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Mandelon
02-02-2003, 04:48 PM
I have some Spam spam.......It comes in a Can....
http://www.spam.com/assets/hp/GoodGone3_animation.gif
[ February 02, 2003, 05:19 PM: Message edited by: Mandelon ]

NEW 2 RIVER
02-02-2003, 06:00 PM
would you fry it in a pan? :D

nhbuoy
02-02-2003, 06:03 PM
...or right out of the can?

Sleek-Jet
02-02-2003, 06:03 PM
I would, I would fry my Spam in a pan if it came in a can!

superdave013
02-02-2003, 06:15 PM
You could buy a used 455 olds oil pan to fry that spam! :D

riverliver
02-02-2003, 06:38 PM
Oh SPAM(tm)! Oh SPAM(tm)! Gourmet delight!
My food by day, my dreams by night.
To carve, to slice, to dice you up -
pureed in a blender and sipped from a cup.
What shining deity from Olympus knelt
down to the earth and hog butt smelt?
Creating then man's eternal desire
for swine entrails congealed by fire.
On some corporate farm, a pig has died.
Eyes, tongue, and snout end up inside
that cube of SPAM(tm) hidden in the can
I now hold in my trembling hand.
More than mere food, SPAM(tm) is for me
a hedonistic expression of gluttonous glee.
Mottled with pork fat, the pink cube engrosses.
My mouth takes it in, my intestine disposes.
Long have my arteries clogged to the sound
of sizzling SPAM(tm) when there's no one around -
furtively chewing or swallowing whole.
Triple bypass by forty, my medical goal.
Other processed meat products I've tried or declined
Vienna Sausages, Treet, even pig's feet in brine.
Though each may be tasty in different ways,
none matches SPAM(tm) for gelatinous glaze.
That glistening pinkness beckons me
with gristle, fat, and BHT.
Oh SPAM(tm), my SPAM(tm) - the taste, the smell!
The sacred meat product, from Hormel.

Mandelon
02-02-2003, 07:20 PM
Would you, could you, eat Spam at night?

Sleek-Jet
02-02-2003, 07:26 PM
I could, I would, if it was bright!!

riverliver
02-02-2003, 07:32 PM
http://www.mentaljokes.com/images/frcookie.gif

Sleek-Jet
02-02-2003, 07:37 PM
riverliver:
http://www.mentaljokes.com/images/frcookie.gif Woof! I think that belongs over in the "show us your dog" thread

spectratoad
02-02-2003, 08:58 PM
Riverliver, you either did the cut and paste or you have a whole lot of time on your hands. :D :D

Raskal
02-02-2003, 09:07 PM
Sleek-Jet:
riverliver:
http://www.mentaljokes.com/images/frcookie.gif Woof! I think that belongs over in the "show us your dog" thread here kitty kitty eek!

RiverKitty
02-02-2003, 09:41 PM
Raskal:
here kitty kitty eek! http://www.bobbyhayden.com/re.gif

Mandelon
02-03-2003, 08:08 AM
Would you, could you, on a boat?

Charley
02-03-2003, 08:12 AM
I wouldn't cause i heard "Spam" crap floats! wink

XLGPP
02-03-2003, 08:16 AM
LMFAO

Blown 472
02-03-2003, 08:17 AM
Mandelon:
Would you, could you, on a boat? In a box with a fox?

mbrown2
02-03-2003, 08:20 AM
In a thread, where it may be mis-read?

Blown 472
02-03-2003, 08:26 AM
On a BOAT with a goat??

Mandelon
02-03-2003, 01:21 PM
Only if the Spam could float.
Would you, could you, on a train?
In Jamaica with an Alpaca????
[ February 03, 2003, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: Mandelon ]