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Blown 472
12-06-2002, 01:02 PM
While wacking off at work my hand flew off and I hit myself in the eye, can I sue my work for providing me the time to flog my log at work, do I sue myself for not having enough restraint to keep from hitting my self, or do I sue god for giving me a johnson and two hands?? :D

HCS
12-06-2002, 01:35 PM
You sue for whacking off at work! they should have given you a safe place to do it.

Liberator TJ1984
12-06-2002, 02:09 PM
and counter sue again for not having been properly trained for such actions on the jobsite ,also are you neglected of any safety attire to protect you or others from contact with bodily fluids ?? probably not..therefore placing you in direct contact and succeptable to harm , along with long term psycological imparement , how can you ever work again ???? :(
upon coferring with legal dept...you may also wish to sue your parents..after all it is their genes that contribute to you having such a small dick it is not your fault it cannot be gripped hard enough to prevent hand slippage...
[ December 06, 2002, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Liberator TJ1984 ]

ROZ
12-06-2002, 02:21 PM
HARDCORE-SKI:
You sue for whacking off at work! they should have given you a safe place to do it.Osha regulations state a helmet, protective glasses, bodysuit, and non slip flooring. :p

lakesmodified
12-06-2002, 02:26 PM
Sounds like a "Job-related" injury that's covered under Califonia's Workmans Compensation. Your employer has the necessary forms to fill out, hopefully you can write or type with your "Other" hand! :D

058
12-06-2002, 02:50 PM
Blown 472:
While wacking off at work my hand flew off and I hit myself in the eye, can I sue my work for providing me the time to flog my log at work, do I sue myself for not having enough restraint to keep from hitting my self, or do I sue god for giving me a johnson and two hands?? :D NO, you should be arrested for murder and rape......killing time and ****ing the company :D

HighRoller
12-06-2002, 02:57 PM
Yes a worker's comp claim is definitely in order,you have probably developed carpal tunnel syndrome as well!!

timitunnel
12-06-2002, 03:55 PM
I think Rev. Jesse Jackson for not seaking u out and giving u some spiritual guidance so u could turn away from selfish pleasures.

Her454
12-06-2002, 04:39 PM
i would certainly try workers comp, and fyi, sangster started a thread in the bench racers forum you may find useful now....things you can do with one hand.......not taking your meds today are you 472?

Jordy
12-06-2002, 05:57 PM
Her454:
things you can do with one hand.......Speaking of one-handers, how the hell are you doing these days? You know you're still my favorite right? :D

Raskal
12-08-2002, 08:49 PM
if you tell yourself no and still do it is it "rape"? :D

JetBoatRich
12-08-2002, 08:59 PM
Do you have to talk to hand when your done? How about spooning? sleeping

bordsmnj
12-08-2002, 09:08 PM
i can't believe noone addressed the obvious legal issues of improper lubrication,friction burn,beating it till it bleeds and then having to beat it for bleeding;which by the way may lead to unlawful overtime and slave labor conditions..etc.

missilemud
12-08-2002, 09:32 PM
you work in the jackshack? bring a rain coat!!! eek! :D eek!

Her454
12-09-2002, 08:10 PM
jordanpaulk:
Her454:
things you can do with one hand.......Speaking of one-handers, how the hell are you doing these days? You know you're still my favorite right? :D im doing great, thank you! And your still my favorite too........thought since jj was back i might a slipped a notch.... wink

RPrincez
12-09-2002, 09:36 PM
Keep your hands off of it and get a hot girl.

Liberator TJ1984
12-10-2002, 09:41 AM
But ,there all in Cali. !!! wink

Screaming Pete
12-10-2002, 09:51 AM
Blown 472:
While wacking off at work my hand flew off and I hit myself in the eye, can I sue my work for providing me the time to flog my log at work, do I sue myself for not having enough restraint to keep from hitting my self, or do I sue god for giving me a johnson and two hands?? :D I think that's a question you have to ask 78 ELEM I think he's the expert on this subject LOL :p

Blown 472
12-10-2002, 12:14 PM
RPrincez:
Keep your hands off of it and get a hot girl.And do her at work?