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topless
01-18-2003, 10:52 AM
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secret.......guys feel left out. That's right......left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so that ladies can have a day to show their man just how much they love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ.
That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world...

GlastronGuy
01-18-2003, 11:06 AM
I am going to change the date from March 20th to Jan 18th and send it to my wife. The tomorrow I'll change it from Jan 18th to Jan 19th........
wink

Moomawnster
01-18-2003, 11:14 AM
"There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life."
Yeah .... right .... but do we really need something else for women to fake ! :rolleyes:

gnarley
01-18-2003, 11:27 AM
Damn it I want a Beer to! :D
And the wife says fine as long as she gets hers on Valentine's Day. March 20th it is. :D
[ January 18, 2003, 11:31 AM: Message edited by: gnarley ]

Mandelon
01-18-2003, 02:15 PM
God Damn, now that just makes sense!! wink :cool:

stump
01-18-2003, 04:49 PM
I totally agree steak,blowjob and a beer day.Hell yeah !!And not nesscisseraly in that order either! damn nesscisseraly is a hard word to spell when ur drinkin,dont even know if it correct ,but what then hell.

VillainDave
01-19-2003, 01:58 AM
jawdrop
I'm all for it! i think this will sweep the nation by the end of the month ! Hell
it'll even be on the 9:00 news
This gonna be big!!

NMlakerat
01-19-2003, 02:29 AM
it will be HUGE......
Steak Blowjob and beer wow king for a day
:D :D
then she will find something to bitch about.
I still love my boat it takes all my money but at least it don't bitch

TFLB
01-19-2003, 10:06 AM
I think beer and tittie day would be a good holiday.

BigBoyToys
01-19-2003, 11:39 AM
Too bad I already gave ya a 5 Topless, or I'd be giving ya one for this topic :D

JetBoatRich
01-19-2003, 12:21 PM
My wife pulled a steak out of the freezer, what does this mean? :D
[ January 19, 2003, 01:02 PM: Message edited by: JetBoatRich ]

ACCEPTENCE
01-19-2003, 01:24 PM
JetBoatRich:
My wife pulled a steak out of the freezer, what does this mean? :D She caught on to the new hoilday idea??? yes, no, maybe???

JetBoatRich
01-19-2003, 01:26 PM
ACCEPTENCE:
JetBoatRich:
My wife pulled a steak out of the freezer, what does this mean? :D She caught on to the new hoilday idea??? yes, no, maybe??? :D Lets hope so :D

Hustler
01-19-2003, 03:09 PM
By far this is the best topic you have have posted yet Topless, I'll make sure Fufu read this :D

TCHB
01-19-2003, 03:14 PM
(From TCHB's wife) You are right! Chocolate makes us fat, flowers die too soon. I'll step up to the plate & do my part for the cause.

JimmyBaja
01-19-2003, 06:17 PM
I vote!!!
TOPLESS FOR PRESIDENT

topless
01-12-2004, 03:25 PM
Its the time of year to revive this thread. Men, think very carefully about Feb. 14. It's right around the corner and we all want a great March 20th.:D

Jetdriver
01-12-2004, 03:51 PM
So Rich why is Steph keepin your meat so cold!?!?!?!?!

Tom Brown
01-12-2004, 03:54 PM
lmao! You're the chick, Topless.

jlnorthrup122
01-12-2004, 04:08 PM
Damn it I want a Beer to!
Hell yeah this is one hell off a holiday I am putting this one on my calendar!!:D :D

MagicMtnDan
01-12-2004, 04:51 PM
That's a holiday we really can use! When can I go to the Hallmark card store and find the "Steak & A Blowjob" card section? I want to let my friends know about it.
While we're at it could we modify it a bit? We could call it, "Steak & A Threesome Night With The Wife and Her Best-looking Female Friend" or something like that?

ratso
01-12-2004, 05:08 PM
...answer me this topless. How do you plan on fitting me and Tom Brown in on the same day when he lives in Canada and I'm down here in Texas?:p The phone sex just isn't the same...:D

HotRod Sprint
01-12-2004, 07:03 PM
***boat needs to put a sticky on this one and leave it at the top permanently :D
Rod

HotRod Sprint
01-12-2004, 07:44 PM
C,mon ***boat, what gives. Think how these forums could make the whole world a better place for one day :D
Rod

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-12-2004, 07:50 PM
hey, I give Mr Vee his steak and BJ 's all the time.. at least three days a week or more.. so now what do I do about march 20th. Hmmmmm.. lets see.. three bj's and a steak.. We'll see.. :p :D

HotRod Sprint
01-12-2004, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
hey, I give Mr Vee his steak and BJ 's all the time.. at least three days a week or more.. so now what do I do about march 20th. Hmmmmm.. lets see.. three bj's and a steak.. We'll see.. :p :D
Oh what a lucky guy :D
Rod

likwidsukr
01-12-2004, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
hey, I give Mr Vee his steak and BJ 's all the time.. at least three days a week or more.. so now what do I do about march 20th. Hmmmmm.. lets see.. three bj's and a steak.. We'll see.. :p :D
Pervert:wink: :D

topless
01-13-2004, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by ratso
...answer me this topless. How do you plan on fitting me and Tom Brown in on the same day when he lives in Canada and I'm down here in Texas?:p The phone sex just isn't the same...:D Not to worry ratso, have trailer, will travel!;) ;)

MsDrmr
01-13-2004, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
hey, I give Mr Vee his steak and BJ 's all the time.. at least three days a week or more.. so now what do I do about march 20th. Hmmmmm.. lets see.. three bj's and a steak.. We'll see.. :p :D
Yeah, what happens when they get a "mans Holiday" all the time,
(there are some lucky men out there)