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Her454
03-27-2003, 02:54 PM
RULES FOR CUTTING YOUR OWN FIREWOOD
1. Park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
2. Never park downhill from the tree you are cutting down.
3. The fact that you live within driving distance of a forest does not make you a lumberjack.
4. Just to be on the safe side, always borrow your buddy's truck.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/504/139treetruck-med.jpg

River Ric
03-27-2003, 03:03 PM
OOOUCH!!! That looks like it might leave a mark!!!Good call racegirl. That looks like its gona be an expensive fire!!! jawdrop

NashvilleBound
03-27-2003, 05:31 PM
At least it was a Chevy!

JetBoatRich
03-27-2003, 06:41 PM
A little bondo and we can fix it right up :D

Boat Racer
03-27-2003, 07:16 PM
OUCH!!!

NashvilleBound
03-27-2003, 07:26 PM
Hey Boatracer...Welcome to the boards. Whats that lake in souther KY that we pass when we head North out of TN. It seems to go on for miles....

058
03-27-2003, 09:00 PM
If he were in it he would qualify for a Darwin Award. :D
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058
03-27-2003, 09:01 PM
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Jordy
03-27-2003, 09:06 PM
NashvilleBound:
At least it was a Chevy! No kidding. With a Ford he wouldn't have left his driveway before it broke down... :D :D :D

Kilrtoy
03-27-2003, 11:10 PM
Its a CHEVY it was already dead

NashvilleBound
03-28-2003, 05:46 AM
jordanpaulk:
NashvilleBound:
At least it was a Chevy! No kidding. With a Ford he wouldn't have left his driveway before it broke down... :D :D :D Jordy....(I am choosing my words carefully now) Lets just say that nobody that drives a Ford is that LAME!
There, that was politicaly correct, I think.. argue

Seadog
03-28-2003, 05:55 AM
Can a Chevy driver figure out how to start a chainsaw?

Blown 472
03-28-2003, 06:33 AM
I think he is scratchin the paint with the end of the chain saw.

Hallett19
03-28-2003, 10:27 AM
goes to show what kind of person you need to be to buy a Chevy, especailly one that ugly. The guy obviously didnt care about his Chevy that much, look how happy he is, what do you think he is saying right there ???
"finally I can go get that F-250 that stares at me every day I drive home from my job as a ceptic tank pumper up here in Oregon"
any takers.... ?

058
03-28-2003, 12:18 PM
Hallett19:
goes to show what kind of person you need to be to buy a Chevy, especailly one that ugly. The guy obviously didnt care about his Chevy that much, look how happy he is, what do you think he is saying right there ???
"finally I can go get that F-250 that stares at me every day I drive home from my job as a ceptic tank pumper up here in Oregon"
any takers.... ? He's smiling because he thinks he can collect the ins. on it. What he doesn't know is the ins. co. doesn't cover stupidity. cry

Ziggy
03-28-2003, 12:23 PM
He's probably smiling because his mother-in-Law is in the cab. argue No more haggling over who gets the last scrap of Mac-N-Cheese.

gnarley
03-28-2003, 12:27 PM
It looks like to me that the Chevy was parked somewhere off road & the tree fell on it. Luckily for Ford owners they can't make it off road that far so they are safe from off road obstacles they'll never encounter. :D

NashvilleBound
03-28-2003, 07:49 PM
Charley, Charley, Charley....I think you are mis-informed. The Ford guys, at least in my area, are ALWAYS pulling out the Chebbys from getting stuck somewhere. But its all good. It always ends up with a larger group for a party. :D