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Rexone
11-19-2002, 07:19 PM
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you.

Raskal
11-19-2002, 07:31 PM
nice :D too dam funny

01RENEGADE
11-19-2002, 09:07 PM
Very creative well done

058
11-20-2002, 10:45 AM
Thats some funny shit. :D

HCS
11-20-2002, 11:46 AM
Good: Your wife(girlfriend)wants to make love.
Bad: She's on the rag!
ugly: You do it anyway.
LOL :D

XTRM22
11-20-2002, 12:11 PM
Good: Your sons picture is on the Wheeties box
Better: your girlfriends picture is in Sports
Illustrated Swimsuit edition
Best: Wifes picture is on the back of the milk Carton
Oh no I didn't really post that, I'm kidding honey it's a joke..... LOL
Chuck

FMluvswater
06-10-2003, 06:19 PM
OMG Mike those were hilarious! :D

Tom Brown
06-10-2003, 06:26 PM
HARDCORE-SKI:
Good: Your wife(girlfriend)wants to make love.
Bad: She's on the rag!
ugly: You do it anyway.Are you serious? I enjoy a woman's musk and menstruation brings on industrial levels of it.
Lubrication is a good idea when the gravy is flowing and so is tampon removal. Those strings will give you rope burn.

Tom Brown
06-10-2003, 06:26 PM
Nice post, Mike. :cool:

MagicMtnDan
06-10-2003, 06:41 PM
Good: I'm on Hot Boat Forum (a lot)
Bad: I don't have a boat
Ugly: You all have great looking boats! (I want one)

HOSS
06-10-2003, 07:20 PM
Tom, yuk.

ratso
06-10-2003, 09:33 PM
Yeah Tom, yuk. I had a girlfriend and we were very drunk one night and got after it pretty vigorously. About a week or so later we noticed a smell that wouldn't go away. She had her gynecologist examine her and lo and behold, she pulled out a tampon that was buried deep down in her. My ex said that was the most embarassing day of her entire life, they both almost gagged from the smell. I probably should have waited until lunchtime to post this... yuk

ratso
06-10-2003, 09:55 PM
Good, the wife wants it over and over and over all night long.
Bad, your balls are so sore you can barely walk the next day.
Ugly, it is your best friends wife.

dimarcobros
06-11-2003, 10:02 AM
LMAO :D :D

Cole
06-11-2003, 10:11 AM
thats some funny chit..

Boozer
06-11-2003, 10:17 AM
Good: You met a woman that loves to give you head daily
Bad: This woman turns out to be a man
Ugly: Her dick is bigger then yours

=PAYED CA$H=
06-11-2003, 10:20 AM
GOOD: GETTIN LAID BY A HOOKER.
BAD: IT COST YOU $300+
UGLY: YOU WERE SO EXCITED YOU FORGOT TO
USE A CONDOM!
:D eek! :D eek! :D eek! :D eek!

Cole
06-11-2003, 10:22 AM
good:you meet a girl at a bar and take home
bad:you fall asleep cause your too wasted
ugly:she's still there in the morning

ratso
06-11-2003, 09:11 PM
Uglier, you chew your arm off to get away

TroubIeOnWater
06-11-2003, 09:19 PM
Good: You go tot he bar and get drunk
Bad: You come home and start blowing bubbles
Ugly: Bubbles is your dog

FMluvswater
05-14-2004, 11:14 AM
:D bump

MagicMtnDan
05-14-2004, 11:43 AM
The Good: You go to the Sandbar five times a day to check out the action
The Bad: You see three more posts about Stink Pickles
The Ugly: You read one about why you shouldn't shave your ass

BarryMac
05-14-2004, 12:21 PM
that's some funny stuff!!!! :D

FMluvswater
05-22-2004, 04:57 PM
Good: You take a shower before you go grocery shopping.
Bad: You get hit with a bad case of the trots before you leave.
Ugly: Reason you were going shopping was cuz you're outta toilet paper ... and since your shower you're also out of soap.

HighRoller
05-22-2004, 08:21 PM
By the "trots" I'm assuming you mean:
Mexican Ass Piss
Hershey Squirts
Indian Quick Steps

Dr. Eagle
05-22-2004, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by HighRoller
By the "trots" I'm assuming you mean:
Mexican Ass Piss
Hershey Squirts
Indian Quick Steps
Green Apple Quick Step.......

HighRoller
05-22-2004, 09:17 PM
Good:your chick wants to do it
Bad:She's on the rag
Ugly:You do it anyways cause you're drunk
Coyote Ugly: You wake up looking like you won a cherry pie eating contest

Dr. Eagle
05-22-2004, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by HighRoller
Good:your chick wants to do it
Bad:She's on the rag
Ugly:You do it anyways cause you're drunk
Coyote Ugly: You wake up looking like you won a cherry pie eating contest
I thought Coyote Ugly was when you woke up with your arm under a gigantic hefer that looked hella foxy when you BAC was up over .15 and chew it off so you can get away....;)

FMluvswater
05-22-2004, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by HighRoller
By the "trots" I'm assuming you mean:
Mexican Ass Piss
Hershey Squirts
Indian Quick Steps
yes it does have a lot of different names :D was too lazy earlier to type diarrhea :D

FMluvswater
05-22-2004, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by HighRoller
Good:your chick wants to do it
Bad:She's on the rag
Ugly:You do it anyways cause you're drunk
Coyote Ugly: You wake up looking like you won a cherry pie eating contest
dried blood isn't red like cherry pie ;) :D but yeah that would be "kill me now" ugly :yuk:

FMluvswater
07-21-2004, 02:17 PM
Good: You just found out your girlfriend is bisexual and has a girlfriend
Bad: Her girlfriend won't agree to a three way with you
Ugly: Her girlfriend is your sister

Jeanyus
07-21-2004, 02:53 PM
Good: You just found out your girlfriend is bisexual and has a girlfriend
Bad: Her girlfriend won't agree to a three way with you
Ugly: Her girlfriend kicks your ass.

throwerb
07-21-2004, 04:26 PM
Good: You finally got your dream boat.
Bad: Engine trouble your first trip out.
Ugly: It's a Commander.:(

MagicMtnDan
07-21-2004, 04:44 PM
Good: Your sister just started posting on the Sandbar
Bad: She posted a pic of her and her boyfriend who you haven't met
Ugly: This is the pic of her with her boyfriend
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/307untitled.bmp

FMluvswater
03-26-2005, 01:47 AM
Good: watching Maury help some chick try to determine for the 5th time who her 3 kids daddies are :idea:
Bad: your hubby of 10 years IS the father :supp:
Ugly: of all three of her kids ages 5, 3 and 2 months :eek:
Coyote Ugly: so it isn't a yeast infection afterall! :2purples:

FMluvswater
09-29-2005, 02:57 PM
Good: Linux
Bad: DOS
Ugly: Windows NT

lucky
10-13-2005, 02:14 PM
good : your getting it five times a day
bad : she wants it oral only
Ugly : You find out she's screwing your brother :messedup:

Boy Named Sue
10-30-2005, 08:37 PM
good : your getting it five times a day
bad : she wants it oral only
Ugly : You find out she's screwing your brother :messedup:
Uglier : You find out she stops at his house on the way to yours

Rexone
10-31-2005, 02:14 AM
Good: Your sister just started posting on the Sandbar
Bad: She posted a pic of her and her boyfriend who you haven't met
Ugly: This is the pic of her with her boyfriend
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/307untitled.bmp
Uglier: The guy is your first cousin.

FMluvswater
01-20-2006, 01:01 AM
ttt post count +1 AND lure (more please they make me laugh)

BajaMike
01-20-2006, 01:14 AM
Good:your chick wants to do it
Bad:She's on the rag
Ugly:You do it anyways cause you're drunk
Coyote Ugly: You wake up looking like you won a cherry pie eating contest
This thread is too f-ing funny.... :D :D
See above.....I've done it before.....I'd do it again
:rollside:
There's an saying in the South....
:idea:
"her ass is so fine.....I'd eat butter beans out of her ass"
Ya....I've seen a few like that.... :idea:
Cherry pie....butter beans.....us guys are sick!!!
:cool: :cool:

Boy Named Sue
01-20-2006, 03:26 AM
Good ~ Your buddy finds a good looking woman.
Bad ~ Friends warn him shes a psycho bitch.
Ugly ~ You get shit faced and take her home instead.
Uglier ~ You wake up with a her number written on your chest in poo poo.
Ugliest ~ You call her the next day for some "action".

GHT
01-20-2006, 06:08 AM
Are you serious? I enjoy a woman's musk and menstruation brings on industrial levels of it.
Lubrication is a good idea when the gravy is flowing and so is tampon removal. Those strings will give you rope burn.
Your post only goes to prove.... Sometimes you just ain't all there, and SH1T...... :)

JetBoatRich
01-20-2006, 08:04 AM
ttt post count +1 AND lure (more please they make me laugh)
You were digging :rolleyes:

Boy Named Sue
04-01-2006, 02:22 AM
Good - You find a pie on the back porch and you eat it all.
Bad - You can't tell if the filling is peanut butter or pumpkin.
Ugly - The plumber tells you that its neither.

MagicMtnDan
04-01-2006, 05:55 AM
The Good - You have some really hard workers at your company
The Bad - None of them show up for work
The Ugly - You turn on the TV and see them wearing white shirts, carrying Mexican flags and signs

Jim W
04-01-2006, 05:55 AM
Good:your chick wants to do it
Bad:She's on the rag
Ugly:You do it anyways cause you're drunk
Coyote Ugly: You wake up looking like you won a cherry pie eating contest
Good:you go to a bar, get chit faced, pick up a woman, go to her house and pound away.
Bad:later, on your way home---get arrested for DWI.
Ugly:cop's take mug shots and allow you to call your wife for a ride home.
Mega ugly:they never told you your face is covered in menstral blood but your wife does!! And of course there are those mug shots to explain!
The above actually happened to a guy I know. No, not me.
Be good, Jim

MagicMtnDan
04-01-2006, 10:11 AM
The Good
http://cdn-34.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users9/boink/scarlettjohansson/scarlett_johansen--large-msg-113770007727-2.jpg
The Bad
http://www.brutallyhonest.org/photos/saddam_husseins_demise/saddamshirt3.jpg
The Ugly
http://www.digital-laughter.com/images/artist/ugly.jpeg

Boy Named Sue
06-27-2006, 01:03 AM
Good - Being at a college house party and an emergency crap kicks in, probably from eating to much room temperature bean dip. Luckily you see a space between the back wall and the garage a few feet away.
Bad - Before you can get back in there, as you bend over your ass gets stuck and you shit your pants.
Ugly - You wriggle free from your filthy tormenter, going Commando.
Ugliest - In a group photo, the frat house dog is front and center with your mud splattered chonies in his mouth, with your name clearly visible on the waistband, where your mother wrote it when you were in seventh grade.

RitcheyRch
06-27-2006, 04:37 AM
This is good stuff.

YeLLowBoaT
06-27-2006, 05:05 AM
The good:
Your boat just broke the 90 mph mark on gps.
The bad:
It was still on the trailer, behind your truck.
The ugly:
you just passed a CHP...

Boy Named Sue
10-20-2006, 12:03 AM
Excellent: You have three days away from the ball and chain on a business trip.
Good: You're out of town and there's plenty of ass around.
Bad: You hook up and take her back to your place.
Ugly: She has more teeth than you and they're all in a ratty old plastic baggy.
Excellent: This is a story told to you by a friend.