Middle age

[Cheap Thrills]

eek! As I am rapidly approaching middle age, I have discovered a couple of things losing my trust .
Polititions and Farts ! :o scuse me while I clean up.. LMFAO!
Question for those that have crossed the bridge .
Anything else I should look out for ?
:confused:

[Jungle Boy]

- Hairy ears.
- Watch TV over sex.
- Loud music irritates you.
- If you see a real nice girl walking down the street, you think about ****ing her Mom.

[Cheap Thrills]

Jungle Boy:
- Hairy ears. ~~ getting there `~~
- Watch TV over sex.~~ ?? sex ?? whats that ??
- Loud music irritates you. ~~ only if it's Rap ~~
- If you see a real nice girl walking down the street, you think about ****ing her Mom. ~~ now that you mention it ~~

[HOSS]

In your case Cheap Thrills I`d say having sexual fantasies with the same gender.
Just another helpful hint from your buddy in Karma,,,,HOSS. :p

[Kim Hanson]

Its not so bad, you start getting crazy shit for no reason~~~it was the right color!
Music~~~the louder the better!
TV~~~~~~what the hell is that!
Women~~~I'am sure I can do her and her Mom~~~then wonder if she's got any sisters kicking around :D wink
People say just watch, when you hit 40! The beer belly is going to happen on your ass Kim~~~I weigh the same as I did when I was 20, maybe I need to drink lots of beer..got to go the Beer Truck is making a delivery :D
[ October 12, 2003, 03:15 PM: Message edited by: Kim Hanson ]

[JetBoatRich]

when is middle age eek!

[Trailer Park Casanova]

JetBoatRich:
when is middle age eek! When your hair turns grey,
And your balls turn blue.
Ya try to get a little,
And your dick bends in the middle,
Did it every occur to you?

[JetBoatRich]

Thanks TPC, only from the list right now. wink
Hair color eek! better watch the rest of the list cry

[Trailer Park Casanova]

Cheap Thrills:
eek! As I am rapidly approaching middle age, I have discovered a couple of things losing my trust .
Polititions and Farts ! :o scuse me while I clean up.. LMFAO!
Question for those that have crossed the bridge .
Anything else I should look out for ?
:confused: Good news is Rogaine and Propecia work very well.
At least for me they do.
[ October 12, 2003, 03:16 PM: Message edited by: Trailer Park Casanova ]

[BajaMike]

How about the eyes?? I still have 20/20 vision, but up close I've got to use reading glasses...it's a pain!
:confused:
Mike

[jbtrailerjim]

Trailer Park Casanova:
JetBoatRich:
when is middle age eek! When your hair turns grey,
And your balls turn blue.
Ya try to get a little,
And your dick bends in the middle,
Did it every occur to you? Guess I'm not middle aged yet. :D

[Cheap Thrills]

HOSS:
In your case Cheap Thrills I`d say having sexual fantasies with the same gender.
Just another helpful hint from your buddy in Karma,,,,HOSS. :p I hate to dissappoint you again Hoss,,
But I still like the opposite sex ,,.. :p
yes yes I know,
but your the one with the caption ..
"Gotta love those bench racing fags!"
well Ummm .. No I dont , but you can love them all you want to lil buddy , after all,
arent birds of a feather suppose to flock together ?? wink
C.T.
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[missboatnam1]

i think men get more attractive with age, and a hell of alot smarter......
so dont be filling bad about it, now us women, i fill like its all down hill if ya know what im mean......gravity takes a toll!! wink

[carreraboat]

- If you see a real nice girl walking down the street, you think about ****ing her Mom. [/QB][/QUOTE]
jb you crack me up

[Dr. Eagle]

carreraboat:
- If you see a real nice girl walking down the street, you think about ****ing her Mom. jb you crack me up [/QB][/QUOTE]
What's scary is it is true...

[gigamurph]

"i think men get more attractive with age, and a hell of alot smarter......"-missboatnam1
If this is true then I must be more attractive than a flame to a crapload of suicidal moths! :p
Gonna see you and Jim this weekend? :D

[missboatnam1]

hey gig, no, gotta work AGAIN!! but i havent forgot the pepper steak you owe us!! LOL
this year its been thru-fri trips....are you and kathy goin?

[gigamurph]

missboatnam1:
hey gig, no, gotta work AGAIN!! but i havent forgot the pepper steak you owe us!! LOL
this year its been thru-fri trips....are you and kathy goin? Damn girl! I think we're gonna have to lower our sights and settle up with an In-n-Out! Burger, you cretins! Yeah, hope to be up there early Friday night. Wish you guys were goin'; but I know how it is! Just remember; all work and no play will make ya.....uh.....uh.....rich. S**T! DAMN!
:p
BTW: ya don't have to keep avoidin' da gigs. We won't overstay our welcome again. But it was your own fault for adoptin' us for a day! It's not everyday that the wife and I get to abuse a newfound RICH aunt and uncle! :p wink :D