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Ivan Dan
04-06-2003, 11:01 PM
**** Alright, boat related spam is one thing...
[ April 09, 2003, 10:11 AM: Message edited by: ***boat ]

Jose
04-06-2003, 11:13 PM
Question is "How do you afford your toys". Well "If there's a will, there's a way".

Jbb
04-07-2003, 12:53 AM
3 Jobs...
[ April 07, 2003, 01:54 AM: Message edited by: JETBOAT BRIAN ]

Liberator TJ1984
04-07-2003, 04:13 AM
Dirty Deeds
Done Dirt Cheap !!

Blown 472
04-07-2003, 04:17 AM
Pimpin bitches.

Jordy
04-07-2003, 07:02 AM
That's easy: I'm single. :D

Slick
04-07-2003, 07:38 AM
Two words "Trust Fund" :D

Stupid Fast
04-07-2003, 07:49 AM
If I told you I would have to kill you all. (actually I have people for that wink )

hoolign
04-07-2003, 08:12 AM
"creative accounting"

Waldo
04-07-2003, 08:23 AM
Extorsion - Student Grades for $$$
A = $1000
B = $500
C = $100
D or Below = you're on your own.
TOTALLY KIDDING!!!
Actually my wife does the budget and that's how we make it happen with two teacher's salaries. A river house is in the future (within 10 years) as per "The Plan".

058
04-07-2003, 08:31 AM
Panhandling. I have a great corner. :D

572Daytona
04-07-2003, 09:20 AM
JETBOAT BRIAN:
3 Jobs... My wife has 3 jobs :D Actually she only has one, Real Estate Agent. I have 2, IT Architect and Real Estate but my wife still makes more than I do.
Real Estate law must be different in California than Georgia. In Georgia we are not allowed to give cash referrals to a person unless they are a licensed real estate agent as well.

bear down
04-07-2003, 09:26 AM
#1 Reason is No Kids.
#2 Reason- No Credit Cards Debt.
#3 Reason- Wife budgets the Money.
#4 Reason-Wife has a great job.

Coach
04-07-2003, 09:47 AM
Have a wife who makes a sh*t load of $$$$ and my salary is just for the fun stuff.

Mandelon
04-07-2003, 09:52 AM
572Daytona:
JETBOAT BRIAN:
3 Jobs... My wife has 3 jobs :D Actually she only has one, Real Estate Agent. I have 2, IT Architect and Real Estate but my wife still makes more than I do.
Real Estate law must be different in California than Georgia. In Georgia we are not allowed to give cash referrals to a person unless they are a licensed real estate agent as well. You are right. It is illegal, even in California.

DogHouse
04-07-2003, 09:56 AM
Mandelon:
You are right. It is illegal, even in California. So it looks like the best way to afford the toys is to spam the internet boards with illegal business practices?
:D

HavasuDreamin'
04-07-2003, 10:09 AM
DogHouse
So it looks like the best way to afford the toys is to spam the internet boards with illegal business practices?Isn't that the American way??? :confused: wink

al cole'holic
04-07-2003, 10:25 AM
I'm move drugs. I traffic large quantities of 'shrooms and bud from Humboldt to Scottsdale, and cocaine from Westlake. :D

twistedpair
04-07-2003, 10:28 AM
I sell X to whitey! :D

78Eliminator
04-07-2003, 10:30 AM
twistedpair:
I sell X to whitey! :D It hasn't been called "X" in years. If you want to sell to whitey and not sound like a cop, call it "E"...
J

twistedpair
04-07-2003, 10:37 AM
Sounds as if you have some experience in this arena. Is that why Felix can't stop pacing? wink :D
Thanks for the marketing update!

78Eliminator
04-07-2003, 10:40 AM
LOL. No, just hear people talking about it. I just do Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Guinness.

Ziggy
04-07-2003, 10:47 AM
Me and my daughter sell lemonaide on the corner for weekend gas money :D

gnarley
04-07-2003, 10:52 AM
At the Dollar bin at We Be Toys.

Mandelon
04-07-2003, 11:03 AM
How to afford toys? ..I tell the tenants I bought a new boat, then raise their rents by $50 each! :D :D They love me!

bordsmnj
04-07-2003, 11:09 AM
i can't afford them! that's what financing is for! wink

bordsmnj
04-07-2003, 11:11 AM
which reminds of one of the funnier names if seen painted across a transom. it was around needles and said"..she can't retire" orange and grey boat,nice ride i forget what make it is.

77charger
04-07-2003, 03:04 PM
good financing.finance most of the toys,Boat,toybox,streetbike.(drive an old suburban that is paid for).Damn in 5 years i will have alot of extra cash.Work lots of OT to pay for the trips.

THATJEFFGUY
04-07-2003, 03:29 PM
I make my money by illegally intercepting all of the Hot Boat T-shirts that go out thru the US Mail. Then I resell them at the OC swap meet..$15 each. Just count how many members have not gotten their shirts, multiply it by 15...and that's what makes my boat payment every month !

01RENEGADE
04-07-2003, 07:18 PM
My wife and I WORK!!!!!

HOSS
04-07-2003, 07:23 PM
I sell all of my bodily waste to a fertilizer plant.

DEEZ NUTTS
04-07-2003, 07:28 PM
I have a killer new printer. :D :D

LUVNLIFE
04-07-2003, 07:30 PM
I let the wife handle the finances. :rolleyes:

lovemyultra
04-07-2003, 07:32 PM
Good question ,I DONT KNOW

JetBoatRich
04-07-2003, 07:33 PM
LUVNLIFE:
I let the wife handle the finances. :rolleyes: It works for you :D

Ivan Dan
04-07-2003, 09:32 PM
My bad! Actually in California you can give a gift in exchange for a referral. So my gift to anyone would be a gift certificate worth $500 to a store of their choice. Or for you guys that don't care about what the law says I will just give you $500 cash.
Anyone gonna be in LHC over Easter weekend?
www.DanKaatz.com (http://www.DanKaatz.com)

Ivan Dan
04-07-2003, 09:33 PM
My bad! Actually in California you can give a gift in exchange for a referral. So my gift to anyone would be a gift certificate worth $500 to a store of their choice. Or for you guys that don't care about what the law says I will just give you $500 cash.
Anyone gonna be in LHC over Easter weekend?
www.DanKaatz.com (http://www.DanKaatz.com)

bear down
04-08-2003, 05:53 AM
THATJEFFGUY:
I make my money by illegally intercepting all of the Hot Boat T-shirts that go out thru the US Mail. Then I resell them at the OC swap meet..$15 each. Just count how many members have not gotten their shirts, multiply it by 15...and that's what makes my boat payment every month ! Funny how you mention that, I just received my ***boat Shirt 2 months after subscribing to the magazine but have not received my first issues yet.

Charley
04-08-2003, 06:39 AM
Since no one else is gonna say it.... Yo Ivan dan.....Stop the spam :rolleyes: ... this is a boating website......once is bad enough but to keep bumping it is just LAME....how about we make me the last post here guys?

Kilrtoy
04-08-2003, 06:41 AM
You mean I have to pay for all this stuff I have, thats why my phone doesnt stop ringing. The wife does no money budget, If so it would be all at the bank of the MALL.

Hallett19
04-08-2003, 09:36 AM
I afford my toys by any means neccesary, tax evasion, male prostitution and "pharmaceutical distribution". Actually, I had a really good job for a few years and now I do real estate here were I live in pasadena as well as la canada/la crescenta/glendale and surrounding areas. That and no kids/no wife/no debt, just a real bad boating habbit :D I hope that wasnt too overbearing Charley, but the thing about real estate is, you have to let everyone know, but just don't be push about it...

MJ19
04-08-2003, 09:43 AM
I have a husband :p :D

Infomaniac
04-08-2003, 09:45 AM
Don't pay any of the other bills.
[ April 08, 2003, 10:46 AM: Message edited by: Infomaniac ]

CJ
04-08-2003, 10:33 AM
I thank you Dan for your response. I rescind my comment and regret not counting to 20 before commenting. I only got to 10.
My spam policy stands on all boards I have any control over.
[ April 08, 2003, 10:40 PM: Message edited by: CJ ]

PipesClean
04-08-2003, 10:58 AM
Infomaniac:
Don't pay any of the other bills. EXACTLY!!!

Her454
04-08-2003, 11:10 AM
I dont know about the rest of you...but living in Calif, owning a JET and a Chevy Blazer to tow it....I think this thread should read....
Who can afford the "GAS" for your Toys? :D

Blown 472
04-08-2003, 11:11 AM
Her454:
I dont know about the rest of you...but living in Calif, owning a JET and a Chevy Blazer to tow it....I think this thread should read....
Who can afford the "GAS" for your Toys? :D Geez, I thought all the money and tha beautiful people are out there. :D

CJ
04-08-2003, 11:14 AM
Cost me $70 to fill the Burb yesterday!!!!! Probably going to have to get rid of the boat to keep the tow vehicle. :D

Seadog
04-08-2003, 11:17 AM
I can't, so I tie up the phone being on the net.

miller19j
04-08-2003, 11:42 AM
MJ19:
I have a husband :p :D Hey I resemble that comment! wink

Ziggy
04-08-2003, 11:53 AM
MJ19:
I have a husband :p :D Now thats just plain old sexist talk...have you ever heard any guys talk about women like that??? :D :D :D We never do such things wink

Her454
04-08-2003, 11:55 AM
miller19j:
MJ19:
I have a husband :p :D Hey I resemble that comment! wink LMAO... you guys are funny!

Jordy
04-08-2003, 06:57 PM
I have a husband??? I can't believe anyone would have that kind of attitude, especially in these trying times. Nice outlook MJ. :D
Where do some people get off...
jordanpaulk:
That's easy: I'm single. :D

Gilda
04-09-2003, 06:36 AM
My husband told my I should check out a thread where my competition is advertising. Just wanted to say . . .
http://www.soldbygilda.com/images/gj1.jpg
Hi from my partner, Juli (the blonde) and I. Who's your choice for Orange Country Realtor?
Ivan Dan, where's your pic? How do you think I afford my toys!
Gilda Johnson . . . like no other
www.soldbygilda.com (http://www.soldbygilda.com)
[ April 09, 2003, 07:36 AM: Message edited by: Gilda ]

Blown 472
04-09-2003, 06:41 AM
Now it is hot chick Spam o rama.

The PASTIE HUNTER
04-09-2003, 06:45 AM
I sell a lot of pasties and beads this time of year to pay the bills. :D :D
Dan your screwed now, :mad: If I need a realator I'm goin with Gilda, wink WAY HOTTER! eek! :D
The PASTIE HUNTER :cool:

Blown 472
04-09-2003, 06:47 AM
I love pasties, all hot out of the oven filled with beef and carrots. Yummy.

The PASTIE HUNTER
04-09-2003, 06:49 AM
I'll be out there this weekend doing my Thang! :D :D
TPH :cool:

Sangster
04-09-2003, 06:50 AM
Singin' for Nickels & Dimes... :cool: :cool:

superdave013
04-09-2003, 06:52 AM
Gilda:
http://www.soldbygilda.com/images/gj1.jpg
Hi from my partner, Juli (the blonde) and I. Who's your choice for Orange Country Realtor?
How do you think I afford my toys!
Gilda Johnson . . . like no other
www.soldbygilda.com (http://www.soldbygilda.com) Who would be my choice?? Can Juli and yourself split the commission?? If so then I'll buy from both of ya! :D :D
But seriously though, This thread is a really bad attempt at subliminal spam.
If your gonna spam just come right out and do it.
Gilda, you rock gurl! Welcome to the forums.

The PASTIE HUNTER
04-09-2003, 07:04 AM
Any of you gals need beads or pasties wave me down. :D :D :D :D TPH :cool:

hot_diggity_dog
04-09-2003, 07:07 AM
Any of you gals need beads or pasties wave me down. Hey your pretty funny Pasty Hunter :D :D
HDD :cool:

HammerDown
04-09-2003, 07:47 AM
superdave013:
Gilda:
http://www.soldbygilda.com/images/gj1.jpg
Hi from my partner, Juli (the blonde) and I. Who's your choice for Orange Country Realtor?
How do you think I afford my toys!
Gilda Johnson . . . like no other
www.soldbygilda.com (http://www.soldbygilda.com) Who would be my choice?? Can Juli and yourself split the commission?? If so then I'll buy from both of ya! :D :D
But seriously though, This thread is a really bad attempt at subliminal spam.
If your gonna spam just come right out and do it.
Gilda, you rock gurl! Welcome to the forums. I would have to agree about the "bad attempt" reguarding subliminal spam!

miller19j
04-09-2003, 08:45 AM
LMAO….This is getting comical!

Ivan Dan
04-09-2003, 10:07 PM
Gilda you had to go there huh?!?! I'm getting ready to sell my house...wanna be my agent?
ha ha ha

RiverToysJas
04-11-2003, 08:37 AM
Gilda:
My husband told my I should check out a thread where my competition is advertising. Just wanted to say . . .
http://www.soldbygilda.com/images/gj1.jpg
Hi from my partner, Juli (the blonde) and I. Who's your choice for Orange Country Realtor?
Ivan Dan, where's your pic? How do you think I afford my toys!
Gilda Johnson . . . like no other
www.soldbygilda.com (http://www.soldbygilda.com) I'm not just an admirer of Gilda, I'm a client too!!! :D We purchased the Rivertoys World Headquarters using her serives and couldn't be happier!!! smile_sp Best Realtor we've ever met!!! :cool:
RTJas :D

Licketty Split
04-11-2003, 09:11 AM
Work for the state, Aid peaple in there presute of Citizenship, and run a small but productive temp. labor service. :D

Jungle Boy
04-11-2003, 09:35 AM
I sell cheap booze to the local indians.