CAHotRodBoy
07-25-2003, 12:45 PM
"Originally posted by CaptStabin:
[QB] OK boys theres a new sherif in town.
I just want to say how sick I am of all you big boat homos. Just becuase you have a small unit and need a penis extension doesnt justify you refying you shit hole house to buy a boat you cant afford. The river belongs to the guys who put real time and effort into there boats. Parker doesnt want your over priced barges anymore."
Yeah, I hate those big boat bastards too. Those arrogant sons-o-bitches with little dick complexes. The only reason they got big boats is to compensate for their little dicks. That’s why they drive big expensive cars and live in big expensive houses. The only reason they got money is ‘cause they screwed the honest working man out of it. Either that or they inherited it from their daddies (who got it from their daddies, who got it from their daddies, who screwed the hardworking man out of it). I know they don’t really like boats or going fast or the comfortable ride of a big boat, they just got them because they want the attention of the most important and significant people in the world, us guys that hang at the river. Anything over 21’ should be banned!
And I hate those damned pwc’s too. They only people that ride ‘em are stupid non-boat idiots that get them to piss off boaters. They really don’t like the river but they put up with it ‘cause it is their mission in life to piss me off! They really aren’t any fun to ride at all. They should be banned!
Oh, and I hate those friggin’ open bow boats! What’s up with those “family” boats anyway? Don’t they know the river is for flashing titties, not for kids to see. Open bow boats should only be run on family lakes. They should be banned!
And whatÂ’s the deal with those v-drive drag type boats with the big engines. What are they trying to compensate for? They must have little dicks too. Why else would you need a blown big block in such a little boat? They are so low to the water they can get swamped if I idle by them and then they start whining about it. They should be banned!
And what about cats? I thought cats didnÂ’t like water. They have two hulls? What, one isnÂ’t good enough for you? What are you compensating for? They should be banned!
And those stupid lifted 4 X4 trucks! What, a stock height truck ainÂ’t good enough? You think you know more than the engineers at Ford, Chevy, etc. Lifted trucks should be banned!
And where did all these river newbies come from? IÂ’ve been going to the river since 1936 when I dropped a Ford Model A 4 banger in my row boat. Those were the days! Anyone that hasnÂ’t been going to the river since 1950 should be banned!
And have you seen some of these goofy paint jobs on these new boats. Who are these guys trying to impress? What happened to good old single colors, like white? Anything but a white paint job should be banned!
I was at the sandbar the other day and there was a guy there from Colorado! WhatÂ’s up with that? Why would someone come all the way from Colorado to boat on the Colorado river? If your not from So Cal you should be banned!
Dammit, anyone that doesnÂ’t have a boat and a truck like mine, come from my town, look like me, talk like me, think like me, act like me SHOULD BE BANNED because the river is mine, mine, mine, all mine!!!!! Brahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
It sounds a bit ridiculous, huh? Maybe we should all just be happy that we have a boat and we have the freedom to enjoy what we got and not worry so much about the other guy?
[ July 25, 2003, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: CAHotRodBoy ]
[QB] OK boys theres a new sherif in town.
I just want to say how sick I am of all you big boat homos. Just becuase you have a small unit and need a penis extension doesnt justify you refying you shit hole house to buy a boat you cant afford. The river belongs to the guys who put real time and effort into there boats. Parker doesnt want your over priced barges anymore."
Yeah, I hate those big boat bastards too. Those arrogant sons-o-bitches with little dick complexes. The only reason they got big boats is to compensate for their little dicks. That’s why they drive big expensive cars and live in big expensive houses. The only reason they got money is ‘cause they screwed the honest working man out of it. Either that or they inherited it from their daddies (who got it from their daddies, who got it from their daddies, who screwed the hardworking man out of it). I know they don’t really like boats or going fast or the comfortable ride of a big boat, they just got them because they want the attention of the most important and significant people in the world, us guys that hang at the river. Anything over 21’ should be banned!
And I hate those damned pwc’s too. They only people that ride ‘em are stupid non-boat idiots that get them to piss off boaters. They really don’t like the river but they put up with it ‘cause it is their mission in life to piss me off! They really aren’t any fun to ride at all. They should be banned!
Oh, and I hate those friggin’ open bow boats! What’s up with those “family” boats anyway? Don’t they know the river is for flashing titties, not for kids to see. Open bow boats should only be run on family lakes. They should be banned!
And whatÂ’s the deal with those v-drive drag type boats with the big engines. What are they trying to compensate for? They must have little dicks too. Why else would you need a blown big block in such a little boat? They are so low to the water they can get swamped if I idle by them and then they start whining about it. They should be banned!
And what about cats? I thought cats didnÂ’t like water. They have two hulls? What, one isnÂ’t good enough for you? What are you compensating for? They should be banned!
And those stupid lifted 4 X4 trucks! What, a stock height truck ainÂ’t good enough? You think you know more than the engineers at Ford, Chevy, etc. Lifted trucks should be banned!
And where did all these river newbies come from? IÂ’ve been going to the river since 1936 when I dropped a Ford Model A 4 banger in my row boat. Those were the days! Anyone that hasnÂ’t been going to the river since 1950 should be banned!
And have you seen some of these goofy paint jobs on these new boats. Who are these guys trying to impress? What happened to good old single colors, like white? Anything but a white paint job should be banned!
I was at the sandbar the other day and there was a guy there from Colorado! WhatÂ’s up with that? Why would someone come all the way from Colorado to boat on the Colorado river? If your not from So Cal you should be banned!
Dammit, anyone that doesnÂ’t have a boat and a truck like mine, come from my town, look like me, talk like me, think like me, act like me SHOULD BE BANNED because the river is mine, mine, mine, all mine!!!!! Brahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
It sounds a bit ridiculous, huh? Maybe we should all just be happy that we have a boat and we have the freedom to enjoy what we got and not worry so much about the other guy?
[ July 25, 2003, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: CAHotRodBoy ]