How do you keep a Jehovahs Witness from knocking?

[Hal]

I hope this is funny. I don't mean to be mean to anyone
http://66.34.239.190/pics/data/500/19door_knocker-med.jpg
[ April 21, 2003, 08:49 PM: Message edited by: Hal ]

[RiverToysJas]

LMAO!!! That's one way!
I used to just send the Rottie to the door with an attack command when I saw them coming up the driveway. wink
RTJas :D

[257]

Answer the door naked if your hung like that guy

[superV]

Hal:
I hope this is funny. I don't mean to be mean to anyone
http://66.34.239.190/pics/data/500/19door_knocker-med.jpg How did you get this pic of my front door? :D

[Mandelon]

How do you keep a Jehovah's Witness from knocking?
Use octane booster!

[HOSS]

Stab them in the eye with a flathead.

[Ziggy]

tell 'em your cousin converted and now his family has disowned him for it....but keep him 'cause he always did like to look at your asses on those bicycles :D

[Tom Brown]

HOSS:
Stab them in the eye with a flathead. Nice. :D

[-Nezrik-]

Dont get that door knocker if you have Catholic Priests that go door to door in your neighborhood!

[nmboats]

Just put one of these in your front yard or hanging from the house and they will stay away, since they don’t believe in serving our country.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/654usa_fl_md_wht.gif
Worked for me...

[DickDanger]

I usually point at the garden and ask "are you here looking for all of the cats that have been missing in the neighborhood?" and stare with a blank look just over their shoulder. Thats my favorite one. -DD Out
[ April 23, 2003, 12:31 AM: Message edited by: DickDanger ]

[DickDanger]

devil
[ April 23, 2003, 12:30 AM: Message edited by: DickDanger ]

[-Nezrik-]

My Dad was a "Forced" J.W. as a child, and always told me to do this.
Ask them if they believe in False Prophets ( which they dont). Then ask them why they have been predicting the end of the world forever.
[ April 23, 2003, 12:33 AM: Message edited by: -Nezrik- ]