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TOBTEK
11-15-2002, 08:24 AM
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/tn_AMAZON1.JPG
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/tn_AMAZON2.JPG
SHE's all woman!!!!!!!! she is 7 foot 5 inches tall and 320 pounds......yaaaaaah babby!
[ November 15, 2002, 08:26 AM: Message edited by: TOBTEK ]
Jordy
11-15-2002, 08:27 AM
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/AMAZON1.JPG
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/AMAZON2.JPG
[ November 15, 2002, 08:28 AM: Message edited by: jordanpaulk ]
Blown 472
11-15-2002, 08:29 AM
why is her shadow so small then???
And then little man you are going to stick your head in my box and look for the car keys.
[ November 15, 2002, 08:30 AM: Message edited by: Blown 472 ]
shockwavebd
11-15-2002, 08:31 AM
TOBTEK:
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/tn_AMAZON1.JPG
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/tn_AMAZON2.JPG
SHE's all woman!!!!!!!! she is 7 foot 5 inches tall and 320 pounds......yaaaaaah babby!Iam 6'5 240 I say bring her on............She won't hurt me will she :confused: eek!
Jordy
11-15-2002, 08:33 AM
Notice the shoes in the bottom picture, like she needs those... :D
Blown 472
11-15-2002, 08:35 AM
jordanpaulk:
Notice the shoes in the bottom picture, like she needs those... :D someone say shoes?????, frothing at the mouth he is.
HCS
11-15-2002, 08:37 AM
Ya, why is her shadow so small. Anyways it would be good muff diving. :D
TOBTEK
11-15-2002, 08:40 AM
HARDCORE-SKI:
Ya, why is her shadow so small. Anyways it would be good muff diving. :D CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW HUGH THAT THING MUST BE????
"I BELIEVE YOU CALL IT....SHAVED"
Jordy
11-15-2002, 08:41 AM
HARDCORE-SKI:
Ya, why is her shadow so small. Anyways it would be good muff diving. :D More like muff standing, or muff jumping up... don't think you would have to dive very far. :D
hoolign
11-15-2002, 09:03 AM
I think there would be a whole lotta "yes dears" with her in the house,and likely not a good idea takin her out for chili dogs eek!
Blown 472
11-15-2002, 09:10 AM
Tie a board to your ass.
Havasu Doug
11-15-2002, 09:18 AM
If those pics are real, I must have been living in a cave or something, cuz I've never heard of this chick. I can't find a nice way to state my observation that usually women over 7' are not that good looking. What's the story? Let's hear it and see MORE PICS! :)
Blown 472
11-15-2002, 09:20 AM
Havasu Doug:
If those pics are real, I must have been living in a cave or something, cuz I've never heard of this chick. I can't find a nice way to state my observation that usually women over 7' are not that good looking. What's the story? Let's hear it and see MORE PICS! :) what will alisha think?
Scarab3DMC
11-15-2002, 09:20 AM
YEAH AND GRAB A SNORKEL!!!!!! eek! :rolleyes: :p :p :D
twistedpair
11-15-2002, 09:22 AM
HARDCORE-SKI:
Anyways it would be good muff diving. :D More like Muff Climbing, I would think! :D
Blown 472
11-15-2002, 09:25 AM
Her boobs are bigger than that other chicks head.
TOBTEK
11-15-2002, 09:47 AM
Blown 472:
Her boobs are bigger than that other chicks head.Thats allways a good thing! :D
miller19j
11-15-2002, 10:12 AM
That is the best use for photo shop I have ever seen! You got to love Amazonians!
timitunnel
11-15-2002, 10:21 AM
Big woman big pussy!!!! eek! Little woman all pussy? :D
XTRM22
11-15-2002, 10:52 AM
I showed this thread to my assistant,(he's about 5'0") and he said all he'd need was a five gallon bucket. told him standing on a bucket wouldn't be tall enough to get him high enough to do the job, He said standing on it hell, he was going to hang the bucket over her head and swing from the handle! :D
Chuck
Livin Large 27Hallett
11-15-2002, 10:56 AM
She is a big Woman
[ November 19, 2002, 06:48 AM: Message edited by: Livin Large 27Hallett ]
Blown 472
11-15-2002, 11:01 AM
I used to work where they make tampons and I am thinking holy shit, would have to be the size of a base ball bat.
Liberator TJ1984
11-15-2002, 11:02 AM
She could grab my skinny ass by the ankles and use me for a dildo eek! :p eek!
Havasu_Dreamin
11-15-2002, 11:08 AM
XTRM22:
he was going to hang the bucket over her head and swing from the handle! :D
ChuckROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! :)
MikeF
11-15-2002, 11:11 AM
SHE'S GOT MAN HANDS! eek!
HCS
11-15-2002, 11:23 AM
Blown 472:
I used to work where they make tampons and I am thinking holy shit, would have to be the size of a base ball bat.Just stick a hole case of em in there. That should stop the flow! :D
Screaming Pete
11-15-2002, 12:02 PM
Tampons, hell gut throw in a roll of the quicker picker upper...LOL eek! man at 5,8. I wouldn't even have to take my hat off, throw my hat over it and run..hell throw my truck on it and hope it will kill her :D
Blown 472
11-15-2002, 12:33 PM
Screaming Pete:
Tampons, hell gut throw in a roll of the quicker picker upper...LOL eek! man at 5,8. I wouldn't even have to take my hat off, throw my hat over it and run..hell throw my truck on it and hope it will kill her :D maybe she was a stand in for the attack of the 50 foot women??
Reaper1
11-15-2002, 12:52 PM
MikeF:
SHE'S GOT MAN HANDS! eek! Seinfeld - Classic wink
THOR
11-15-2002, 12:59 PM
Reaper1:
MikeF:
SHE'S GOT MAN HANDS! eek! Seinfeld - Classic wink Almost as being as bad as a 'close talker'.
Havasu Doug
11-15-2002, 01:06 PM
THOR:
Reaper1:
MikeF:
SHE'S GOT MAN HANDS! eek! Seinfeld - Classic wink Almost as being as bad as a 'close talker'.Here's an entirely unrelated line:
"SHE'S A MAN! MAN" :D
ROZ
11-15-2002, 01:09 PM
Her hormones are probably so out of wack that she doesn't have a menstrual cycle. eek!
Liberator TJ1984
11-15-2002, 01:14 PM
No cycle ...in her case that would be a good thing...red river my ass...more like drowning pool !!!!
Blown 472
11-15-2002, 01:22 PM
Liberator TJ1984:
No cycle ...in her case that would be a good thing...red river my ass...more like drowning pool !!!!anit no thumb going to plug that dyke.
Blown Olds
11-15-2002, 01:34 PM
YOU KNOW I GOT SOMETHING THAT CAN SATISFY THAT BITCH. eek! eek! eek!
STILL NO EATING AT "Y"
Havasu Doug
11-15-2002, 01:34 PM
So this probably wouldn't even hold her in the boat. It might be time to make a 4" ball! :D
http://www.rivertoys.com/images/fun_images/PRSr1.jpg
Blown 472
11-15-2002, 01:41 PM
Blown Olds:
YOU KNOW I GOT SOMETHING THAT CAN SATISFY THAT BITCH. eek! eek! eek!
STILL NO EATING AT "Y"Yo put tha smack down on that big ol goonie goo goo.
HCS
11-15-2002, 01:41 PM
Havasu Doug:
So this probably wouldn't even hold her in the boat. It might be time to make a 4" ball! :D
http://www.rivertoys.com/images/fun_images/PRSr1.jpgYou'd neen a ski pole on that seat! that might do it!
hoolign
11-15-2002, 06:09 PM
YO.blown olds I had to shoot ya 5 stars for that welcome back kotter avatar,there ya go washington!
K3-River-Rat
11-15-2002, 09:13 PM
That is one "big" chick eek! http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/AMAZON1.JPG
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/AMAZON2.JPGwith the size of those shoes having to fit her big feet the shoes alone probably put her up there another foot or so :confused:
Moomawnster
11-16-2002, 01:20 AM
Ain't Paint Shop Pro a wonder ! I can see clone brush a mile away ...You gotta do better than that ! :rolleyes:
Nujetter
11-17-2002, 07:20 PM
Thats one huge bitch eek! At 6'2 and 260 my powerlifting (other sport im into) will come in handy. So bringith her on :p :D
24ROD
11-17-2002, 07:57 PM
K3-River-Rat:
That is one "big" chick eek! http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/AMAZON1.JPG
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/AMAZON2.JPGwith the size of those shoes having to fit her big feet the shoes alone probably put her up there another foot or so :confused: The big guy use to play for the Lakers. Before the sex change of course :D
HBjet
11-17-2002, 08:32 PM
This is one of the worst Photoshop jobs I've even seen.
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/AMAZON1fake.JPG
Just at a glance, look at the shadow by her foot, Hmmmm, that's a dead give away. Also, how many Jeep Cherokee's have bumpers that start from the bottom of the rear window? Last, how many Blazers are taller then the Suburban in body size?
Funny photo, but a total fake! Better take some more Photoshop classes.
HBjet
Jrocket
11-17-2002, 08:40 PM
I dont know what the hell you were thinking trying to pull this over on HBjet!!! :D You know that HBinvestigativeguyjet would catch ya... :p ..
But if she was for real and I wish she was,....Id work her assssss!!!! wink
blown540flattie
11-17-2002, 10:17 PM
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/Untitled-8.JPG
Rexone
11-17-2002, 11:20 PM
HBjet:
This is one of the worst Photoshop jobs I've even seen.
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/AMAZON1fake.JPG
Just at a glance, look at the shadow by her foot, Hmmmm, that's a dead give away. Also, how many Jeep Cherokee's have bumpers that start from the bottom of the rear window? Last, how many Blazers are taller then the Suburban in body size?
Funny photo, but a total fake! Better take some more Photoshop classes.
HBjetAnd even beyond that you can see the mismatch of shadows all the way up her leg between the girls. Even the tree shadows on the pavement behind her are mismatched. Funny but definately bogus pic. :)
And then there the other pic where she's bent over...it says she's 7.5'...most doors are about that I think...it looks like if she stood up straight there she'd be a 9-10 footer I think eek!
[ November 17, 2002, 11:24 PM: Message edited by: Rexone ]
Moomawnster
11-17-2002, 11:29 PM
blown540flattie:
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/Untitled-8.JPGNOW .....Does anybody wanna tackle that damn shadow ?.....I know I know JUST THE GIRL ! HehHeh ..... :rolleyes:
Moomawnster
11-17-2002, 11:59 PM
My humble effort ...... :rolleyes:
http://www.highperformancecars.com/froggystyle/ed2.jpg
[ December 19, 2002, 01:52 AM: Message edited by: Rexone ]
JetBoatRich
11-18-2002, 04:19 AM
Talk about tearing up a joke>
LMAO!
picklefork1
11-18-2002, 10:23 AM
TALK ABOUT A HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY !! -
Jrocket
11-18-2002, 10:41 AM
Hey picklefork1....Did you get my E-mail or did I send it to the wrong address? :D
XTRM22
11-18-2002, 03:13 PM
HBjet:
This is one of the worst Photoshop jobs I've even seen.
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/AMAZON1fake.JPG
Funny photo, but a total fake! Better take some more Photoshop classes.
HBjetDude! ya had ta ruin it for me didn't cha? I'll bet you go around tellin kids there's no Santa Claus!!!! LOL
Chuck
carreraelite
11-18-2002, 03:50 PM
Good try!!Just need to do a little more detailing next time!!
powerplay230
11-18-2002, 04:46 PM
I think those pictures came from the Anna Nicole Smith Lab', that's how tall they would have to make her so she isn't such a fat ass! Now when they make a photoshop that can make us a real clone we'll be set! eek!