HammerDown
08-06-2003, 04:31 AM
An American, a Mexican and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Iraqi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The American, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. He says, "In America, we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice." :D
[ August 06, 2003, 05:32 AM: Message edited by: HammerDown ]
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Iraqi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The American, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. He says, "In America, we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice." :D
[ August 06, 2003, 05:32 AM: Message edited by: HammerDown ]