might want to invest in a bullet proof vest on your way home from work!!!!

Kilrtoy
08-29-2003, 10:07 AM
Go buy her a G-string, tell her to put it on.
You are assuming she doesnt own one......
Great answer love it....

OGShocker
08-29-2003, 11:37 AM
Kilrtoy:
Go buy her a G-string, tell her to put it on.
You are assuming she doesnt own one......
Great answer love it.... OK, point taken.
He may have to send picture so we can make sure, either way.
:D
Nevermind. :rolleyes:
He might want to ask her for that quite yet. wink

JetBoatRich
08-30-2003, 08:12 PM
> > Subject: Good Dog
> >
> > A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to takeoff when another
>man
> > with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seats beside him.
> >
> > The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking
>quizzically
> > at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the airline.
> >
> > The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he is a sniffing dog, the
>best
> > there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."
> >
> > The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first
> > man,"Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search."
> >
> > Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for
>a
> > few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the
>handler's arm.
> >
> > He says "Good boy."
> >
> > The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in
> > possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat
>number for the
> > police who will apprehend her on arrival."
> >
> > "Fantastic!" replies the first man.
> >
> > Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about,
>sits
> > down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and places two
> > paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says, "That man is carrying
>cocaine,
> > so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."
> >
> > "I like it!" says the first man.
> >
> > A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up
>and
> > down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone. He then
>comes
> > racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and shits all over the place.
> >
> > The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a supposedly
> > well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going on?"
> >
> > The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb"!
> >
> >