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78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 01:53 PM
I pissed all over the floor and the toilet seat. It was me. I did it. Put on the handcuffs. My act of rebellion is dangerous to the public. I am no good. Lock me up. I tried to be good. I tried to be normal but mother ****ers pushed me and pushed me. So I piss on the seat, the toilet paper rolls, the seat protector and the floor. I piss in the sink, take a shit on the floor and cum in the soap dispenser. **** you.

1stepcloser
06-24-2003, 01:56 PM
78Eliminator:
I pissed all over the floor and the toilet seat. It was me. I did it. Put on the handcuffs. My act of rebellion is dangerous to the public. I am no good. Lock me up. I tried to be good. I tried to be normal but mother ****ers pushed me and pushed me. So I piss on the seat, the toilet paper rolls, the seat protector and the floor. I piss in the sink, take a shit on the floor and cum in the soap dispenser. **** you. **** you back.
:)

diggler
06-24-2003, 01:56 PM
LMFAO!!! Boy am I glad I don't work with you!

Fufu Queen
06-24-2003, 01:57 PM
WOW

Cole
06-24-2003, 01:59 PM
If i hadn't of met you,
i would be scared....real scared!!! :confused: Cole

78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 02:18 PM
Look at Burt Reynolds, my idol. He has probably pissed on a seat or two in his day. Probably in spite too.

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-24-2003, 02:43 PM
At least you didn't piss in the listerin bottle or have you? eek!

miller19j
06-24-2003, 02:56 PM
Hey Justin you fag where were you at OP6?

78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 02:57 PM
miller19j:
Hey Justin you fag where were you at OP6? I had a lot of shit going on that weekend. Besides work, the plumbing in my house exploded. They are repiping my house as we speak....

miller19j
06-24-2003, 03:01 PM
Burt Reynolds would have been there! He would have brought his bow and arrow and everything.

78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 03:02 PM
miller19j:
Burt Reynolds would have been there! He would have brought his bow and arrow and everything. I know, but he has a lot more money than I do. Get me a job that pays me like Burt gets paid.

HOSS
06-24-2003, 03:04 PM
**** all that

78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 03:04 PM
HOSS:
**** all that **** what??

miller19j
06-24-2003, 03:05 PM
Do you have a Trans Am? I could be Jerry Reed.We could make a beer run to Texarcana
Let me tell you son………

HOSS
06-24-2003, 03:07 PM
I do like the front liscense plate on the Bronc! :D

78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 03:07 PM
miller19j:
Do you have a Trans Am? I could be Jerry Reed.We could make a beer run to Texarcana
Let me tell you son……… I could get one. Do you have a big rig and an old school vest? Jerry Reed is bad ass. I think Burt was using Sally Field as a cock mitten while he was filming Smokey and the Bandit....

78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 03:08 PM
HOSS:
I do like the front liscense plate on the Bronc! :D Was it a bronc or an international? Whatever it was, I will never take it up the ass from a hilbilly (or anyone for that matter).
[ June 24, 2003, 04:09 PM: Message edited by: 78Eliminator ]

roostwear
06-24-2003, 03:08 PM
You probably get pissed at the asshole that pissed on the toilet paper when you have to wipe your ass after shitting on the floor, right?

78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 03:09 PM
roostwear:
You probably get pissed at the asshole that pissed on the toilet paper when you have to wipe your ass after shitting on the floor, right? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

miller19j
06-24-2003, 03:10 PM
78Eliminator:
I could get one. Do you have a big rig and an old school vest? Jerry Reed is bad ass. I think Burt was using Sally Field as a cock mitten while he was filming Smokey and the Bandit.... Your right Jerry Reed is bad ass! I feel a song coming on……Son,
She got the gold mine and I got the shaft….They split it all down the middle and she got the better half…..

78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 03:11 PM
Miller, is one of your dogs named "Fred"?
Remember when JR got in the fight with all the bikers? He was one bad motor scooter.
[ June 24, 2003, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: 78Eliminator ]

HOSS
06-24-2003, 03:13 PM
UH,,,this might be stupid but why would you even think that a hillbilly would want to **** your ass? :mad:

miller19j
06-24-2003, 03:14 PM
78Eliminator:
Miller, is one of your dogs named "Fred"?
Remember when JR got in the fight with all the bikers? He was one bad motor scooter. Yep and he eats Cheeseburgers after I run over a line of motorcycles with my rig. Show them what happens when you kick my ass in the bar!

miller19j
06-24-2003, 03:16 PM
HOSS:
UH,,,this might be stupid but why would you even think that a hillbilly would want to **** your ass? :mad: Squeel like a pig
eek! pig_flyi

78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 03:17 PM
HOSS:
UH,,,this might be stupid but why would you even think that a hillbilly would want to **** your ass? :mad: I was making a reference to the film "Deliverance"

miller19j
06-24-2003, 03:19 PM
Son,
http://www.geocities.com/liz4jer/images/smokeyohno.jpg http://www.geocities.com/liz4jer/images/smokey1a.jpg
[ June 24, 2003, 04:20 PM: Message edited by: miller19j ]

78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 03:20 PM
miller19j:
Yep and he eats Cheeseburgers after I run over a line of motorcycles with my rig. Show them what happens when you kick my ass in the bar! Miller, you are becoming dellusional. Look at that sentence up above and how "he" turns into "I".
I am more of a mixture of Burt Reynolds, Ryan O'Neal, Sean Connery, Steve McQueen. Mas Macho!

78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 03:21 PM
miller19j:
Son,
http://www.geocities.com/liz4jer/images/smokeyohno.jpg http://www.geocities.com/liz4jer/images/smokey1a.jpg ROOKIE!

miller19j
06-24-2003, 03:25 PM
78Eliminator:
miller19j:
Yep and he eats Cheeseburgers after I run over a line of motorcycles with my rig. Show them what happens when you kick my ass in the bar! Miller, you are becoming dellusional. Look at that sentence up above and how "he" turns into "I".
I am more of a mixture of Burt Reynolds, Ryan O'Neal, Sean Connery, Steve McQueen. Mas Macho! He is in reference to Fred my dog and I being the bad ass Jerry Reed
And Sean Connery is the best and only real James Bond!
What about Indian Jones and the Last crusade was that a bad ass movie or what Sean Connery and Harrison ford in one movie! Talk about testosterone!

78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 03:29 PM
Miller, I went to the web page with Jerry Reed that you tried to link. Go there and click on the Evening Shade link. He looks like shit. He looks like he has been doing a whole lot of drinking.....

Hallett19
06-24-2003, 03:31 PM
hey justin, where were you this weekend ?