For anyone who has not had it in a while.

[dmontzsta]

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

[dimarcobros]

LMAO!!! eek!
DMB

[River Lynchmob]

shep i know what im getting you for x mas this year :cool:

[BajaMike]

That reminds me of a story....
An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally
qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the
morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all
night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin
and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done
this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."