Sandbar Daily HUMOR!!

[hot_diggity_dog]

For them slow Day's on the boards. :D
I got home late last night. eek!
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724012.jpg
And in the Master bedroom this is what I find. :mad:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724bestfriend.jpg
HDD :cool:

[hot_diggity_dog]

I Just asked her a simple question and this is what I get? :confused: :confused:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724beaver_shave.gif
HDD :cool:

[MJ19]

hot_diggity_dog:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724beaver_shave.gif That's a pretty funny one LOL

[hot_diggity_dog]

How about the new M & M slogan! :D
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724m_m.jpg
HDD :cool:

[hot_diggity_dog]

The new French Army knife. :p :p
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724french_knife-med.jpg
HDD :cool:

[Blown 472]

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/19coma.jpg

[hot_diggity_dog]

The Gyno convention!
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/724gynoconvention.jpg
HDD :cool:

[PussyPusher]

love that last one

[Tom Brown]

This isn't the greatest but there are a couple of decent ones:
Emergency symbols (http://www.dleepow.us/emergency.html)

[Jungle Boy]

Tom, I see you've moved.

[hot_diggity_dog]

WTF I devil
[ April 17, 2003, 02:42 PM: Message edited by: hot_diggity_dog ]

[hot_diggity_dog]

WTF II devil
[ April 17, 2003, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: hot_diggity_dog ]

[hot_diggity_dog]

Assaulted!!!
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724image3.jpg
HDD :cool:

[hot_diggity_dog]

A few for Friday! :D
Marriage eek!
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724pic27928-med.jpg
Sex Education :p
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724nun1.jpg
Clinton yuk
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724osamaclinton.jpg
HDD :cool:

[MJ19]

hot_diggity_dog:
Clinton yuk
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724osamaclinton.jpg LOL :D

[Eric455]

MJ19:
hot_diggity_dog:
Clinton yuk
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724osamaclinton.jpg LOL :D this one toped it all. very freeeekin funny
lmfao!!!

[spectratoad]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/307Morning2.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/307taste_like_chicken.JPG
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/307moab-med.jpg Mother of all bombs! :D :D

[hot_diggity_dog]

And today is one of those slow day's on the boards.
Enjoy them.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724adopted-med.jpg
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724ATT71651-med.jpg
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724charlie.jpg
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724computerdatingagency.jpg
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/724Discreet.jpg
Hot (trying to keep the humor on the boards) wink Diggity Dog :cool:

[hot_diggity_dog]

A few more for your Friday!!! :D :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55typicalmale.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55slut.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55sayit.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55oops4.jpg
HDD :cool:

[Laveyman]

Keep em cumming! :D

[Caribbean Jet]

That made my day, lets get some more...

[hot_diggity_dog]

Ok a few more then!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55Tom_brown.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55att2.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55jaguar.jpg
HDD :cool:

[FMluvswater]

:D :D :D
No new ones today? :( How about tomorrow then? Please. :)
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[jus a baker]

hell i love em :cool:

[hot_diggity_dog]

Women sometimes
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55NEX15.jpg
I said the rope
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55rope.jpg
I need just a second and I'll be ready for ya
http://www.orsm.net/comics/comics12/images/comics20.jpg
Tanning
http://www.orsm.net/comics/comics10/images/comics14.jpg
HDD :cool:

[FMluvswater]

LMAO! The shadow one got an out loud chuckle! Can hardly wait for tomorrow's, HDD. :D :D This is a fabulous idea. I'm glad you take the time to do it. :)
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[hot_diggity_dog]

http://www.orsm.net/comics/comics10/images/comics16.jpg
http://www.orsm.net/comics/comics09/images/comics16.jpg
HDD :cool:

[spectratoad]

Subject: Pearly Gates...
A man appears before the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing..." the man offers.
"Once, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone,
but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most
heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his
bike over, ripped out his nose ring, threw it on the ground and told
him, 'leave her alone now or you'll answer to me !!' "
St. Peter was impressed.
"When did this happen???"
"Just a couple of minutes ago....."

[spectratoad]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/307jefflunch.JPG

[NOTALENT]

man those are funny..made my day.

[FMluvswater]

:) :) :)
Thanks for posting those HDD and spectratoad.
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[hot_diggity_dog]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/5524OJ.bmp
HDD :cool:

[spectratoad]

Be very carefull this summer!!! eek!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/307dicasoreass.jpg :D

[FMluvswater]

http://www.mschulze.bizland.com/images/lachen70.gif LMMFGDAO!!!! :D :D :D Thank-you spectratoad!!! Sides hurt! :D
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[FMluvswater]

Uhhh hello what happened to DAILY?? wink
HDD? spectratoad? somebody? I hope one of you'll post something later today (pleeeeeeease? :D ). I really enjoy the funnies. :)
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[spectratoad]

OK Fm I will try to keep up with your needs!! :D wink
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/307atsea.jpg

[spectratoad]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/307Musicalf_1.JPG

[spectratoad]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/307Never-flirt1-med.JPG jawdrop

[hot_diggity_dog]

Classic Spectra,
Very time consuming and much appreciated wink :D
HDD :cool:

[FMluvswater]

I second that motion!! Thank you and bless your smutty lil heart spectratoad!! LMAO!! Those are great!!! :D :D :D Shared the at sea one with my friend and she loved it so much she saved it! :D Damn funny!! Tomorrow there'll be new ones I hope? :) My face is hurting from grinning! :D It is so unfair you can't just keep giving people stars every time they deserve them. :)
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[spectratoad]

And I used to be in the Navy so I know how it is!! eek!

[Mandelon]

spectratoad:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/307Never-flirt1-med.JPG jawdrop Guess that water is not too cold.. :D :D

[hot_diggity_dog]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55hopeless.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55marriedlife1.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55lights.jpg
HDD :cool:

[spectratoad]

Good Ones HDD :D :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/307ihavecon.JPG
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/307alien.JPG
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/307horbunny.JPG

[FMluvswater]

Grr! :mad: Stuff and double stuff! Double posts rot. :(
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bellhousing
[ August 07, 2003, 01:59 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

[FMluvswater]

HDD and spectratoad you guys rule!!! :D :D :D Damn, I'm still laughing!!! :D :D I so appreciate you taking the time to find and post this stuff! :)
Edit: HDD I thought I shot you 5 a long time ago ... I hadn't but I just did! :) This thread was a capital idea. Me likies. :)
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[ August 07, 2003, 02:07 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]

[hot_diggity_dog]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55implants.jpg
HDD :cool:

[hot_diggity_dog]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55Research.jpg
HDD :cool:

[hot_diggity_dog]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/55KARTOONZ_4-0-med.jpg
See you next week off to the lake today. wink
Have a great weekend! :D
HDD :cool:

[FMluvswater]

Those were great HDD! :D :D Have a great weekend! Can hardly wait for my Monday funnies fix! :D
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[jlnorthrup122]

Hello FM I see your chillin with your kid(S) just like myself tonight! frown

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

LMAO!!! HDD those are too funny. Keep up the pics. :D jawdrop

[FMluvswater]

Hi jl,
I read that you were stuck at home with your kids when you'd rather be out having fun. I feel for you. :(
I hope you find a way to have a pleasant evening anyway. :)
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[MRS FLYIN VEE]

He will and we will we are all together!LOL :D wink

[jlnorthrup122]

were one happy family! :D
I see Mrs FlyinVee be here today how you doin!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I'm doin great JL thank you for asking. How is the family? Just sittin here with my hubby looking over some blue prints for 7 jobs coming up. We have our work cut out for us for a couple of months I think. :D wink

[jlnorthrup122]

FM I will be alrite thanks for asken I should be out partying with the monster truck crews that are here in town but well I gotta watch the girls sleep but its all good I love my kids and they get a kick outa driving me nuts so its a win win here deary!
So how do you like looking over those mechanical drawings Mrs FV? I hate those drawings espacially when they put the electrical and heating on them to in your case!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

They do get pretty confusing sometimes. The electical and all that start running all together after too many fuzzy navels. I usually let the hubby look at them. and I just right up the estimates and stay clear of the hard part which to me is reading the darn things. :D

[jlnorthrup122]

I don't blame you one bit on that I stay away from them to now! :D
I went to college for architecture and well I left my motor runnin in the wife one night and well whala prego its in there! so I tried to stay in school but I was working from 4:00 am to 4:30PM them getting cleaned up and going to scholl from 6:00PM to 11:00pm Then getting home @ 11:30pm and getting like 3 hrs of sleep kicked my ass! Went from strait A's To strait F's in no time! :confused: :D
but its all good now I enjoy my new job and the peeps are cool there! So it all works out! I think I will be having them open up shop in vegas with me in the pic in the near future! :)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Thats great. But the family is more important for you right now. Once the kids get older maybe you can go back. It's never too late. We learn something new everyday and we never stop learning. That is one of the better things in life. wink

[FMluvswater]

HDD? spectratoad? It's Monday. Where's the ha ha's? :) Pretty please? :)
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[Mr.Dunlap]

[IMG]http://www.press-x.com/funny/images/images/cartoon/cartoon1.jpg

[hot_diggity_dog]

Need some help? wink
http://www.press-x.com/funny/images/images/cartoon/cartoon1.jpg
HDD :cool:

[FMluvswater]

LMFAO! :D More please? Monday is the longest day of the week. wink
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[FMluvswater]

bump :) Is anyone gonna post funnies today?
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[hot_diggity_dog]

http://www.joecartoon.com/media/images/comics/comicbark/comicbark3.gif
Have a great weekend!
HDD :cool:

[spectratoad]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/307carbreast.JPG :D :D

[FMluvswater]

:D :D :D
Hope you both have a great weekend. :)
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[spectratoad]

packing old house and getting ready to move to new one, have drill with the guard and the boat is sitting on the back yard and it is supposed to be in the 90's.
:o You have a good weekend also though.

[FMluvswater]

Thanks, spectratoad. :)
You moving within city limits or to another city? If it's none of my business say so. :) I never know what questions are okay to ask, so I just ask anyway. :D Hot weather, moving and boat sitting in the yard? Hmmm. :(
Well at the very least I can still wish you to have a moving day that goes smoothly and at least one thing to happen that makes you laugh out loud this weekend! :)
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piston sprayers

[hot_diggity_dog]

Very slow today.
http://www.darkosiris.com/albums/Amusements/BUNGEE.gif
HDD :cool:
[ August 18, 2003, 01:39 PM: Message edited by: hot_diggity_dog ]

[JetBoatRich]

Chicken Joke.....
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said:
SLOW:
SCHOOL CROSSING
Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."
So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign:
SLOW:
CHILDREN AT PLAY
That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks.
Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign."
He was going to let the Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.
The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity go the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call.
"How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."
He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..."
So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:
NUDIST COLONY
Go slow and watch out for the chicks!

[FMluvswater]

I like that one JBR! :D Funnier still cuz I think it'd actually work! LOL! :)
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[spectratoad]

FMluvswaterbabe:
Thanks, spectratoad. :)
You moving within city limits or to another city? If it's none of my business say so. :) I never know what questions are okay to ask, so I just ask anyway. :D Hot weather, moving and boat sitting in the yard? Hmmm. :(
Well at the very least I can still wish you to have a moving day that goes smoothly and at least one thing to happen that makes you laugh out loud this weekend! :)
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piston sprayers Just moving about ten miles down the road but to a bigger house and yard.
I should be packing this weekend but I am saying, F it and going to Tower Park and goping to enjoy the boat and some brews.

[imirsh1]

Do you know why no red_necked murders are solved???
They all have the same D.N.A. and there arent any dental records!!!!

[FMluvswater]

spectratoad:
Just moving about ten miles down the road but to a bigger house and yard.
I should be packing this weekend but I am saying, F it and going to Tower Park and going to enjoy the boat and some brews. Oh wow the new place sounds great, spectratoad! :D As for packing, I think your idea is the smarter one. :) Down time is a good thing. :) It just might help things go smoother on moving day. wink :) Take care, eh. :D
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[FMluvswater]

imirsh1:
Do you know why no red_necked murders are solved???
They all have the same D.N.A. and there arent any dental records!!!! LOL'd at the joke and then read your siggy and laughed even harder! I gotta start requesting change back for my boat fund!! :D LOL!
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[MagicMtnDan]

http://www.envirobx.com/remote.jpg

[FMluvswater]

:D :D :D
Thanks for the chuckle MMD! :)
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[NastyOne]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/658truth.jpg
This one is funny as hell!
Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick
packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that
the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get
there.
When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Roy give
me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy
"I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried,
He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from
home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it.
But he
refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.
After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise
lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees.
So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and
he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a
promise.
Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a
promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a
sandwich each,
and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and
shouts. "YOU BASTARDS, I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT ****ING GOING!"

[FMluvswater]

http://www.mschulze.bizland.com/images/lachen70.gif LMMFGDAO!! Siiigghh. Thanks. :D :D :D
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[spectratoad]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/307Military_Cutbacks_19373.JPG

[spectratoad]

OUCH!!!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/307Was_his-med.JPG cry

[hot_diggity_dog]

Man is it slow today in here! wink
http://www.darkosiris.com/albums/Amusements/BUNGEE.gif
http://www.darkosiris.com/albums/Amusements/nurse.jpg
http://www.darkosiris.com/albums/Amusements/g13.jpg
HDD :cool:

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by spectratoad
OUCH!!!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/307Was_his-med.JPG cry
Dunno how or why I missed that until now but damn that's funny!! :D
HDD those are really funny red x's j/k ;) :D LOL! I'll have to copy/paste properties and look at 'em in a new window. :)

[hot_diggity_dog]

Dunno how or why I missed that until now but damn that's funny!! :D
HDD those are really funny red x's j/k ;) :D LOL! I'll have to copy/paste properties and look at 'em in a new window. :)
I think we need to fire this thread up again! :p
Hey Spectratoad where you at! :cool:
HDD :cool:

[FMluvswater]

I think we need to fire this thread up again! :p
Hey Spectratoad where you at! :cool:
HDD :cool:
But if you two do that I'll have two new heroes! :eek: ;) :D

[FMluvswater]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/Rexsupport.jpg

[FMluvswater]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/adult_dog_store.jpg

[H20 Toie]

So how many years are you going to bump this thread :) ,except you missed it by a month this year.

[Coleitis22]

The Gyno convention!
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/724gynoconvention.jpg
HDD :cool:
That is a classic.

[FMluvswater]

So how many years are you going to bump this thread :) ,except you missed it by a month this year.
As many as it takes for HDD and spectratoad to get a HINT! I want more funnies! :D

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

Tanning
http://www.orsm.net/comics/comics10/images/comics14.jpg
HDD :cool:
So that's why?????????????????http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_1_125.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZN')

[FMluvswater]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/physfitnote.jpg

[FMluvswater]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/lifepleasures.jpg

[RVRGIRL]

Those are great. I needed a little laugh.. Keep them coming.

[Dusty Times]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/physfitnote.jpg
Sounds like my new company policy :rollside:

[FMluvswater]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/friendshipprayer.jpg