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imjustme
10-25-2002, 03:46 PM
A friend of mine was inspired by the Men's Ruls thread and came up with this. I am just posting it.
Tips for men to improve odds of getting what they want ... a BJ:
1. Look and smell your best. Putter around near enough for her to smell you but ignore her. Wet from your shower skimpy towel works best.
2. Fake a hang-up about getting one, she'll likely help you ahem overcome your hang-up.
3. Make the shot sweeter. Drink pineapple juice. Beer equals bitter shot. Don't know if it'll work but you could try: beer, juice, beer, juice, beer, juice
etc. ... bothersome but if it works and secures future odds?
4. Don't ask for one. Just help her ahem come up with the idea on her own.
5. Find out why she's reluctant and fix/improve/remove whatever's holding her back.
twistedpair
10-25-2002, 04:10 PM
Welcome aboard!! What, does your lurker friend have stage fright? We don't bite, just a little nibble here and there!
imjustme
10-25-2002, 04:13 PM
thanks for the welcome. I have no idea about the stage fright. She has posted elsewhere so I don't know. nibbling is good. or at least it can be.
[ October 25, 2002, 05:14 PM: Message edited by: imjustme ]
twistedpair
10-25-2002, 04:36 PM
As for pineapple juice, maybe they should call them Penis Coladas!! But then again, you would probably have a tough time getting a guy to drink one.
FMluvswater
10-25-2002, 04:46 PM
OMFG! I laughed really hard when I read that last post by twisted pair and straightaway I thought bet if it was named 'She'll Swallow' guys would drink it no problem!!! wink :)
[ October 25, 2002, 06:17 PM: Message edited by: FMluvswaterbabe ]
Kilrtoy
10-25-2002, 05:33 PM
TRY SHAVING YOUR BALLS AND THAT AREA, YOU DONT LIKE A HAIR SMELLY WOMAN, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY DO. I RECEIVED THAT IMPUT FROM A FEMALE.
Kilrtoy
10-25-2002, 05:35 PM
OK I FORGOT THE "Y" ON HAIRY
twistedpair
10-25-2002, 05:54 PM
Kilr, I don't know who you pissed off, but I shot you a 5 star for the info!
5 for you also imjustme.
[ October 25, 2002, 06:55 PM: Message edited by: twistedpair ]
beached1
10-25-2002, 05:56 PM
imjustme:
4. Just help her ahem come up with the idea on her own.
As if a hand on the back of her head isn't a big enough hint.
rivercutie
10-25-2002, 09:35 PM
Gerrit your killing me here !!!! :)
CrazyHippy
10-25-2002, 10:13 PM
What's the difference between spitting and swallowing???
40lbs of pressure on the back of her head!!!
BJH :D
twistedpair
10-26-2002, 03:35 PM
The dove is the bird of peace, but the bird of love is the swallow!!
FMluvswater
11-03-2002, 09:29 AM
twistedpair:
The dove is the bird of peace, but the bird of love is the swallow!!Doesn't even have to be heart love; love of the act itself suffices! :D I should probably not say anything else. wink