XLGPP
03-08-2003, 02:02 PM
THE VALUE OF UNDIES
>
>Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your
>vehicle...especially in public.
>
>From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple
>who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the
>parking lot.
>The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car
>there in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
>near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding
>from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
>underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand
>the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP
>his shorts and tucked everything back into place.
>
>On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring
>at her husband who was standing idly by.
>
>The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
>
>Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your
>vehicle...especially in public.
>
>From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple
>who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the
>parking lot.
>The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car
>there in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
>near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding
>from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
>underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand
>the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP
>his shorts and tucked everything back into place.
>
>On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring
>at her husband who was standing idly by.
>
>The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.