View Full Version : What is the most you have choked it one day?
78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 01:14 PM
Please simply answer with a number.
Phat_Kat
06-24-2003, 01:22 PM
the engine or my buddy?
The engine=1
my buddy= you don't want to know :D
hoolign
06-24-2003, 01:23 PM
Phat_Kat:
the engine or my buddy?
The engine=1
my buddy= you don't want to know :D ahhhh...I think your buddy should log on and defend himself :D
oh yeah, as to the question...I'll let you know when i'm done tonight.
hooli(yankin like a mofo)gn
[ June 24, 2003, 02:25 PM: Message edited by: hoolign ]
78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 01:24 PM
Did I cross the line? Is it asking too much? You can make all kinds of sexual remarks on this forum but you can't simply state how many times you have beat your meat consecutively (this goes for men and the ladies)? I am very disappointed. I thought this was the rude and crude forum. Well, lets go back to talking about your latest crochet projects
Someone bored?? eek! Cole
PussyPusher
06-24-2003, 01:26 PM
LOL to funny!
spectratoad
06-24-2003, 01:26 PM
Are you looking for a challange?
78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 01:29 PM
You're all not following instructions. Simply post your number.
MRS FLYIN VEE
06-24-2003, 01:29 PM
Don't worry guy's It's yours you can wash it as fast as you want to.!!!!!! :D eek! :D eek!
78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 01:30 PM
Nobody here has any balls. I'll start:
12
FMluvswater
06-24-2003, 01:50 PM
78Eliminator:
Did I cross the line? Is it asking too much? You can make all kinds of sexual remarks on this forum but you can't simply state how many times you have beat your meat consecutively (this goes for men and the ladies)? I am very disappointed. I thought this was the rude and crude forum. Well, lets go back to talking about your latest crochet projects
Ladies? umm are we talking effort or end results? Cuz ... well you know ... one effort=?# results wink :D
1stepcloser
06-24-2003, 01:52 PM
Four.
Phat_Kat
06-24-2003, 01:52 PM
33
Phat_Kat
06-24-2003, 01:52 PM
33
78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 01:54 PM
Phat_Kat:
33 Consecutive or throughout the day? Number 12 hurt my balls. It felt like I was kicked.
Boozer
06-24-2003, 02:03 PM
23
78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 02:05 PM
Boozer:
23 No way!!!! Now I am starting to think I am a puss. Man, I thought I had some kind of record. Sheesh. Kids these days.....
hd&boatrider
06-24-2003, 02:06 PM
Sometimes you read these topics and go WTF?!
Phat_Kat
06-24-2003, 02:06 PM
78Eliminator:
Phat_Kat:
33 Consecutive or throughout the day? Number 12 hurt my balls. It felt like I was kicked. 5 minute breaks. Didn't have a girlfriend at the time.
78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 02:07 PM
hd&boatrider:
Sometimes you read these topics and go WTF?! Sometimes I come out of left field and find out who has an open mind and who is a stupid ****.
78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 02:08 PM
Phat_Kat:
78Eliminator:
Phat_Kat:
33 Consecutive or throughout the day? Number 12 hurt my balls. It felt like I was kicked. 5 minute breaks. Didn't have a girlfriend at the time. Well, I am going to have to download some porn and "beat" your record.
[ June 24, 2003, 03:09 PM: Message edited by: 78Eliminator ]
Phat_Kat
06-24-2003, 02:10 PM
78Eliminator:
Phat_Kat:
78Eliminator:
Phat_Kat:
33 Consecutive or throughout the day? Number 12 hurt my balls. It felt like I was kicked. 5 minute breaks. Didn't have a girlfriend at the time. Well, I am going to have to download some porn and "beat" your resord. well actually you'll have to beat the miss for going at me. She's almost doubled my little "record" of playing with my dick. She was very charitable that day.
Tom Brown
06-24-2003, 02:12 PM
Phat_Kat:
5 minute breaks. Didn't have a girlfriend at the time. I think you're either your doing something wrong or that number is a little optimistic.
5
Phat_Kat
06-24-2003, 02:13 PM
Tom Brown:
Phat_Kat:
5 minute breaks. Didn't have a girlfriend at the time. I think you're either your doing something wrong or that number is a little optimistic.
5 nope just really lonely and really horny :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 02:14 PM
Tom Brown:
Phat_Kat:
5 minute breaks. Didn't have a girlfriend at the time. I think you're either your doing something wrong or that number is a little optimistic.
5 Yeah, I have to call bullshit on that. Unless you were TRYING to get to that number, it just wouldn't happen naturally.
[ June 24, 2003, 03:15 PM: Message edited by: 78Eliminator ]
hd&boatrider
06-24-2003, 02:15 PM
Tell me I misunderstood please.
[ June 24, 2003, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: hd&boatrider ]
78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 02:15 PM
Just messing with you HD!!!!! I know you're a hot head and easy to piss off LOL :D :D
[ June 24, 2003, 03:16 PM: Message edited by: 78Eliminator ]
hoolign
06-24-2003, 02:16 PM
Hell Brown ..I was at 5 at 10 o clock this mornin
it's actually starting to smoke a bit now
go jeffy go...go jeffy go :D
Phat_Kat
06-24-2003, 02:18 PM
78Eliminator:
Tom Brown:
Phat_Kat:
5 minute breaks. Didn't have a girlfriend at the time. I think you're either your doing something wrong or that number is a little optimistic.
5 Yeah, I have to call bullshit on that. Unless you were TRYING to get to that number, it just wouldn't happen naturally. And I was too :D
hd&boatrider
06-24-2003, 02:22 PM
78Eliminator:
Just messing with you HD!!!!! I know you're a hot head and easy to piss off LOL :D :D Damn dude....By the way I don't think I am a hot head but if somebody called you something like that you HAVE to respond.
Mandelon
06-24-2003, 02:25 PM
4
78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 02:26 PM
hd&boatrider:
78Eliminator:
Just messing with you HD!!!!! I know you're a hot head and easy to piss off LOL :D :D Damn dude....By the way I don't think I am a hot head but if somebody called you something like that you HAVE to respond. I know. Just messin.
hd&boatrider
06-24-2003, 02:29 PM
78Eliminator:
hd&boatrider:
78Eliminator:
Just messing with you HD!!!!! I know you're a hot head and easy to piss off LOL :D :D Damn dude....By the way I don't think I am a hot head but if somebody called you something like that you HAVE to respond. I know. Just messin. Later...See you out a Parker soon :)
78Eliminator
06-24-2003, 02:32 PM
hd&boatrider:
Later...See you out a Parker soon :) You will be more likely to find me at Martinez....
Hava Mama 69
06-24-2003, 02:57 PM
2 with batteries and 1 "real" man eek!
27, but I don't know if that's good or bad smile_sp
mickeyfinn
06-24-2003, 04:05 PM
?????
You mean sometimes you have to do it for yourself??? :D :D :D
FMluvswater
06-24-2003, 04:14 PM
ok well I just didn't want to be the first or only woman on here to say so ...
6
jlnorthrup122
06-24-2003, 04:58 PM
I lost track but it sure as hell wasn't much over 10 33times Your a ****ing freak Did Your mom beat you as a kid!!! J/king :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
SoCalOffshore
06-24-2003, 05:08 PM
Choked what?
HighRoller
06-25-2003, 12:52 AM
Well I'm up to like 14 for the day so I'm catching up pretty.....hold on a sec...
HighRoller
06-25-2003, 12:54 AM
Make that 15,wow that's a new record.One of these days I'll...wow is that Daisy fuentes on TV?Be right back.
HighRoller
06-25-2003, 12:57 AM
So like I was saying,16 is my total for the day so far and...damn my neighbor got a new bikini.Gotta go....
Blown 472
06-25-2003, 05:52 AM
You talking just waxin your own carrot?? 6 was the record and then I got a caluis on my cock. Chicks dig it.
Big Proppa
06-25-2003, 06:02 AM
me 5 the other guy in the cell with me 6
JUST KIDDING!
superV
06-25-2003, 06:02 AM
6-12 times a day or till my balls hurt to bad to go one more time. As i like to say No One Does Me Better Than Me! :rolleyes:
Phat_Kat
06-25-2003, 06:05 AM
superV:
6-12 times a day or till my balls hurt to bad to go one more time. As i like to say No One Does Me Better Than Me! :rolleyes: I'll differ on that one :D
Phat_Kat
06-25-2003, 06:05 AM
superV:
6-12 times a day or till my balls hurt to bad to go one more time. As i like to say No One Does Me Better Than Me! :rolleyes: I'll differ on that one :D
sorry dog
06-25-2003, 06:15 AM
I normally don't keep count but I have needed a band-aid before.
Maybe 9 or 10.
So has anyone taken Viagra to improve their maturbation time?
Blown 472
06-25-2003, 06:19 AM
sorry dog:
I normally don't keep count but I have needed a band-aid before.
Maybe 9 or 10.
So has anyone taken Viagra to improve their maturbation time? Yup, that and to drive nails.
78Eliminator
06-25-2003, 07:53 AM
Blown 472:
sorry dog:
I normally don't keep count but I have needed a band-aid before.
Maybe 9 or 10.
So has anyone taken Viagra to improve their maturbation time? Yup, that and to drive nails. You've taken that before Blown? Aren't you a little young?
Blown 472
06-25-2003, 07:55 AM
78Eliminator:
Blown 472:
sorry dog:
I normally don't keep count but I have needed a band-aid before.
Maybe 9 or 10.
So has anyone taken Viagra to improve their maturbation time? Yup, that and to drive nails. You've taken that before Blown? Aren't you a little young? When you can get five pills for free, I thought what the hell, the instructions are funny, it says if you have an erection for more than four hours call a doctor, **** that I am going to call all my friends then drive over and show them.
I a word "permawood"
78Eliminator
06-25-2003, 07:57 AM
Blown 472:
78Eliminator:
Blown 472:
sorry dog:
I normally don't keep count but I have needed a band-aid before.
Maybe 9 or 10.
So has anyone taken Viagra to improve their maturbation time? Yup, that and to drive nails. You've taken that before Blown? Aren't you a little young? When you can get five pills for free, I thought what the hell, the instructions are funny, it says if you have an erection for more than four hours call a doctor, **** that I am going to call all my friends then drive over and show them.
I a word "permawood" That's awesome. You would have to have some serious astro lube for the ladies. After a few hours they would get pretty raw. That or just have a few different ladies lined up.
Blown 472
06-25-2003, 08:00 AM
You get the "ok, I have had enough put that damn thing away" but it dont just go away, you have to back it down. ANd not to mention you can violate all of their orifices in one setting.
miller19j
06-25-2003, 08:02 AM
You guys are killing me! :D
Take the Test..... :D
Test! (http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php)
Blown 472
06-25-2003, 08:06 AM
That is funny.
78Eliminator
06-25-2003, 08:09 AM
JETBOAT BRIAN:
Take the Test..... :D
Test! (http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php) Brian, that made me laugh out loud!
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