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Mandelon
05-13-2003, 08:30 PM
Penis size is another story
First, let’s put this in context: 80 percent of women said their guy is big enough. But while 54 percent of men said their organ is just right, a full 44 percent want to supersize. Even men who said they have large organs still seem to adhere to the “bigger is better” philosophy. Men clearly don’t grasp the concept that there is such a thing as too big. In fact, among women who said their partner is endowed with an above-average organ, about 5 percent said they’d like to downsize. Basically, it’s a simple geometry problem — you can’t fit a Ford Expedition into a Honda-sized space.
Expedition??? :p

hoolign
05-13-2003, 08:34 PM
I can parralel park :D

beyondhelpin
05-13-2003, 08:37 PM
Im hanging with my Surburban! (Chevy man) Okay its really an Isuzu Pup. Must be why I have a big block in the boat, extended cab 4x4, and a supercharger on the wifes car! wink :D

Tom Brown
05-13-2003, 08:39 PM
If mine were any longer, I couldn't get the entire thing into my palm. I guess I could always choke up on it. :confused:

jus a baker
05-13-2003, 08:41 PM
Is it good when they giggle?

HighRoller
05-13-2003, 08:41 PM
Yeah,I crack up listening to these guys bragging about their"10 inch unit".I guess nobody told them that all of the most sensitive nerve endings are in the first 4 inches of a woman's coochie!But I guess they like drilling a hole in a girl's cervix for the ego boost right?On the other side of the coin there are the guys who say it's not the size of the boat,but the motion of the ocean.I say this is just something girls say to a guy with a small thingy to make him feel adequate because you CAN'T get to Europe in a rowboat!!!!

hoolign
05-13-2003, 08:46 PM
I wish I had a 10 inch cock...iwould'nt have to drag this thing around :D

jus a baker
05-13-2003, 08:48 PM
She told me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt, so I ****ed her twice and slapped her!!

betty boop
05-13-2003, 09:11 PM
boys, boys, boys , i must admit, it isn't the size - it's how it's used. Not quantity but quality is the key word... :p

DickDanger
05-13-2003, 09:23 PM
Is 6 feet of pure Dick big enough? LMAO...-DD Out

TroubIeOnWater
05-13-2003, 09:26 PM
This fawkin hillarious.
I never understood what it was that drove me to want a big truck and a fast boat...
But now I know. I REALLY know.
I should party with you guys sometime. Least now I dont have to worry bout being the ONLY one with a handicap.

HighRoller
05-13-2003, 09:29 PM
I had a girl one time who said"screw me silly".It was fun the first time but after a while the big shoes and foam nose got in the way.....

HCS
05-13-2003, 09:30 PM
sunbunny:
boys, boys, boys , i must admit, it isn't the size - it's how it's used. Not quantity but quality is the key word... :p So how do you use it? :confused:

Doug H.
05-13-2003, 09:51 PM
very cool thread guys!! wait till all the other peeps get on this one, it's just going to blow."THE COMMANDER HAS SPOKEN".."MY DIXIE NORMUS" doug.

comin' unscrewed
05-13-2003, 09:59 PM
Just curious ladies.... which would you prefer:
a. A thick one between 7" and 8" on a guy who knows how to use it...
or
b. A fella who can tie a knot in a cherry stem with his tounge among other oral tricks?

Ziggy
05-14-2003, 12:41 PM
HARDCORE-SKI:
sunbunny:
boys, boys, boys , i must admit, it isn't the size - it's how it's used. Not quantity but quality is the key word... :p So how do you use it? :confused: Does it go bbbbzzzzzzzzzzz when it gets turned on? :D

spectratoad
05-14-2003, 12:48 PM
After reading some of the threads that get started on here I am feeling better about myself everyday. :D :D

SCUBA STEVE
05-14-2003, 12:58 PM
I have a yugo sized cock, and not afraid to admit it, or show it. :D Oral is where the pleasure is. Put the shoe on the other foot for just a minute, would you want 200lbs on top of you pounding the shit out of you? That has to hurt?? Anyway the minutes up, back to reality. wink

Seadog
05-14-2003, 01:27 PM
Which is better, a 9 inch slim jim or a 5 inch bratwurst? Or is big once a week better than small daily. I really don't care as long as my wife has that smile on her face.

78Eliminator
05-14-2003, 01:50 PM
SCUBA STEVE:
I have a yugo sized cock, and not afraid to admit it, or show it. :D Oral is where the pleasure is. Put the shoe on the other foot for just a minute, would you want 200lbs on top of you pounding the shit out of you? That has to hurt?? Anyway the minutes up, back to reality. wink Scuba, I don't want to see your cock....

SCUBA STEVE
05-14-2003, 02:00 PM
ahh I thought this was a show & tell thread. :D

GlastronGuy
05-14-2003, 03:28 PM
SCUBA STEVE:
ahh I thought this was a show & tell thread. :D Show and tell? OK
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