HavasuDreamin'
03-28-2003, 02:02 PM
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
A. Female................Any part under a car's hood.
B. Male..................The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
A. Female.............Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
B. Male...................Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
A. Female...........The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
B. Male................Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
A. Female..............A desire to get married and raise a family.
B. Male...........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
A. Female..........A good movie, concert, play or book.
B. Male...............Anything that can be done while drinking.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
A. Female..........An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
B. Male...............A source of entertainment, self-expression & male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
A. Female.........The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
B. Male..............Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
A. Female......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
B. Male..........A device for waving his girlfriend or wife from out in front of the television
A. Female................Any part under a car's hood.
B. Male..................The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
A. Female.............Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
B. Male...................Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
A. Female...........The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
B. Male................Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
A. Female..............A desire to get married and raise a family.
B. Male...........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
A. Female..........A good movie, concert, play or book.
B. Male...............Anything that can be done while drinking.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
A. Female..........An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
B. Male...............A source of entertainment, self-expression & male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
A. Female.........The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
B. Male..............Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
A. Female......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
B. Male..........A device for waving his girlfriend or wife from out in front of the television